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 Aliens

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The aliens arrived at 2.30 pm one summer afternoon. Their oval spaceship landed in parking area B of the Trafford Centre, Manchester. Most people assumed that it was a publicity stunt. The aliens, about 200 of them, emerged from their ship and milled around a bit, then headed for the shops. They resembled pubescent girls, about 5 foot high, slim and pretty, completely naked and hairless. By the time the police and army arrived, they had distributed themselves all over the shopping mall. Many had been adopted by families with young kids; some had been abducted by paedophiles. The remainder were eventually rounded up, without any resistance, and taken off for study and interrogation.

Of course it was all over the world’s media. Semi-officially they were dubbed Girls (with a capital G); a tabloid paper called them Lolitas and of course that stuck. They were indeed almost identical to 11-year-old girls, with long slender arms and legs, and pert little breasts and bottoms. Scans and tests revealed that anatomically and biologically they were amazingly similar to humans. Their skin colour was various shades of light brown, their eyes were mostly blue-green and their mucous membranes pink. They had no concept of modesty or privacy and could only with difficulty be persuaded to wear any clothing - although they soon began to sport extravagant wigs which caused them much merriment.

The Lolitas were mute and seemed to communicate chemically by exchange of bodily fluids and actual skin contact - hence their aversion to clothing. They quickly learned to understand and read English but could not speak it. Their long-range communication was via a sort of text messaging system implanted in their skulls, but it was not much use for detailed emotional exchange. That required close physical contact and much passing of bodily fluids, which made it look as if two or more Lolitas in conversation were actually having sex.

Often they were. Conversation and sex seemed to be just two ends of a spectrum, and the Lolitas indulged in a lot of both, in couples and in larger groups. Orgasm was accompanied by a quiet high-pitched keening, the only sound they made. Again, they had no concept of privacy and would begin foreplay at any time and anywhere.

At first the authorities gave them computer keyboards to convey their thoughts to humans, but it was inevitable that determined experimenters would try the bodily fluids technique. It gave a sensation of telepathy, of thoughts and ideas being conveyed directly into the mind. The Lolitas, for their part, soon learned to read human emotions in the same way, and there was no shortage of volunteers to enter into prolonged and thorough intercourse with them.

Soon they built up a partial picture of the Lolitas’ civilization:

1.     Their planet was comfortable and without dangerous predators or natural disasters.

2.     They had no leaders and took decisions by consensus of all the members in a group, which could take some time.

3.     They spent their days in the development of complex philosophies, and sex.

4.     They reproduced by the exchange of genetic material in sexual fluids, and fertilisation seemed to be under their conscious control. Babies grew to maturity in about ten years and thereafter there were few signs of aging.

5.     They were prone to few diseases or mental illnesses, and could generate a strong electrical discharge from their bodies as a defence mechanism, like electric eels. (A few paedophiles had already discovered this.)

The purposes of their space expeditions seemed to be, as far as they could be translated:

1.     The exchange of ideas and technology with other intelligent species.

2.     Sex with other intelligent species.

3.     Shopping.

4.     Having fun.

They brought with them:

1.     A zero-point energy drive which solved all Earth’s energy problems and enabled the construction of faster-than-light craft.

2.     Cures for most of the world’s diseases.

3.     A map showing the location of other habitable planets in the galaxy.

4.     A miniaturisation device which enabled them to carry all their shopping in one tiny bag.

5.     Truly magical dildos which guaranteed almost endless orgasms for any user.

Things that they found fascinating about the Earth included:

1.     Hair.

2.     Wigs.

3.     Penises.

4.     Department stores, especially Debenhams.

5.     Young girls who looked like them but were virgins.

6.     Singing (which they were incapable of). Whitney Houston was a particular favourite.

The Lolitas were in no hurry to continue their voyage and eventually most of them went to live with human families, while the Earth basked in a golden age with abundant energy and health. They were particularly welcomed by:

1.     Girls of around 11, who immediately began to copy the Lolitas’ looks (to the extent of going around stark naked with fake tans) and their lifestyle (mostly intensive sexual experimentation).

2.     Any man or boy with a penchant for pubescent girls (that is, all of them). (Many of these were fathers or brothers of category (1)). The Lolitas were keen to try penises of all shapes and sizes and found the exchange, or rather receipt, of semen to be a truly novel and exciting experience, one worth travelling halfway across the galaxy for.

3.     Lesbians who had hungered after sex with a young girl but were too nervous to try anything. (Some of these were also mothers of category (1)).

4.     Owners of sex clubs whose clientele would pay good money to watch a group of Lolitas having prolonged sexual congress with truly amazing emissions of fluids.

Of course, religious leaders fulminated against the Lolitas and the way they were corrupting the morals of society, but then they would say that, wouldn’t they? - those who had not managed to get their hands on a Girl.

 

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