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 Title: The Quadrinity
Keywords: humor, ped, nosex, blasphemy, short
Summary: 10-year-old Julie dies and wakes up in heaven.  She is in for a
surprise.
Author: Bernd Lauert

   This is a joke story.  Please be aware that religious feelings may be
hurt, especially if you actually still believe.

   === The Quadrinity ==

   10-year-old Julie woke up in heaven.  She was surrounded by angels and
Jesus stood over her on a cloud under a clear blue sky and a wonderful
radiant sun.

   "Welcome to heaven, my love", Jesus announced with a warm smile and
sparkling friendly eyes.  He looked precisely how she had imagined him.

   "What happened?"

   "Remember the fever you had?  It got worse.  You lost consciousness and
fell into a coma.  You died in the hospital."

   "Oh my god!"

   "Yes, that's me." Jesus grinned.

   "My family!  My mother and father!  They will miss me."

   "Don't worry my love.  They will all come here one day too."

   "So you are God?"

   "Yes."

   "You look like Jesus."

   "Yes, I am also Jesus.  I am the quadrinity."

   "Don't you mean trinity?"

   "No, quadrinity.  I am God the father, Jesus the son, Pervy the holy
molesting spirit and of course Satan the devil."

   "What!?  I thought the devil was your enemy?"

   Jesus chuckled.

   "Oh no, I am quite omnipotent.  If I had enemies, they would be dead
right now.  Or rather in hell."

   "Oh my.  It's a good thing I was a good girl then, right?"

   "No Julie, that's a bad thing!  I was sorely disappointed by you!  You
always wore your panties, you never put on slutty clothes, you never tried
to seduce daddy, you never propositioned any man on the street, you never
tried to earn money through sex, you never even sucked a fucking dick.  At
age 10!  You did fucking nothing!  How is Pervy the holy molesting spirit
going to enjoy watching your childhood when you never fucking put out??"

   Jesus yelled at poor dead Julie with an angry voice.  She looked at him
shocked with her big innocent soul eyes.

   "I didn't know I was supposed to do these things!"

   "What, you didn't see the cunt between your legs??  You had Ten. 
Fucking.  Years.  To look at that little slit and figure out what it is
for. You had the internet and everything, your parents didn't even put a
child filter on, I checked.  You could have watched porn any time.  You
always clicked it away.  And now you pretend you didn't know why I gave you
a vagina??  You didn't even fucking rub yourself in school!"

   "I-I'm sorry.  I thought it would be a sin!"

   "Well, you thought wrong.  And that's why you are in hell."

   "B-But we are in heaven?"

   "What the heaven are you talking about?  They're both the same place you
fucking retard.  You're gonna get raped here.  For a long time.  Until I'm
done with you, which is never."

   "No!  Please Jesus please!  I didn't do anything wrong!"

   "That's precisely the problem, cunt.  So much perverted potential
wasted. It's a fucking insult.  And that's Satan to you, not Jesus."

   Jesus suddenly grew horns, goat feet and a long tail with a spiked
triangle end.  And his skin turned red and he had yellow reptile eyes now.
A humungous cock stood out from his waist above the hairy goat legs.

   The sky suddenly turned red and jets of fire started shooting out from
between the clouds on which Julie was standing.

   "No no no no no!"

   "Yes yes yes yes yes!  This is where the good girls go."





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