{ASSTR 18} Schoolgirl Spanking Verses in Crap Couplets {Big Billie} (F/f, F/F? spank, nc) Three Sally Trubshawe Henderson Stories Author' Statement: Big Billie is opposed to spanking except for consenting adults; However, spanking sexually excites him, so he writes about it. Big Billie's Standard Disclaimer for Crap Couplets: Alexander Pope I ain't; my rhymes are crude, my measures irregular, and my verses rudely hacked and chopped. The tyranny of rhyme prevents my fumbling muse from achieving the subtleties of prose; yet I am still hoping to entertain, stimulate and amuse with my Doggerel Verses. Explanatory Note: From the 1960s to the 1990s Sally Trubshawe Henderson, affectionately known to her students as “Sally Slapbum,” was the Dean of Discipline at a select girls’ boarding school in the Southern counties of England. ************ Smoke in school Sally knows After gym touch your toes Slipper comes down with a thump Eight hard slaps across your rump Gym shorts thin ouch it stings Round the hall the slapping rings Stinging slaps loud and resounding As your quivering bum cheeks take a pounding Go to change strip to skin In the showers girls all grin Bare red bottom on display Bet it stung girls all say ************ Six fifth-formers after school In the showers play the fool In comes Sally at the din Catches them stripped to the skin Unruly horseplay is admonished There and then they will be punished Sally tells them with a frown That she's going to slap them down She takes her slipper in her hand Bends them over where they stand Eight slaps each is the measure Sally slaps them at her leisure Six nude ladies touch their toes Six bottoms ring to the stinging blows Six meaty chumps gaze at the ground As the smacks re-echo all around Twelve bare buttocks feel the sting As round the room the smacks all ring Stinging slaps across the cunt Make six ladies flinch and grunt Oh Agh Ouch six ladies cry Bum flesh reddens pussy hairs fly The pump slaps sharp across six snatches And scatters the hairs of six pubic thatches The plimsoll strikes both flat and flush As six bare bums all tingle and blush Six nude butts are wobbled and quivered As forty-eight slaps are smartly delivered With just enough time between each swot For the meat to tingle and go hot This is the Theatre of the Absurd As six hairy vulvas are shaken and stirred This is the saucy "Folies Bergčre" As six meaty damsels are spanked on the bare This is a sex show indecent and lewd Six nubile maidens slapped in the nude This the most farcical of farces Six wenches smacked on their naked arses For naughtiness the payback comes Six schoolgirls spanked on their bare bums Six lusty ladies plump and strapping With bottoms bared thus take a slapping Six ladies learn a stinging lesson Eight on the bare at a spanking session A sexy punishment strict and swingeing Leaves six ladies ruefully whingeing Six ladies learn don't play the clown And don't get caught with knickers down ************ Sue sixteen and leaving school On the last day plays the fool In lipstick writes on Sally's car No more Slapbum hip pip hoorah From the staff room Sally can see The culprit Sue's identity She calls Sue's mother on the phone Her daughter's mischief to bemoan If Sue were still at school such pranks Would be met with good hard spanks They shall be now Sue's mum does say Bring round you slipper straight away Meanwhile Sue bikini on Lies in the garden in the sun Sally arrives and Sue's called in Where Sally hails her with a grin Greetings my girl your prank you'll rue When Sally Slapbum's through with you Your mother kindly has agreed You shall be slapped for your misdeed I've relished reddening your rear For the half hour I've been driving here And I bet my slipper won't half sting For your wearing hardly anything Let it sting still more Sue's mum then cries And the bikini bottom she unties Sues panties thus are stripped from her Revealing tummy and pubic hair Her swimwear comes off in a trice Sue's bare bum must pay the price Sally has caught her bare and bending This story will have a sexy ending Poor Susan blushes like a rose As she is told to touch her toes Then it's come on girl bend over quick And Sally gives Sue's bum a flick Straighten those legs and stretch and bend And again the pump smacks Sue's rear end Sue pushes her fingers to the floor But Sally gives her two slaps more Then another four to make it eight Obey me girl keep those legs straight Spurred on by Sally's preparatory action At last Sue's bending to her satisfaction Then Sally berates her for lipsticking pranks And tells her the sentence is twelve sizzling spanks Oh dear Susan you're in trouble Sally soon will prick your bubble She'll make you rue your naughty jape She'll bust your ass like a juicy grape The time for the showdown now has come And Sally addresses the victim's bum The pump is pressed to the firm plump seat And pushed into the buttock meat Sally concentrates on her aim And revels in the sexy game Then up comes the slipper high in the air Aimed just above the pussy hair ‘Twixt bum hole and cunt at nubile arse Oh wow what a sexy farce What a salacious saucy hoot To slap a pussy so hirsute To make the cunt hair flutter and rustle And scatter the hairs of a pubic tousle Down comes the pump with a swish and a crack And a big bare bum takes a sizzling smack Sue gets it just above her thighs And the force of the blow is a saucy surprise Sue's bum starts to sting like hell And then it begins to tingle as well The slipper bites into plump firm meat A saucy red imprint is stamped on Sue's seat Sally waits about 4 seconds or so For Sue to fully feel the blow The victim begins to shout and yell As her arse meat sizzles and stings like hell The slipper rattled her bare backside Oooo! Aaaagh! Ouch! Yaroo! Sue cried Sally again raised up the pump And slapped it again across Sue's rump Onto bare meat the slipper cracked A second time Sue's bum was smacked This slap is perfect to frustrate her For its sting is incrementally greater Bum flesh shuddered and pussy hairs flew Eeeeyow! Ayeeeee! Responded Sue Then as she railed against what hit her With a third hard spank the plimsoll bit her Stencilling its outline in bare meat With a red indentation across her seat Each slap lands with a crisp sharp smack Just above the pussy crack Near the thighs where the flesh is plump Right on the meatiest part of the rump Higher up the flesh is white Till it too feels the slipper's bite Like a chump poor Sue stares at the floor As her bare bum quivers to pump slap four Followed by pump slaps five to nine Sue's bum was reddened mighty fine To a deep and even tone it blushed As her schoolgirl rebellion was saucily crushed Sally is mistress of her art She makes Sue's buttocks sting and smart With plenty of time between each swat For the bum to tingle and go hot Slap ten returns to the lower seat Across the back of the pussy meat Pubic ringlets scattered and flew The victim was in a proper stew Eleven and twelve slapped there as well As arse meat shuddered and stung like hell For her outraged pride Sally didn’t give tuppence Sue got a strict and sharp comeuppance She received a stinging embarrassing rap Twelve on the bare bum slapperty slap A dozen of Sally’s very best Delivered with vigour venom and zest Sally is seething with anger and spite And Sue’s bare buttocks feel her bite Then hands on head in the corner she’s put And given no chance to massage her butt For a full ten minutes her bum is ringing And Sue is fuming smarting and stinging Then it's over says Sally you're in the clear And Sue very gingerly rubs her rear Thus was the naughty whipper-snapper Caught out by the slipper slapper Sally has taught her a stinging lesson To avoid another spanking session Don't play the fool don't act the clown Or Sally’s slipper will slap you down ************