Hi, my name is CWatson, and I don't host text stories here.  That's
  mostly because I use a TON of italics, and you can't DO that in .txt
  formatting.  But it's also because I'm too lazy to reformat everything.
  So, my apologies, O Reader That Happens To Have Stumbled Upon My Empty
  Text Cache, there's nothing for you here.  Instead, I'd suggest that 
  you to pull up your favorite browser and enter the following URL:

        /~CWatson/

  All my stories--in handy-dandy HTML format--are available there.  I
  hope you like what you find.


    ~CWatson