{ASSTR 21 } Just the Ticket.  Domestic Spanking Verses
in Crap Couplets {Big Billie} (M/F spank, nc)


Author's Statement: Big Billie is opposed to spanking
except for consenting adults; However, spanking
sexually excites him, so he writes about it.

Big Billie's Standard Disclaimer for Crap Couplets:
Alexander Pope I ain't; my rhymes are crude, my
measures irregular, and my verses rudely hacked and
chopped. The tyranny of rhyme prevents my fumbling
muse from achieving the subtleties of prose; yet I
still hope to entertain, stimulate and amuse with my
Doggerel Verses. 


Just the Ticket

For waiting on a yellow line
Mary gets a parking fine
Her car by the police is towed away
One hundred and seventy pounds to pay
Wow what a swingeing hefty rap
She’s been suckered like a sap
She's been silly played the clown
And the law has firmly slapped her down
Her friends all laugh and think it's funny
That Mary's stung for so much money
She's teased tormented made to wriggle
While they all smile and grin and giggle
Their deft delicious schadenfreude
Vexed young Mary and annoyed her
Everyone was laughing at her
But for Mary it was no laughing matter
The fine is more than 3 days pay
Squandered and stupidly blown away
Nearly thirty hours of toil
Their teasing makes her seethe and boil
While husband Jim a canny Scot
Is he happy he is not
He’s annoyed and not amused
To see their budget thus abused
Makes Mary promise right away
That the next fine she has to pay
She will confess that she’s a chump
And let him strap her naked rump
Sure enough before too long
Mary again is in the wrong
A gleeful policeman swoops down quick
A wheel clamp on her car to stick
A second time she’s towed away
With another one seventy quid to pay
At the car pound as she pays the money
The policeman grins and thinks it's funny
When she complains at the size of the fine
And says it will teach her to toe the line
The punishment he adds must sting
If it's to accomplish anything
Mary ruefully states as she turns to go
This will sting far more than he’ll ever know
As young Jim checks the bank account
His shock and anger quickly mount
Funds have gone they've leeched away
There was an extra bill to pay
By debit card one seventy smackers
Enough to drive a Scotsman crackers
His wife he says must take the rap
Bare her bum and get the strap
Mary however will not do it
Swears he'll never put her to it
Says that at 21 her pride
Can't accept a whacked backside
But Jim decides to pay no heed
Trap his wife and do the deed
From a sex shop on the Internet
A Scottish tawse our Jim did get
Supple and smooth a double-tailer
Across the bum resolved to flail her
Some garden click-ties too he buys
Mary is in for a tingling surprise
Soon the culprit will be tricked
And her bare arse will be soundly licked
The victim awoke on Saturday
With a stinging penalty to pay
Now Mary was no killjoy prude
She slept with Jim completely nude
So in that state she was surprised
And her arms and legs securely tied
To the bedstead thus was Mary bound
While she lay deep in slumber sound
Then Jim placed pillows in her lap
And raised her bum to take the strap
Mary awoke and writhed and fought
But her nubile limbs were firmly caught
Then Jim affirmed his clear intent
To proceed with Mary’s punishment
Two hefty fines had to be paid
For which her bare bum would be flayed
Three hundred and forty pounds the rap
For which her rump must take the strap
The penalty for her transgression
Twelve on the bare at a spanking session
For those two fines he’ll make her sting
With sizzling slaps across her ring
Now a big full figured girl is Mary
With nubile thighs and pubes all hairy
Her body is beautifully stacked
Her figure with pulchritude amply packed
She's buxom strapping with plenty of meat
And a plump and beautifully pear shaped seat
The victim stretched across the bed
Awaits the stinging blows with dread
Jim keeps her naked tied up there
With big bare bum and pubic hair
He leers at everything she's got
Lusty thighs and pussy slot
Then raises the tawse high in the air
And brings it down right on the bare
Just above the top of the thighs
Where plump and succulent bum flesh lies
As the tawse slaps hard against bare skin
The room re-echoes to the din
A stinging slap the victim got
Across the back of her hairy slot
Mary emits an urgent cry
As bum flesh quivers and pussy hairs fly
The initial sting is keen and sharp
And gives the victim cause to carp
Oh oh oh she helplessly cried
As the sharp slapping leather bit her hide
Then over the next four seconds or so
An urgent tingling starts to grow
And ouch aiyee goes up the yell
As a big bare bottom stings like hell
Mary’s arse meat blushes red
As she waits for the second spank with dread
But Jim’s in no particular hurry
This is fun why should he worry
His wife is wriggling and writhing like mad
She calls him a bastard and a cad
But bare and prone she awaits his pleasure
Jim quietly grins and proceeds at leisure
At last he raises his arm again
Resolved to inflict more stinging pain
Then down comes the tawse with a swish and a smack
Across the victim’s hairy crack
Twixt bum hole and cunt on nubile arse
Oh wow what a sexy farce
The tawse bites deep into plump firm meat
A red stripe’s stamped on Mary’s seat
Curly pussy hair scatters and flies
Aaaah yahoo the victim cries
Slap two lands flush on top of the first
As Mary tingled fumed and cursed
For about four seconds there’s a pause
Then Jim again brings down the tawse
Just as the tingling reaches its height
This third hard spank begins to bite
Followed by hard spanks four five six
Poor Mary's in a proper fix
By now she’s yelling loud and clear
As the stinging slaps rattle her rear
Twelve of the best does young Jim give her
Mary’s buttocks wobble and quiver
Bum flesh blushes and turns red
As Mary awaits each slap with dread
Pubic snatch hair scatters and flutters
As the wriggling victim winces and mutters
The room re-echoed to the din
As the slaps smacked hard against bare skin
By the time she took the final clout
Mary had pondered something out
As she lay tied up with tingling rump
She acknowledged that she’s been a chump
Thus a short sharp spanking session
Teaches Mary a sizzling lesson
Your naughty parking habit kick it
Don’t get suckered with a ticket
Do not park on yellow lines
And don’t get stung with parking fines
Be sure to obey the traffic laws
Beware of Jim’s sharp slapping tawse