{ASSTR 20 Circumcision Outrage, by Big Billie.} F/mmmm, circ,
nc.
Circumcision Outrage
Or
Lesbian Cock Rape
Anti-circumcision Verses
Author's statement: Big Billie is opposed to circumcision under
all circumstances, and these rhyming couplets are offered as part
of the campaign against it; however, the author accepts that in a
democratic society adults can make decisions about their own bodies.
If you want more circumcision stories you will find them on the
alt.sex.stories text repository (ASSTR) at:
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Big Billie's standard disclaimer for crap couplets:
Alexander Pope I ain't; my rhymes are crude, my measures irregular
and my verses rudely hacked and chopped. The tyranny of rhyme
prevents my fumbling muse from achieving the subtleties of prose;
but I still hope to entertain, amuse and edify with my doggerel verses.
A hospital birth for the US male
Carries a cutting sting in the tail
By the surgeon's knife his foreskin's caught
And circumcised exceeding short
The mutilation's done for money
But some cock cutters think it's funny
Man-hating lesbians giggle and grin
At chopping off a babe's foreskin
That the lad will be less cocky for life
Now he's felt the sharp edge of their knife
The lesbian cock cutter after she's dead
Has an intimate impact right in his bed
And can have a profound and absolute trust
That he'll feel her work with every thrust
That every time he has it away
A sex tax he will have to pay
He'll never escape from his kinky plight
He'll be uptight on his wedding night
Now here comes a lady name of Nancy
Strict and mean men she'd not fancy
Nancy Chopcock she was called
She trimmed babe's cock heads tight and bald
She was the Lesbian from Hell
The whole male sex she hated well
As an obstetrician aged 28
In a US hospital life was great
Cock cutting was a routine matter
Her job presented it on a platter
It was an enjoyable lucrative perk
And Nancy Chopcock loved the work
She would giggle in anticipation
As she prepared for the operation
Those foreskins then she savagely chopped
Every one she closely cropped
White cocks brown cocks yellow and black
Every neonate got pruned back
Every man-child got his cock
Cut short on Nancy's chopping block
Wow but she packed a sharp mean knife
And wielded it all her professional life
Death to the frenulum she cried
Then chopped it off and much beside
Nancy's knife made babies flinch
She gave her victims not one inch
She robbed them of their innocence
A spiteful mean unkind offence
She caught them with their nappies down
And with her knife she went to town
The cock skin of the neonate
Felt her vitriol and hate
The foreskin of each little mite
Was sacrificed to lesbian spite
Men and their foreskins she loathed and hated
Cock mutilation she highly rated
With a wicked grin her lips would curl
I'll make you wish you were a girl
Your butchered manhood you will rue
When Nancy Chopcock's through with you
Your cock I'll cane and whip and flail
I'll make you cry and weep and wail
Your cock I'll pester irk and worry
You won't live this down in a hurry
Your frenulum I'll cut and capture
I'll put an end to your sexual rapture
Your prepuce I will rip and snip
And leave a bare and naked tip
I'll make you sad I'll make you glum
I'll amputate your frenulum
And also with it out of hand
I'll take your sensitive ridged band
I'll give you something lewd and rude
A glans that is completely nude
Your foreskinned cock I'll bar and mar
And leave you just a glans and scar
I'll make your cock a proper mess
Battered scarred and forskinless
No joke I do not pull your leg
I'm going to shell your big boiled egg
Every time your cock slips in
I'll make you pay for Adam's sin
I'll make you grunt and sweat and strain
I'll make you wince and feel the pain
I'll cut your pleasure and delight
I'll make you feel my Lesbian spite
Your cock I'll bully bait and badger
By God I'll make you know I've had yer
Your wedding tackle I'll annoy
I'll circumscribe your sexual joy
I'll give you cause to fume and cuss
Your prick will look ridiculous
I'll play a jape upon your cock
I'll make of you a laughing stock
What a hilarious funny joke
Punished for every lady you poke
This is fact not merely a rumor
And it tickles my Lesbian sense of humor
It makes me smile it makes me grin
To throw your prepuce in the bin
To go on a circumcision spree
And amputate your virility
Your manhood I will rob and fleece
Of your machismo I will take a piece
Your masculinity I'll attack
You foreskin I will lop and hack
I'll take it from you while I can
I'll make you that much less a man
Your prick I'll mutilate and dock
And leave you a poor excuse for a cock
Your glans I'll open and uncover
I'll make you a less sensitive lover
As soon as a baby boy was born
His foreskin from his cock was torn
Slash hack chop the scalpel went
And took the skin of the innocent
She never let compassion beat her
She chopped off every millimeter
The pruning was hard around the prick
A lowdown spiteful dirty trick
Nancy made her victims pay
By chopping half their cocks away
No boasting like a fool she'd do it
Each tightened cock shaft made them rue it
She did it without brag or boast
And carved their meat like a Sunday roast
She could have been pleasanter and nicer
They were trimmed like bacon in a slicer
Cock heads she scalped like an Indian squaw
She skinned them bare and made them sore
Her cuts were the tightest of tight calls
She chopped her victims to their balls
Of their frenulums they were bereft
No sliver of surplus skin was left
The victim's fate was sure and dire
Never would he twang his wire
His frenulum took a wizard prang
And now he had no wire to twang
His tickle tackle was excised
His cock head was keratinized
Slap and tickle were restricted
His tickly bits had been constricted
The lad was in an embarrassing pickle
He had no tackle left to tickle
Nancy chopped at raw red meat
All brisk and careless never neat
Her swashbuckling surgery soon got rid
Of the foreskin of each little kid
She hacked off their skin like a brazen hussy
Gay and insouciant never fussy
She inflicted a messy circumcision
That was inexact and lacked precision
Penises were ripped and ragged
Cock scars ugly thick and jagged
The victims got without a doubt
Something to feel cut up about
Forever they sported in their crotch
Stitch tunnels skin flaps tags and such
What's more to Nancy's exultation
They never complained of their operation
Their cocks were beat up battered scarred
Their penile beauty badly marred
Their cocks were ripped up tattered torn
But they had only just been born
They suffered injury and pain
But how so young could they complain
The final icing on the cake
She'd chop and then a charge she'd take
Nancy exacted a fat juicy fee
Just to add insult to injury
But it wasn't money made her tick
She glorified in chopping dick
She was a lesbian and as such
She loved to hit men in the crotch
To act out her mean and kinky spite
And chop her victims hard and tight
When a penis under her knife she got
It made her wet it made her hot
It made her sing it made her hum
It made her gush it made her come
It made her giggle it made her grin
Whenever she pruned a babe's foreskin
She laughed and guffawed all elated
As the babe's prepuce was amputated
With hatred and spite her soul was brimming
As she dished out a brisk and savage trimming
The victims she silently teased and mocked
Addressing them thus when they'd been docked
You've been had kid you've been suckered
No bulky foreskin loose and puckered
No delicate prepuce long and thick
Off came the skin I've trimmed your wick
I've hacked and chopped at your prepuce
And put your foreskin beyond use
You've got a scar around your cock
A saucy present from the doc
A little free unwanted gift
To make you sorry vexed and miffed
To make you wallow in self pity
To make you sing a rueful ditty
The uncut naked bare cock head
Is deepest purple crimson red
My knife has changed all that I think
Your scalped head now will soon be pink
You'll sport a less sensitive cock for life
Now you've felt the sharp edge of my knife
For heterosexual smut and dirt
I cut you and I bet it hurt
I have kicked you underneath
I've robbed your rapier of its sheath
Your skin was slack but now it's tight
I've chopped you and it serves you right
For here's the point this is the nub
I've left you with less skin to rub
No bulky foreskin thick and fat
I took my knife and pruned all that
I took the foreskin off your knob
I made it sore I made it throb
When you shag a lady when you fuck her
You'll get less pleasure now you sucker
You'll feel my work your wife will too
Less pleasure for her less fun for you
You both will get less satisfaction
A fraction of the sexual action
The uncirc'ed cock's the perfect plug
It fits the pussy neat and snug
Your lack of a flap of prepuce skin
Will irk your wife when your cock goes in
Your cock shaft will be red and raw
Your wife's love tunnel chaffed and sore
Of that there can be no contradiction
You'll feel discomfort pain and friction
I've sharpened your pencil exposed the lead
And you and your wife will feel it in bed
I hope it puts your wife off sex
I hope on your marriage it puts a hex
I hope your wife's disgusted with men
That she never sleeps with them again
I hope and this is my ultimate plan
That it makes your wife a Lesbian
That she hates all heterosexual shagging
That for ladies' tongues and pussies she's gagging
I hope that she goes on a Sapphic spree
And I hope that one of her lovers is me
That I fondle her breasts what pleasure is finer
That we suck lick and bite at each other's vagina
Moral
US parents the pattern break
Obstetricians are on the take
They sucker and gull you every day
They hurt your kids then make you pay
To mutilation say enough
Tell them no just call their bluff
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