Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. ASSTR;'Boast'{Bunyip}(MF)[1!1] Subject: Boast Date: 2004-02-27 From: Bunyip <bunyip@asstr.com> Organization: Archive: AASTR/Authors/Aussie_Bunyip CAUTION: This story contains adult themes not appropriate to minors. Feedback: I would be interested in hearing from anyone wanting to send their comments by email. =========================================================================== === Boast by Bunyip It was after a few drinks on a hot Friday afternoon at my local pub. I was always the loudest voice in the group. The dull roar of the main bar dropped unexpectedly just as I was responding to a mate's comment that he had decided to drop his girlfriend because she wanted sex in odd places. "I'd fuck any woman, anytime, anywhere, anyway she wanted, as long as it was what she wanted!" I called out loudly above the racket. An older gent came toward me from the bar and I began to become concerned that he had taken objection to either my claim or my loud bad language. He stopped just before his face hit mine and I was backed up against my friend. "I've got a hundred dollars for you if you can put you cock where your mouth is!" My friends laughed but the gent stared into my eyes with a very serious expression. "Whot?" I asked. "Your boast was any woman, anywhere, anytime I believe? Are you a bullshit artist or do you keep your word?" I grinned and the devil in me said "DO IT!" so I asked him where I could find this woman. He turned toward the bar, to where he had come from was a medium height, plumpish woman older than 50, wrinkled and overly made-up, bluish grey hair, in a loose fitting free hanging dress with Schol sandles to set off her ensemble. "Jesus!" I thought to myself, "What the hell have I gotten myself into?" The man folded his "C-note" over one fingerand put it into his pocket just as my mates began to turn away expecting me to pike out. I couldn't let my reputation become one of a man who doesn't keep his word so I stood and walked over to the woman who by now was smiling to reveal her shortage of teeth. Not that they were all missing -just a few where they could be seen, eh not seen I mean! She finished her drink and stood to take my hand. Thankfully she was a little taller than she a first seemed. I smiled and asked her if she was aware of the bet. "Oh yeah," she said, "It's my hundred dollar note!" She led me out to the back of the pub and down the hall toward the beergarden. I began to think that she had a dark secluded place in mind but she opened the door to the ladies room and we walked in finding perhaps five women inside there, doing their makeup or waiting for a stall. But there were six stalls and they were all full. "Ladies," the woman said so all could here, "I have a man here who who says he'll fuck any woman, anytime, anywhere, anyway the want. Who's interested?" They mostly laughed and some didn't even stop doing their make-up. I heard two toilets flush and one woman came out with her panties in her hand. She was flushed in the face and I think she had been working herself up in the stall. Anyway she immediately volunteered without even seeing me. I guess I look OK but but I'm no Prince Charming! She perched her arse on the makeup bench and opened up to me. My cock was rubbery but filling fast so I unzipped as I noticed every pair of eyes in the room focused on me and my zipper. I undid my belt and dropped my pants as I took up position between her legs. The bench thankfully was an appropriate height and I slipped into her waiting hole immediately, probably verifying that she had already been working on herself. She was gaping like a train tunnel as my cock sunk right up to my balls inside her. In hindsight she was the best choice to start with as she had a very short skirt, was already randy as all hell. She clung to me for a minute or so and then wrapped her long legs around me and went off like a mad woman. She come all over my cock, went wet as an oil can, and she even smelled much more excited! I pulled my now hot thick cock from her and was handed a warm wet towel to wipe myself clean. As she stepped down from the bench and made to put her panties back on, a woman with dark hair came up to me and turned me to back onto the bench. She was taller than me and she took my cock in her hand and stroked it for a moment. As I stood there somewhat amazed, she lifted her skirt, peeled her panties to one side to make way for me, and placed my cock into her groove. She slid back and forth along it for a little while as her vagina lubricated. Then she lifted her pelvis forward a moment and allowed my cock to slip inside her hot cunt. With her hands on my arse she pulled me into her so I felt the whole length of my cock slide along the whole depth of her still lubricating hole. Her cunt squeezed onto my cock and she didn't stroke onto my cock at all, but simply massaged her cunt all over my cock with it mostly up inside her the whole time. Her ministrations became faster and more forceful as her breasts heaved with her breathing, faster and faster. Her deep cleavage was all I could concentrate on until I noticed three more women come out of their stalls to see what the noise was all about. The dark headed woman wasn't actually doing much more for me than keeping me hard, but she sure seemed to be enjoying it. She became so intense, with her eyes shut and head flung back that I doubt that she even noticed the room filling as two more women came into the restroom from the bar, probably following us to see if I were going to poke the old girl. Finally my sexual partner orgasmed and wet my cock once again with her flow. She finished herself off with some longish strokes but too late for me to build an orgasm. I didn't know whether I wanted to orgasm or not. To shoot my load might stop the fun, but then at anytime the old fart might want to collect her $100 prize. I shuddered at the thought and hoped that another of the women would step up. I noticed two young girls standing together and giggling at what they were seeing. They were old enough to be in the bar, but I guessed that it might have been one of their first visits. An older woman, mid 40's came up to me, and asked what the bet was. The "Host" told her that there was $100 on offer if I'd keep my word to fuck any woman, anywhere, anytime, any way they wanted it. She came right up to me and said quietly to me "I want anal sex." I shrugged as if not understanding her comment so she repeated it, loudly! "I want it up the arse!" I asked if she was certain that was what she wanted and she grinned. "I want you to push that nice innocent cock of your's right up my backside." she said more sedately but loud enough for all to here. A cheer went up that might have even been heard at the bar. The woman undid her pants and pulled them over her well rounded bum to reveal a plump but ripe pair of bum cheeks to me. I stroked my cock and probed at her behind. I really hadn't tried this before but wasn't about to spoil my character as a worldly stud! (Oh yeah!) She turned to face the other "girls" and I held her by the hips as she bent over. I giuded my cock into the hairy crack of her butt, and pressed it gently against her pink anus. To my surprise, my cock slipped headlong into that socket, and popped past her ring of arse muscles. I simply pushed gently into her as she stooped with her hands on her knees. There was a gasp from a few women as they realised that I really did go up her arse and one woman said that she couldn't handle this and went for the door. As she got there however, she turned and watched us side on, whre she could see my cock dissappearing up this woman's arse. I understand how she was compelled to stop and watch, because I couldn't take my own eyes off my cock, slipping up this woman's soft round butt. She straightened a little and I supported her with my hands around her waist. My feet were well apart to lower my cock enough to line up with her, and my knees were a little bent, so I wanted this to end sooner rather than have my knees give way I had a vision of my back giving out and having to be retrieved from the "Ladies" by a pair of bemused ambulance officers and carried out past the main bar! That wasn't going to happen either! Her arse was tightly grasping my cock now as she asked me to play with her tits. I massaged them through her blouse but she undid it and her front clasped bra allowing her massive tits to swing free. There were hands over faces and muffled giggles, groans of supportive arrousal, and a couple of hands up skirts or down pants. I massaged her tits and especially her nipples as I stroked gently inside her pooper pot. It was actually very nice to feel her warm butt against my legs and belly, and her hot arse tightly around my now super-hard cock. Groping her massive breasts was a bonus for me. "Come-on, Fuck her harder!" one of the younger girls called out as she became impatient. "I want my turn next!" I let go her breasts and gripped her hips banging her arse harder and faster. I obliged by thrusting long, strong hard, nasty jabs at this woman's butt. She responded in a few seconds with an orgasm that had me fighting to hold her up. She almost collapsed onto the floor causing me to slip out of her arse just as I think I was about to come. She sort of staggered forward into her friend's arms and they hugged with her friend massaging her reddened butt cheeks. The woman was still quivering as the hot young mouthy 'bitch in heat' came up to me with her friend in tow. "We'll give you a fuck to remember!" she boasted. I fully removed my pants and placed them on the make-up bench so they wouldn't get kicked around the room. The two girls peeled their jeans off and left them with mine. Their panties followed and soon they removed the remainder of their clothing. Their two hot young bodies were perfect in every way, models if they waanted to be. Tiny fluffy pussies, tight bellies and smooth round butts, nice round breasts, not grossly oversized but sizable. "You watch us to start with." one commanded as they began hugging and kissing. Soon they were all over each other and I began to wonder where I fit in. I washed my cock in the warm towel that was passed to me, as the whole room focused on the two blonds making out before us. There must have been twenty horny women in the room now. One blond got up on the make-up bench, laying on her side with the top leg in the air as the other one began to eat at her cunt. The one on the bench said that I should fuck the other one anyway, anywhere that I wanted to. I guessed that anal might have been the suggestion, but I lusted after their tight young cunts, so I plugged the standing one good and hard, while her friend watched and enjoyed the muff eating. I reached out for her tits and fondled her as I plugged the sweet buns that sat around my cock. To be honest, it was now going to take a lot more to get me off, as I had learned that once I had felt a few near orgasms come and pass, I usually did take a lot of encouragement to finalise the deal. It was as if my balls were sulking that my cock was getting all the fun. The standing one went off quickly while I was still thinking about my chances of creaming her deep cunt with my come. She had stopped lappimng at her friend and now wanted me to plug her friend instead of her. So I pulled out of her and her friend pulled my cock to her face taking it into her mouth right away. The other one joined in at first but then went behind me and began kissing my arse cheeks. "This might be just what the doctor ordered!" I thought to myself. Then a finger found it's way into my arsehole and I bucked nearly shoving my cock too deep into the young honey's throat. Pick me up she gagged without letting my cock out of her mouth. She was so so slim and slight that I easily picked her up but she kept her mouth around my cock so I up-ended her taking her legs around my face and I began to eat her cunt myself. She had her arms around my waist and her legs over my shoulders and to be honest I didn't really feel her weight at all. Instead I licked and sucked on her pussy and even nosed her anus. The other women were obviously somewhere between bemused and amused. Her friend wasn't finding anything she could do to join in, so she came around in front of me, held her friend and began licking her friend all over, especially between her arse cheeks. Her friend orgasmed and one of the other women began clapping, suggesting the blondes had had their chance. I knew she wanted a fucking as well, but the blonde had paid for her ticket. I put her down on the floor, and pushed her to bend over the bench. I barely slid my cock into her pussy, just once and let it soak for a minute, then gave her three or four good hard thrusts and sure enough she came again as well. I fucked her until I felt she was finished, and would have loved to finish myself off, but there were greater expectations in the room, and my reputation was growing with every conquest. I scanned the room for another horny, and eager woman, but most were simply happy to watch, and none had bothered to leave. In fact a couple more women came in to be startled by the events they discovered, but stayed to watch. In fact i wondered if there were any women left outside. One came past me and I took her in my arms and swung her around as if dancing with her, but she wasn't ready to play, just moving on and giggling at my attention. I guess that by now, I felt invincible, but the old woman wanted her $100 worth. The other women cheered as she came forth, and one was crying with laughter as I watched her take off her dress. Underneath she was glaringly white, almost to the point of being see-through, wrinkled, her tits hung around her neck like a pair of almost matching purses, her pubic hair was sparce, tattered and grey, and her pussy had two large dangly lips hanging out of it. I decided that to wait any longer was a mistake, as my erection was sure to leave me at any moment.The longer I thought about her body, the less aroused I would be. She welcomed me with open arms, and spread knees, as I walked toward her. I shuddered at the thought of that ancient pussy, probably dying for a cock, but managed a smile at the thought of all the other pussy I had gotten through this bet, and the $100 bonus. She took me in her arms and hugged me whispering that she wanted me to fuck her doggy style on the floor. I almost laughed, I was so relieved that I didn't have to face her, and kiss her! I was equally relieved that she didn't expect oral sex from me. She knelt on the clothes she had piled on the floor and I held her to support her as she stooped. Then she went down on the bathroom floor, on her hands and knees with her fat rubbery white arse up in the air. Her cheeks didn't so much part as flow toward the floor, and her arse looked for all the world like a wrinkly ond twat. I knelt behind her as the two blonds whinced in disbelief that I would fuck the old broad. Still, my word is only as good as my actions, so I snuggled in behind her, wrapping my legs either side of her flabby hips, kneeling beside her milk white hairy legs. I placed my cock in her well lubricated slot, sliding it up and down between her floppy brown flaps, as the women looked on silently. I looked down into her gaping hole and swear I could see the red glow of hell inside her. My cock was pressing against her clitoris and flaps, her cunt gaped at me and her arse looked more and more inviting, as compared to the hell hole I was looking at. To be honest though, if I didn't know who this old cunt belonged to, it wouldn't look so bad at all. It didn't have anything so different from any other, but was perhaps noticibly loose and well worn. She was moaning in anticipation as I lifted my knob and nestled it in the hottest, juciest part of her crotch, her open cunt. My cock didn't so much slide into her seemingly huge cunt, but fell in, as if it were up to me to save it. I tried to imagine it as a perfectly sized vagina, a great fit for my cock, not too loose and not at all tight. Soon I was grasping her fragile hips and thrusting slowly into her slippery wet realm. She was moaning with every thrust, begging me to go deeper, deeper into her, and I pushed my cock as deeply as I could every stroke. Some of the women were chattering to one another, some were hand over mouth flabberghasted at the sight of this verile young man fucking this rough old barfly. Yet others were obviously amused, unable to hide their giggling and one excused herself to the toilet, "Need to pee!" she exclaimed to her friend, and then she sat in a cubicle where she could watch us with the door open. I looked at her, and at her parted legs and panties around her ankles. I couldn't see her pussy, but felt that the sight of her was better than the sight below me. I was past caring, I began fucking this old bird for all she was worth having decided to get it all over with, and leave the pub right after collecting my winnings. I poked away at her hard and fast raising quite a sweat and I felt her starting to respond even more. Soon she was crowing like a rooster, growling like a bear, and fell with her head on her hands so her arse poked even more wantingly up into the air. I rasped away at her even as I felt her orgasm, going even faster while I had the energy. When her orgasm wained, I slowed to catch my breath, and poked steadily away at her for a few minutes as the women began taking bets whether I was still able to shoot my load. Some even insisted that I must have already done so in one of the other women. I just smiled and promised myself that I was going to paint her vaginal walls with my whitewash. I felt it was time and as I looked into the face of the woman on the pot, I began a serious thrusting that was meant for my pleasure, not hers. I fucked her like a madman, and she responded with another orgasm clenching her fists and moaning a long deep moan. It sounded like a cow giving birth, but it was the encouragement that my cock had wanted and I felt her cunt clench on my cock as my arse began clenching. My balls tightened and my cock went seemingly harder, and even felt longer. "Oooh, slip that hard steel rod right up me!" the old woman begged "Stick me in my arse! and I'll pay you double!" I was already nearing an explosion, and my cock was well loaded up after an hour of fucking with many different women, and surprisingly open women considering that I didn't know a single one of them! "Pay me double!" I heard at last and I had to consciously grasp my cock, and slip out of this now welcome hole. I dare not stroke it or I would have shot all over the room. I quickly lined up on her arse, and banged it inside her. She was soft, warm and inviting, even if the women all shuddered at the thought of me fucking that ugly arse. Now I was at the point where I knew that pure physical exertion wuld carry my over the threshold and I would blow my up inside her, thus collecting on the bet. I fucked her as strong, hard and deep as I could go, banging away at her like a steam piston, pounding at her behind while she kept groaning at her still current orgasm. Deep down around the base of my cock I felt a contraction, and another, and I felt her arse grip my cock tightly. I felt her goo flowing out onto my balls, and I felt the need to go myself. It was like being desperate for a pee, as I felt my balls tighten, my arse clench, and juice flow up the length of my cock. Cocks have only one eye, and it can't see, so it was happy to shoot up any soft firm warm hole, and I knew a few more pulses like that and I would unload a gallon of the stuff into her. Suddenly I realised the audience expected to answer their bets, and even it is obvious to me now that the women should be able to tell that the old girl had a load shot up her, I decided to pull out after the first shot, and splash the remainder of it all over the room. As my cock spat it's first load into her arse, I squeezed up close to her so it would go as deeply into her as possible, and then I slipped back, sliding my cock out of her arse, and I stood up with my cock spurting it's stuff. The first shots went right up the old ladies back and into her hair, and then the second spat out onto the two naked blondes. I shot another load across the old lady toward a tightly gathered group of about five women who had been both laughing and sneering the whole time. I stroked the last free shot toward the tall dark headed woman who was begging for it. She responded by dropping to her knees and begging to suck me dry. I let her finish me off, even managing a shot or two into her mouth and then the long draw as she sucked the last of my juices along my shaft into her mouth. I stood there in seventh heaven, with a very satisfied cock, in a room full of women, some cheering, some squeeling as they contemplated the woman sucking on my slicked up cock, which had just been nestled in that tired old arse. I must admit, I was well and trully fucked, and just stood there as the dark headed woman slowly sucked on my cock even as it slumped into a floppy worn out condition. Some women began clapping and it felt so good to realise that they appreciated me, or at least my actions. I lost count of how many I had fucked, or how long I had been at it, but it felt worth while as they showed their appreciation. A couple of the women came over and kissed me, on the cheek or mouth. One even took hold of my cock and told me to call her, handing me her card. When she left I saw the blondes dressing and some other women left as well. The woman who had gone to pee, was still left in a stall calling out to ask if somebody could give her some paper. I opened the now closed door and stood there naked from the waist down in front of her. I handed her a roll of paper as she sat on the pot, legs apart, panties around her ankles looking up in amazement. "Is it I too late to offer you a suck?" she asked. I smiled and stepped forward and this sweet young woman took my cock in her hand and gave me such a sensuous sucking that my cock swelled once more. As the only two left in the bathroom, we were alone as this sweet young thing sucked me to hardness, sucked my knob till I simply had to go, and I gave her the blow job facial of her dreams. I had hardened in her mouth, loaded up, and shot all over her face. In the privacy of a toilet that had only just emptied of more than a dozen women. I looked down at her face, covered in my come, and offered her my handkerchief. She took the paper instead, and asked if I would still be outside when she came out. I nodded and left. When I came out, the whole bar cheered. The old woman and her partner had left long ago, and I thought I had lost the $100, but didn't really care. I laughed as I was told the stories of what the women had claimed to have seen. Apparently I shot a load up every hole in the room, and was still begging for more when the women were satisfied. Wow, I wish I was that good! As for the sweet young thing, I'll let you know how it goes!