{ASSTR 21 } Just the Ticket. Domestic Spanking Verses in Crap Couplets {Big Billie} (M/F spank, nc) Author's Statement: Big Billie is opposed to spanking except for consenting adults; However, spanking sexually excites him, so he writes about it. Big Billie's Standard Disclaimer for Crap Couplets: Alexander Pope I ain't; my rhymes are crude, my measures irregular, and my verses rudely hacked and chopped. The tyranny of rhyme prevents my fumbling muse from achieving the subtleties of prose; yet I still hope to entertain, stimulate and amuse with my Doggerel Verses. Just the Ticket For waiting on a yellow line Mary gets a parking fine Her car by the police is towed away One hundred and seventy pounds to pay Wow what a swingeing hefty rap She’s been suckered like a sap She's been silly played the clown And the law has firmly slapped her down Her friends all laugh and think it's funny That Mary's stung for so much money She's teased tormented made to wriggle While they all smile and grin and giggle Their deft delicious schadenfreude Vexed young Mary and annoyed her Everyone was laughing at her But for Mary it was no laughing matter The fine is more than 3 days pay Squandered and stupidly blown away Nearly thirty hours of toil Their teasing makes her seethe and boil While husband Jim a canny Scot Is he happy he is not He’s annoyed and not amused To see their budget thus abused Makes Mary promise right away That the next fine she has to pay She will confess that she’s a chump And let him strap her naked rump Sure enough before too long Mary again is in the wrong A gleeful policeman swoops down quick A wheel clamp on her car to stick A second time she’s towed away With another one seventy quid to pay At the car pound as she pays the money The policeman grins and thinks it's funny When she complains at the size of the fine And says it will teach her to toe the line The punishment he adds must sting If it's to accomplish anything Mary ruefully states as she turns to go This will sting far more than he’ll ever know As young Jim checks the bank account His shock and anger quickly mount Funds have gone they've leeched away There was an extra bill to pay By debit card one seventy smackers Enough to drive a Scotsman crackers His wife he says must take the rap Bare her bum and get the strap Mary however will not do it Swears he'll never put her to it Says that at 21 her pride Can't accept a whacked backside But Jim decides to pay no heed Trap his wife and do the deed From a sex shop on the Internet A Scottish tawse our Jim did get Supple and smooth a double-tailer Across the bum resolved to flail her Some garden click-ties too he buys Mary is in for a tingling surprise Soon the culprit will be tricked And her bare arse will be soundly licked The victim awoke on Saturday With a stinging penalty to pay Now Mary was no killjoy prude She slept with Jim completely nude So in that state she was surprised And her arms and legs securely tied To the bedstead thus was Mary bound While she lay deep in slumber sound Then Jim placed pillows in her lap And raised her bum to take the strap Mary awoke and writhed and fought But her nubile limbs were firmly caught Then Jim affirmed his clear intent To proceed with Mary’s punishment Two hefty fines had to be paid For which her bare bum would be flayed Three hundred and forty pounds the rap For which her rump must take the strap The penalty for her transgression Twelve on the bare at a spanking session For those two fines he’ll make her sting With sizzling slaps across her ring Now a big full figured girl is Mary With nubile thighs and pubes all hairy Her body is beautifully stacked Her figure with pulchritude amply packed She's buxom strapping with plenty of meat And a plump and beautifully pear shaped seat The victim stretched across the bed Awaits the stinging blows with dread Jim keeps her naked tied up there With big bare bum and pubic hair He leers at everything she's got Lusty thighs and pussy slot Then raises the tawse high in the air And brings it down right on the bare Just above the top of the thighs Where plump and succulent bum flesh lies As the tawse slaps hard against bare skin The room re-echoes to the din A stinging slap the victim got Across the back of her hairy slot Mary emits an urgent cry As bum flesh quivers and pussy hairs fly The initial sting is keen and sharp And gives the victim cause to carp Oh oh oh she helplessly cried As the sharp slapping leather bit her hide Then over the next four seconds or so An urgent tingling starts to grow And ouch aiyee goes up the yell As a big bare bottom stings like hell Mary’s arse meat blushes red As she waits for the second spank with dread But Jim’s in no particular hurry This is fun why should he worry His wife is wriggling and writhing like mad She calls him a bastard and a cad But bare and prone she awaits his pleasure Jim quietly grins and proceeds at leisure At last he raises his arm again Resolved to inflict more stinging pain Then down comes the tawse with a swish and a smack Across the victim’s hairy crack Twixt bum hole and cunt on nubile arse Oh wow what a sexy farce The tawse bites deep into plump firm meat A red stripe’s stamped on Mary’s seat Curly pussy hair scatters and flies Aaaah yahoo the victim cries Slap two lands flush on top of the first As Mary tingled fumed and cursed For about four seconds there’s a pause Then Jim again brings down the tawse Just as the tingling reaches its height This third hard spank begins to bite Followed by hard spanks four five six Poor Mary's in a proper fix By now she’s yelling loud and clear As the stinging slaps rattle her rear Twelve of the best does young Jim give her Mary’s buttocks wobble and quiver Bum flesh blushes and turns red As Mary awaits each slap with dread Pubic snatch hair scatters and flutters As the wriggling victim winces and mutters The room re-echoed to the din As the slaps smacked hard against bare skin By the time she took the final clout Mary had pondered something out As she lay tied up with tingling rump She acknowledged that she’s been a chump Thus a short sharp spanking session Teaches Mary a sizzling lesson Your naughty parking habit kick it Don’t get suckered with a ticket Do not park on yellow lines And don’t get stung with parking fines Be sure to obey the traffic laws Beware of Jim’s sharp slapping tawse