PARIS H. - OLD AND NEW by Joe Doe Old Paris: Handled with kid gloves New Paris: Handled with rubber gloves Old Paris: Gave blowjobs in bars New Paris: Gives blowjobs between bars Old Paris: Fat, black woman washed her dishes New Paris: Fat, black woman washes her back Old Paris: Had guards who did favors New Paris: Has guards who demand favors Old Paris: Showered with attention New Paris: Showers with 75 other inmates Old Paris: Never knew how ethnic women tended to Hilton hotel rugs New Paris: Knows exactly how ethnic women want their rugs tended to Old Paris: Screamed her way through an exploitation movie New Paris: Screams her way through exploitation Old Paris: PARIS brand perfume New Paris: PARIS brand delousing spray Old Paris: Was pursued by paparazzi New Paris: Is pursued by perverts Old Paris: Dance, drink, drive New Paris: Bend, spread, cough Edited by C. Lakewood