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 Title: The Strange Land of Slutenhusen
Summary: Visit the strange land of Slutenhusen, where all the girls are
sluts, stay young forever and cock is always in short supply!
Keywords: ped, fd, nc, humor
Author: Bernd Lauert

   This is another joke story.  It has funny moments but it's not good fap
material.

   === The Strange Land of Slutenhusen ==

   The land of Slutenhusen had undergone a strange twist of fate.

   You see, Slutenhusen wasn't always called Slutenhusen.  It used to be
called Oxenhusen.  But then, gradually over time, its female inhabitants
turned more and more into hornier and hornier sluts, and more females than
males were born generation after generation.

   At some point, there were 90% females and they were all so hypersexual
that it was decided to rename Oxenhusen Slutenhusen.  Breeding oxen had not
been a major source of income anymore anyway even before, so a name change
was overdue regardless.

   But it was also a good PR move because Slutenhusen wanted to attract men
from other lands to come visit it.

   The sluts of Slutenhusen were very unhappy and unsatisfied with the fact
that only 10% of the population were boys and men now.  They desperately
needed more cock, but it was in short supply.

   The men of Slutenhusen should live like kings, you may think.  They
should be in heaven to be surrounded by hypersexual nympho sluts who want
nothing more than to fuck all day.

   But you would be wrong.  While the men surely enjoyed their new
abundance of willing and horny pussy, they were now in the minority.

   You see, Oxenhusen was a democracy before it turned into Slutenhusen,
and this did not change during the Sluttification, as the strange occurance
was now commonly called.  But now 90% of the population were horny sluts
desperate for cock, and 90% of the politicians were also sluts now.

   You can clearly see how this could be a problem for the men, who were
outvoted on every issue all of the time.

   New laws were passed.  For example, it was now decided that cock was a
basic human right for all citizens in Slutenhusen, as it was of vital
importance to the wellbeing of the sluttified populace.

   Of course, a law guaranteeing a steady supply of cock didn't exactly
help the men very much, who were mostly straight.  However, it did put a
great burden on them because in order to fulfill the Human Right to Cock,
every citizen was required to provide available cock to every other citizen
on demand.

   This law was totally egalitarian and not at all sexist or anything.  It
didn't discriminate between men and women.  All men and women had an
obligation to supply all the cock they had to all men and women who
demanded it.  You can see how fair and totally not sexist and
discriminatory this law was.  It was not the sluts' fault that they had no
cocks and the men didn't want any.

   The men tried their hardest to argue that this law was discriminatory
and placed an undue burden on them on the basis of sex.  They even went so
far as to go before the Slutreme Court, the highest judicative organ of
Slutenhusen.  It used to be called the Supreme Court, but the all-female
bench of judges had changed it to Slutreme Court, to better reflect its
loyalty to Slutenhusen and its slut citizens.

   In a totally shocking and unexpected turn of events, the men's lawsuit
was struck down and it was decided by the all-slut judgettes that the Human
Right to Cock was not at all discriminatory or sexist, as it treated all
citizens equally.

   After they had decreed their verdict, the slut judges then demanded cock
from all the men in the room, which was their human right according to the
law.  The poor men had to spend the next 10 hours fucking all the slut
judges in every position imaginable.

   A steady diet containing boner pills was mandatory for all the men as
well, as the Human Right to Cock specified that hard cock had to be
provided whenever possible.

   Despite the new law, there was never enough cock to go around.  So
Slutenhusen ran an aggressive PR campaign to all the neighboring lands that
men were very welcome to visit at any time, immigrate and become citizens
of Slutenhusen, with the promise of neverending sex with hot young girls.

   Unfortunately, Slutenhusen was a ways off from the other lands and
travelling there from another land was quite expensive and dangerous.  Some
sluts tried to emigrate to other lands themselves, but quickly found that
they needed the air of Slutenhusen to stay healthy.

   There was something in the air that had changed the population to become
90% female and all slutty-horny over time.  Leaving after the
Sluttification turned out to be impossible for the sluts.

   Research programs were funded by the government to discover the source
of the Sluttification.  But unfortunately, the economy wasn't doing so well
because most sluts couldn't concentrate if they didn't get enough cock, and
there was really never enough cock to go around.  They could barely get the
basics done, let alone fund much research.

   And the majority of the voting population didn't actually want to undo
the Sluttification at all, as their sex lives were now much better than
before.  You see, when before they were horny and had some nice sexual
pleasure, after the Sluttification, getting hard cocks pounded into their
dripping wet pussies was always absolute heaven for them.

   There was no comparison.  It was so good that they forgot eating or
drinking, and the men were mostly the ones who had to force them to stop so
they wouldn't die from dehydration.  And of course the men had to stop
sometimes to prevent their dicks from falling off from all the fucking.

   Luckily, the Sluttification had also made the sluts of Slutenhusen much
more attractive.  Whatever was in the air now had turned all the girls born
into gorgeous little beauties.  There were no more ugly women in
Slutenhusen like before.  No girl was even mediocre looking.  They were all
absolutely stunning, with perfect skin, beautiful angelic faces and
breathtaking figures.

   Something strange had also happened to the aging process.  No slut born
in Slutenhusen grew to become an old woman.  They did die roughly after the
normal range of years had passed, but they died suddenly, from sudden heart
failure while still in absolute health and beauty.  In fact, the aging
process had generally slowed for them.

   They started out as babies and toddlers and then grew the normal way
until they were 5 or 6 years old.  Then the aging process began to slow
down, while the horniness set in.  They immediately became sexually active.

   As soon as a new 5 or 6 year old slut heard of the Human Right to Cock,
they jumped up and down in joy, screaming and giggling at the news that
they could demand this.

   And then they didn't lose any time ripping their clothes off of their
petite little bodies and hopping onto the first hard cock that presented
itself to them obeying the law.  Their dripping wet preteen pussies were
quickly impaled on the pulsing poles of the men and boys fulfilling their
duties, and squeals of delight and wonder came from many a little girl's
lips in those years.

   Their little cunts were tight but strangely able to accomodate any cock
fully into their wet hot fuckholes, no matter how large or grownup.  The
Sluttification had somehow seen to that.

   There was no pain for the little sluts, only sometimes for the men when
they were fucked so often that they were sore from all the cumming and
humping that the young ones demanded of them.  They just couldn't get
enough cock from that age onward.

   And then they aged only very slowly, maybe one biological year for every
five real years that passed.  This slowed down even further when they
looked 12 or older.  From then on, more than a decade was needed to age a
slut another biological year.  Rare was the slut who looked over 18 before
her heart gave out after a long and fulfilling life of fucking and cock
pounding.

   During this later stage of life, when their bodies were equivalent to 14
to 16 year old teenagers, pregnancies became very common.  Before then, the
sluts were naturally infertile and no pregnancies happened.

   This was good news, because rare was the slut who wanted a condom over
the cock that fucked itself deep and hard into her dripping wet kiddie and
teenie cunt, to spurt huge loads of thick sperm deep into their love
canals, making their pretty heads spin with unbelievable warm and fuzzy
sexual bliss with every spurt and every drop.

   The sluts also loved the taste of cum now.  It tasted better to them
than any other thing in the world.  It was so fantastically delicious to
them that they almost cried when they had to decide whether to take a man's
load deep into their young pussies or into their sucking slut mouths and
down their gulping throats and bellies.

   Luckily, there was often a compromise available: Two or more cute little
sluts simply teamed up to get fucked long and hard in their preteen and
teenage cunts by poor men who had to oblige their desire.  And then, after
all the hot sperm was shot deep into their dripping wet cunts out of the
pulsing pounding hard man cocks they had fucked so ecstatically, their
beautiful lips were wrapped around the men's fuckmeat to suck and squeeze
every availabe drop out.

   Then they licked and lapped up everything that was maybe wasted on the
man's balls or perhaps the floor, only to turn around and glue their little
mouths and tongues to each other's well-fucked vaginas, sucking and
slurping and licking frantically to get all the remaining jizz out and into
their greedy young-looking stomachs.  In Slutenhusen, very little cum was
ever wasted.

   After decades of fucking and cock-hopping without care, most sluts
finally had 2 to 3 children at the latest stage of life before kicking the
bucket.  Of course most had only daughters.

   The rare baby boys were celebrated with a special ritual called
Cockcoming.  It was meant to pay respect to the wonderful news that another
new cock had entered the land of Slutenhusen, to bring unimaginable
pleasure to all the sluts.

   The baby's little dick was oiled in a flowery, flaverful oil.  The new
male citizen was then placed in a golden basket surrounded by flowers on an
altar.  Then all the sluts of the village or neighborhood, usually many
dozens or even hundreds, walked up to the altar, bowed to the baby and gave
his small dick a loving soft kiss, to signify their joy, respect and
adoration for this great new addition to their land.

   This went on for an hour or so.  Then there was a great feast and of
course an orgy where all available men had fuck all the sluts in their
welcoming lust-crazed vaginas for hours and hours on end.

   ***

   One day, a large group of immigrants came from other lands to
Slutenhusen.  They were all men and had heard of the strange land where all
the women were gorgeous young nympho sluts who never aged and who could
never get enough cock.  They risked their lives on the quest to reach this
alleged paradise.

   When they started their convoy, they were over a thousand men.  But they
had to cross a stormy sea, best treacherous mountains, and trek through a
deadly desert to get to Slutenhusen.  When they finally arrived, they were
only 500, and half starved and desiccated.

   There was a great celebration to welcome the newcomers.  They were
praised and hailed as heroes for their long journey.  The best food and
fancy clothes were given to them as gifts, their bodies were massaged and
shaved lovingly, they were pampered all day long by beautiful young-looking
girls.

   As soon as one of the exhausted men could get a cock up, gorgeous loli
and teenie nymphos struggled for the right to embrace it into their greedy
little mouths and wet tight cunnies, to get as much thick slimy cum as
possible shot into their loveholes, on their little tongues, down their
throats or on their cute faces, naked chests and sexy asses to lick it off
of each other.  The men were in heaven.  At first.

   The men of Slutenhusen were even more enthusiastic about the arrival of
these brave men.  This confused the newcomers greatly.  They had expected
to be treated with hatred and animosity from the men of Slutenhusen.  Why
would they want to share all the gorgeous and willing pussy with strangers?
Their affection, their attention, the food and pampering?

   Slowly, it dawned on them that they had made a terrible mistake.  They
learned of the Human Right to Cock and what it implied for them.  They
realized boner pills had been mixed into their food.  When they became
tired, they still had painful erections that had to be handled.  And no
minute passed when there weren't at least 3 to 5 young sluts in the room.
Constantly they would present their scantily clothed lithe bodies to them,
often outright naked and in poses presenting their little cunts and begging
for cock.

   There was constant bickering who would get how much cum from the next
load, whose turn it was to demand a hard cunt pounding in the doggy or
missionary position.  Sometimes physical fights broke out when a slut just
straddled one of the men to ram her wet horny tight pussy down on his cock
and shamelessly fuck herself up and down on the hard throbbing prick
without any care for order or fairness.  They were punished for cheating,
but often a slut was so horny that she just couldn't help herself and lost
control.  Constant commotions like this had to be handled every day.

   The men didn't get enough sleep because there was always a slender
little nympho begging for their cocks - or just demanding it with the
authority of the law.  Only when some of the exhausted newcomers died from
a heart attack, the politisluts of Slutenhusen decreed stricter rules how
much sex could be demanded of them.  They had just survived a dangerous
journey after all and were still weakened.  It made no sense to slaughter
the cow you wanted to milk, or the ox you wanted to get more cum out of.

   Another word of caution came from the slutonomists of Slutenhusen.

   One famous slutonomist, well-known for her ground-breaking academic work
on the supply and demand of cock and cum, was especially vocal.  She was in
her forties, but looked like a gorgeous 12-year-old girl with budding
breasts and sensual lips.  Everybody respected her for her intelligence and
her unusual ability to think clearly even when she was fucked hard only
three times in the last two days.

   She gathered a group of the most important politisluts and journalettes
of Slutenhusen in a room and gave them a lecture on the "elasticity of
cock".

   At first the sluts were thrilled to learn about all the ways in which a
hard throbbing dick could be bent and shaped to fuck them in their hot
little pussies and slut mouths in all manners of different positions.

   But it turned out that the elasticity of cock meant a far more
disappointing and boring concept.  The slutonomist explained to all the
politisluts and journalettes that they had to treat the newcomers better if
they wanted others to visit Slutenhusen as well.

   "What do you mean, treat them better?", one slut called out.  "We give
them the best food and clothes and hump their hard dicks all day every day
for free!  They don't even have to shave themselves!"

   Loud voices of agreement came from all the other sluts in the room.  But
the slutonomist raised both her hands in defense.

   "They are exhausted.  And we don't allow them to leave.  We demand more
fucking of them than they want to give to us.  It makes them
uncomfortable."

   "Cock is a basic human right!", one slut yelled.  It was greeted with
loud cheering from everyone.

   "Yes it is", the slutonomist agreed.  "But the rest of the world doesn't
realize this.  They will only cum here if they think that we will treat
them in the best way possible.  And we have to let them leave Slutenhusen
too, if we want word of our wonderful hospitality to spread throughout
other lands."

   Disappointment was written over the young cute faces of all the sluts.
Most of them were horny and starved for more cock.  They had a hard time
following the slutonomist's thoughts.

   "Don't you want more cocks to cum in Slutenhusen?  Not just hundreds,
but thousands, millions more?", the slutonomist asked loudly.  Appreciative
cheering.

   "Then do as I say!  Seduce the newcomers as much as they allow, but give
them the choice which sluts to fuck when and in what position!  Let them
leave if they want to, so that word of the wonderful life in Slutenhusen
spreads throughout the world!"

   Grudging agreement from the gorgeous little politisluts who had been
fucked recently enough and hard enough in their tight cunnies to think
clearly.

   But the slutonomist wasn't done quite yet.

   "There is another concept you need to understand if you want many more
cocks to cum in Slutenhusen!  We need to lower the barriers to entry!"

   Great confusion dominated the room again.

   "How could we possibly lower the barriers to entry even further?", a
journalette exclaimed.  She looked like a brunette 9-year-old and was cute
as a button.

   "Most of us never wear any panties!  We spread our legs far and wide
whenever there is a man or boy in the room.  We kneel down on all fours and
push our little asses up high so they can slide right into our cunts and
fuck us hard from behind.  Or we climb up on their hard throbbing dicks and
fuck our tight wet pussies right up and down on their pulsing poles while
they have to do no work at all!  So what barriers to entry are you talking
about??"

   The room cheered in outraged agreement, but the gorgeous slutonomist
raised her hands again to calm the crowd.

   "The convoy that brought us valuable new cock lost half their men on
their journey", she explained.  "They died in the desert, in the mountains
or at sea.  I say we build a road in the desert and place inns and taverns
with food and water the whole way.  We must carve out a safe path through
the mountains and build a harbor and a lighthouse at the coast!  Then it
will be much easier for men from other lands to cum here!"

   Understanding dawned on the young beautiful faces of many a politislut.
There was more bickering and discussion and the slutonomist had to explain
her thoughts a few more times to the most horny sluts who had lost
concentration.  It had been more than an hour since most of them had been
fucked in their tight cunnies, and is was getting hard for all of them to
sit still on their chairs.

   But finally it was agreed to pass regulations that the newcomers had to
be given more of a say how much cock they had to supply each day, and they
were allowed to leave Slutenhusen whenever they wanted.  Building the road
to the sea and the harbor and lighthouse was made one of the top priorities
of the Slutenhusen budget.

   It was hard work for the little sluts, who had the bodies of young girls
and could not do much physical labor, especially since they had to be
fucked hard several times a day to be able to concentrate on their tasks.

   But the investment paid off and in the coming years, many thousands of
men from other lands streamed into Slutenhusen.  Many of them were ugly,
poor and unsuccessful in their other lands.  Some were criminals and
outlaws.

   But they all had cocks, and some of the masochistic little sluts liked
it when they were manhandled by the brutal ugly newcomers.  It made them
wet and horny, not that this was in any way necessary.  Whatever surplus
aggression the men might have had in another land was quickly absorbed in a
raging orgy of fucking and cumming onto and into the lithe young bodies of
the gorgeous loli and teenie nymphos, who squaled in delight even as they
were slapped around and ravaged hard by the muscular men.

   Over time, Slutenhusen's cock to cunt ratio improved to everybody's
great relief.  The men of Slutenhusen could even pick up other hobbies than
slut fucking and pussy pounding, and some of them cried in joy from this
development.  Their hard throbbing dicks were now less sore, and the sex
was more enjoyable overall.

   But there were still always enough sluts to go around, since they could
never get enough cock even if they were pounded hard in all their holes ten
times a day by different men.  No man ever remained wanting for hot young
dripping pussy in Slutenhusen.



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