Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. ASSTR;'WrongAss.txt'{Bunyip}(MF)[1!1] Subject: Wrong Ass Date: Thu, 21 Apr 2005 From: Bunyip Organization: Archive: AASTR/Authors/Aussie_Bunyip CAUTION: This story contains adult themes not appropriate to minors. =========================================================================== ==== Wrong Arse by Bunyip I was late home one evening and came into the kitchen to find a shadowy figure stooped over into the pantry cupboard. I recognised my wife's floral dress that she wears around the house and so I never even considered that it might not be my wife. I mean, I had no reason to doubt it. I came up behind her and patted her bum saying in a cliche voice "Honey, I'm home." There was a familiar grumbling from the pantry as cans were being moved about. I put my case down and stood behind her taking her hips in my hands and pressing my bulging groin against her soft ass. "How about some loving for dinner?" I said as I pulled her bum to my cock and pressed it tightly into her soft rump. There was a moan and a push back against me which I took to mean some interest. I was horny as all hell after travelling home on a train crowded with perfume soaked women many of whome were sweating just enough to remind me of a woman having sex. The train was always loaded, inequitably with many more women than men. From teenage girls trying their best to advertise their sexuality to older women promoting their last chance at catching a lover. All of them advertising their virtues in fashionably revealing outfits, tits pressing up and out, bums tightly squeezed into dresses, skirts and designer jeans. Hair flouncing everywhere, and the strongest scent is still their sweet vaginal juices. Their voices all jabbering at once. I was drenched with female hormones and was lucky to have hidden or disguised several serial erections on the trip home. Well, I spilled it out, my cock that is, 8" long and almost fully up, and lifted the dress up and over the nicely rounded rump that filled it. Without even noticing the added padding on the fine round rump my wife has. I slipped my hand into the leg of loosly fitting knickers and as my fingers pierced the matted bush of pubic hair I said "You're nice and slippery down there today. Do you want me to take you off to the bedroom? Perhaps you want me to take you right here, in the kitchen pantry?" Massaging her slippery crease with my eager fingers, I was happy that for once she was wet and willing. If I let her take the lead we'd be on the same bed as always, in the same position, and doing it exactly the same things. She felt so warm, wet and inviting that I wanted her right away anyway. "Eh," the voice grunted and the rump wriggled in what I took to be an invitation or at the very least my permission to carry out my mission. I was a little surprised at my wife not wanting her almost constant, same old position, flat on her back, in the same old bed, routine. I slipped a finger into her super-slippery twat and in an instant was frigging her energetically. My cock was fully arroused and I wasted no time in finding the appropriate location. "Tally Ho!" I said as I stuck my rampant cock up her pants leg and right into her greasy wet hole. I began pumping away immediately, deep thrusts going right up inside her, harder and harder and to my surprise she gripped onto my cock with her impressive cunt muscles. I felt her orgasm within moments and she become even more slippery. She was really slick now, and felt like I was fucking silk or satin. I fucked her harder and faster and then felt myself start to jerk. My cock splattered it's hot load right up inside her and I just kept fucking as hard as ever for as long as my cock had strength. It was the best fucking I had given her in months, perhaps years. Certainly although you might say she didn't provide much assistance, it was her best effort ever. I reached around to her front and finding a way under her knickers got my fingers onto her clitty. I fingered her clit even as my cock began to fade away and I felt her give a few encouraging shudders. My other hand was on her breast and I was squeezing her nipple as I plunged a half deflated cock one last time into her sloppy wet hole before it fell out soft, limp and soggy. I kept fingering her twat as long as she seemed to be enjoying it. I slowly realised that I had never felt my wife orgasm so hard or ever more than once in a single fuck. At the same time, I became aware that the breast in my laft hand was definitely not my wife's. Then a voice behind me said "Well, I've never been so disgusted. I've never seen you act like that before!" As I turned, my limp cock fell away from my conquest, and I saw my wife standing there in a pair of daggy shorts and a loose old jumper. Her mother stood back, coming out of the cupboard and stared at her daughter. "Well my girl, at my age you take it when and wherever you can get it, and with whoever cares enough to give it to you!"