{ASSTR 20 Circumcision Outrage, by Big Billie.} F/mmmm, circ, nc. Circumcision Outrage Or Lesbian Cock Rape Anti-circumcision Verses Author's statement: Big Billie is opposed to circumcision under all circumstances, and these rhyming couplets are offered as part of the campaign against it; however, the author accepts that in a democratic society adults can make decisions about their own bodies. If you want more circumcision stories you will find them on the alt.sex.stories text repository (ASSTR) at: /files/Authors/Big_Billie/ Big Billie's standard disclaimer for crap couplets: Alexander Pope I ain't; my rhymes are crude, my measures irregular and my verses rudely hacked and chopped. The tyranny of rhyme prevents my fumbling muse from achieving the subtleties of prose; but I still hope to entertain, amuse and edify with my doggerel verses. A hospital birth for the US male Carries a cutting sting in the tail By the surgeon's knife his foreskin's caught And circumcised exceeding short The mutilation's done for money But some cock cutters think it's funny Man-hating lesbians giggle and grin At chopping off a babe's foreskin That the lad will be less cocky for life Now he's felt the sharp edge of their knife The lesbian cock cutter after she's dead Has an intimate impact right in his bed And can have a profound and absolute trust That he'll feel her work with every thrust That every time he has it away A sex tax he will have to pay He'll never escape from his kinky plight He'll be uptight on his wedding night Now here comes a lady name of Nancy Strict and mean men she'd not fancy Nancy Chopcock she was called She trimmed babe's cock heads tight and bald She was the Lesbian from Hell The whole male sex she hated well As an obstetrician aged 28 In a US hospital life was great Cock cutting was a routine matter Her job presented it on a platter It was an enjoyable lucrative perk And Nancy Chopcock loved the work She would giggle in anticipation As she prepared for the operation Those foreskins then she savagely chopped Every one she closely cropped White cocks brown cocks yellow and black Every neonate got pruned back Every man-child got his cock Cut short on Nancy's chopping block Wow but she packed a sharp mean knife And wielded it all her professional life Death to the frenulum she cried Then chopped it off and much beside Nancy's knife made babies flinch She gave her victims not one inch She robbed them of their innocence A spiteful mean unkind offence She caught them with their nappies down And with her knife she went to town The cock skin of the neonate Felt her vitriol and hate The foreskin of each little mite Was sacrificed to lesbian spite Men and their foreskins she loathed and hated Cock mutilation she highly rated With a wicked grin her lips would curl I'll make you wish you were a girl Your butchered manhood you will rue When Nancy Chopcock's through with you Your cock I'll cane and whip and flail I'll make you cry and weep and wail Your cock I'll pester irk and worry You won't live this down in a hurry Your frenulum I'll cut and capture I'll put an end to your sexual rapture Your prepuce I will rip and snip And leave a bare and naked tip I'll make you sad I'll make you glum I'll amputate your frenulum And also with it out of hand I'll take your sensitive ridged band I'll give you something lewd and rude A glans that is completely nude Your foreskinned cock I'll bar and mar And leave you just a glans and scar I'll make your cock a proper mess Battered scarred and forskinless No joke I do not pull your leg I'm going to shell your big boiled egg Every time your cock slips in I'll make you pay for Adam's sin I'll make you grunt and sweat and strain I'll make you wince and feel the pain I'll cut your pleasure and delight I'll make you feel my Lesbian spite Your cock I'll bully bait and badger By God I'll make you know I've had yer Your wedding tackle I'll annoy I'll circumscribe your sexual joy I'll give you cause to fume and cuss Your prick will look ridiculous I'll play a jape upon your cock I'll make of you a laughing stock What a hilarious funny joke Punished for every lady you poke This is fact not merely a rumor And it tickles my Lesbian sense of humor It makes me smile it makes me grin To throw your prepuce in the bin To go on a circumcision spree And amputate your virility Your manhood I will rob and fleece Of your machismo I will take a piece Your masculinity I'll attack You foreskin I will lop and hack I'll take it from you while I can I'll make you that much less a man Your prick I'll mutilate and dock And leave you a poor excuse for a cock Your glans I'll open and uncover I'll make you a less sensitive lover As soon as a baby boy was born His foreskin from his cock was torn Slash hack chop the scalpel went And took the skin of the innocent She never let compassion beat her She chopped off every millimeter The pruning was hard around the prick A lowdown spiteful dirty trick Nancy made her victims pay By chopping half their cocks away No boasting like a fool she'd do it Each tightened cock shaft made them rue it She did it without brag or boast And carved their meat like a Sunday roast She could have been pleasanter and nicer They were trimmed like bacon in a slicer Cock heads she scalped like an Indian squaw She skinned them bare and made them sore Her cuts were the tightest of tight calls She chopped her victims to their balls Of their frenulums they were bereft No sliver of surplus skin was left The victim's fate was sure and dire Never would he twang his wire His frenulum took a wizard prang And now he had no wire to twang His tickle tackle was excised His cock head was keratinized Slap and tickle were restricted His tickly bits had been constricted The lad was in an embarrassing pickle He had no tackle left to tickle Nancy chopped at raw red meat All brisk and careless never neat Her swashbuckling surgery soon got rid Of the foreskin of each little kid She hacked off their skin like a brazen hussy Gay and insouciant never fussy She inflicted a messy circumcision That was inexact and lacked precision Penises were ripped and ragged Cock scars ugly thick and jagged The victims got without a doubt Something to feel cut up about Forever they sported in their crotch Stitch tunnels skin flaps tags and such What's more to Nancy's exultation They never complained of their operation Their cocks were beat up battered scarred Their penile beauty badly marred Their cocks were ripped up tattered torn But they had only just been born They suffered injury and pain But how so young could they complain The final icing on the cake She'd chop and then a charge she'd take Nancy exacted a fat juicy fee Just to add insult to injury But it wasn't money made her tick She glorified in chopping dick She was a lesbian and as such She loved to hit men in the crotch To act out her mean and kinky spite And chop her victims hard and tight When a penis under her knife she got It made her wet it made her hot It made her sing it made her hum It made her gush it made her come It made her giggle it made her grin Whenever she pruned a babe's foreskin She laughed and guffawed all elated As the babe's prepuce was amputated With hatred and spite her soul was brimming As she dished out a brisk and savage trimming The victims she silently teased and mocked Addressing them thus when they'd been docked You've been had kid you've been suckered No bulky foreskin loose and puckered No delicate prepuce long and thick Off came the skin I've trimmed your wick I've hacked and chopped at your prepuce And put your foreskin beyond use You've got a scar around your cock A saucy present from the doc A little free unwanted gift To make you sorry vexed and miffed To make you wallow in self pity To make you sing a rueful ditty The uncut naked bare cock head Is deepest purple crimson red My knife has changed all that I think Your scalped head now will soon be pink You'll sport a less sensitive cock for life Now you've felt the sharp edge of my knife For heterosexual smut and dirt I cut you and I bet it hurt I have kicked you underneath I've robbed your rapier of its sheath Your skin was slack but now it's tight I've chopped you and it serves you right For here's the point this is the nub I've left you with less skin to rub No bulky foreskin thick and fat I took my knife and pruned all that I took the foreskin off your knob I made it sore I made it throb When you shag a lady when you fuck her You'll get less pleasure now you sucker You'll feel my work your wife will too Less pleasure for her less fun for you You both will get less satisfaction A fraction of the sexual action The uncirc'ed cock's the perfect plug It fits the pussy neat and snug Your lack of a flap of prepuce skin Will irk your wife when your cock goes in Your cock shaft will be red and raw Your wife's love tunnel chaffed and sore Of that there can be no contradiction You'll feel discomfort pain and friction I've sharpened your pencil exposed the lead And you and your wife will feel it in bed I hope it puts your wife off sex I hope on your marriage it puts a hex I hope your wife's disgusted with men That she never sleeps with them again I hope and this is my ultimate plan That it makes your wife a Lesbian That she hates all heterosexual shagging That for ladies' tongues and pussies she's gagging I hope that she goes on a Sapphic spree And I hope that one of her lovers is me That I fondle her breasts what pleasure is finer That we suck lick and bite at each other's vagina Moral US parents the pattern break Obstetricians are on the take They sucker and gull you every day They hurt your kids then make you pay To mutilation say enough Tell them no just call their bluff