MOVIE MAGIC

                            by 

                         Joe Doe




The movie was an important feminist statement.  Even though it 
involved nudity, it was easy to get the most prominent women in 
the small university town to participate.

The movie depicted a Communist military takeover in a foreign 
country.  In the movie, the most prominent and attractive society 
women are herded together for "re-education" at a special 
government prison camp.

This explained why all of the most prominent women in the 
university town were now standing together in a large barbed 
wire enclosure.  Most of the women eyed the dozens of cameras 
that surrounded them nervously, uncertain about what exactly 
they had gotten themselves into.

The director had set up the cameras carefully.  Just as in the 
script, these were prominent, successful women, and the director 
wanted to record the reaction of women who were being "processed" 
for the first time. 

For the women, the worst part was the extras who were playing the 
prison guards.  The director deliberately hired students and blue 
collar workers from the local community, so that the women would 
experience what the characters in the movie experienced: abuse and 
humiliation at the hands of men whom had recently been under their 
control.

The director called "Action" and the "Camp Commander" barked his 
first order.  "Okay, ladies!  Strip down to your BIRTHDAY SUITS!  
I want all of you fine ladies BUTT NAKED.  NOW!"

The women nervously began to take off their shoes and unbutton 
their blouses.  A few stalled by taking off their jewelry first, 
hoping desperately to delay the inevitable.

Unfortunately for the embarrassed women, each "guard" moved in to 
supervise the disrobing of a woman that he knew.

One college professor ended up stripping herself naked in front of 
two frat boys whom she had failed the previous semester.

The female district attorney ended up undressing in front of a man 
she had successfully prosecuted for voyeurism just a year before.

The female mayor disrobed in front of the janitor who worked at 
city hall.

Several of the wealthy local socialites ended up stripping in front 
of the Mexicans who tended their manicured lawns. 

Several successful business executives were forced to take off 
their Armani suits in front of the gofers who worked in their 
mailrooms.

A prominent surgeon was forced to shuck off all her clothes in 
front of the minimum wage orderly she had fired for spilling a 
bedpan.

A prominent local CPA had to strip under the watchful gaze of her 
milkman.

A local TV news anchor was forced to drop her underpants in front 
of one of the victims of her "ambush interviews."

The university's varsity cheerleading squad stripped naked for the 
geeky members of the chess club.

The director smiled.  The male guards were terrific: they smiled, 
leered, smacked their lips, made obscene comments and gestures, 
and prodded the humiliated women with their prop guns when they 
didn't strip to their complete and total satisfaction.

But it was the reaction of the women that made the scene come 
alive.  A few tried to act defiant as they stripped, but most 
just blushed and trembled as their captors ogled them. 

It was clear that they weren't being stripped only of their 
clothes...they were being stripped of their dignity, as well.

The Camp Commandant gave the signal, and the naked women were 
herded towards the high pressure hoses.  After they were sprayed 
with freezing water, they would have to stand around shivering, 
watching in dismay as the hoses were hooked up to the huge 
delousing tank.... 

The most prominent females in the community would soon be clean as 
a whistle.

The director ordered a few of the cameramen to zoom in on the faces 
of the naked women as they were lined up with their hands on top of 
their heads in preparation for their "shower." 

The looks on their faces were unforgettable!

The director smiled.  Real people were so much more convincing 
than actors.



Edited by C. Lakewood