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==== Barber by Bunyip

   The day had been hot and seemed to go on forever.  There were few
customers so Frank the barber made to close up early.  He swept again
although he picked up nothing on the broom, and turned everything off
except the lights.  He closed the curtains placing his "Sorry but we're
closed!" sign in the window.  He went outside and brought his sign in and
was about to lock up when he realised that a beautiful tall blonde woman
was standing behind him.

   "I'm sorry," he said "I didn't see you there.  I'm closing up, and I
don't cut women's styles."

   "I just want a trim -a few split ends- and all the ladies salons are
booked up and full, nothing fancy!" the woman said.

   Frank considered it for a moment and thought why not.  It would improve
his days figures anyway, and he might branch out into ladies trims!  He
smied at the thought of changing what for him was a third generation
business.

   "OK, Sit down here and I'll be right with you." he said as he gathered
up his scissors and comb, and made to place drape around her neck."

   He wasn't used to ladies salons, and had never cut a woman's hair
before, though he remembered cutting some strange types that could heve
been either sex.  He decided that he had cut females hair before but
couldn't describe them as ladies.

   Roslyn sat in the barber's chair which was a rich red leather antique
that had been recovered twice in the thiirty years that he had the chair.
He couldn't remember whether it was his father or grandfather who bought it
but it was well known as the most comfortable barber's chair in town. 
Roslyn found it to be so soft and comfortable that it seemed to hug her
body.  It smelled manly, and the whole barber shop was scented with men's
calogne.

   Frank found a brush, a new one that looked like a type that a woman
might use, and he brushed the ends of her soft silken hair.

   Frank looked up and asked what she wanted "off".  She smiled and asked
that he trim the split ends, maybe a half inch or more, as long as it
looked fresh and clean.  Frank was looking at her reflection when his eyes
suddenly found the reflection of her knees, which were well apart and
framing a beautiful deep image of her legs leading right up to her red
panties.

   The blonde recognised the blank stare and knew that she was causing it.
She smiled and asked how long he would take.  Frank snapped back to his
usual business like self and in moments he had trimmed her hair.  "OK,
Done!" he said.

   "Already?  My oh my your fast.  I should come here all the time." Roslyn
said.  "Is that the whole service, or do you normally offer more?"

   "Usually I offer my customers a shave as well." he answered as his eyes
caught her panties again.  It is difficult for a man to keep his eyes on a
woman's eyes when her pussy is on show.

   "For free?" she asked.

   Frank was distracted and had momentarily forgotten where the
conversation was going.  He had to rewind his memory and then answered
"Well in your case it wouldn't matter would it?"

   She smiled and asked "Would you mind shaving my legs for me, I'd have to
shave them before I go out tonight anyway, and you'd do a much better job
of it.

   Frank agreed glancing back to make sure the door was closed.  He didn't
want any other customers barging in and assuming anything.  Frank had lost
his wife but hadn't sought another woman since.  He had shaved his wife's
legs many times and so it didn't take long to shave her legs to the knees
with his trusty blade.  She didn't need shaving anyway he thought to
himself.  "Those short, soft, bits of blonde bum fluff would only tickle a
man's bum!" he thought and then chuckled under his breath.  She had be
descreet and had lifted one leg at a time for him to shave, and her hand
held her skirt down in between.  He had almost given up hope of seeing
those red knickers without the mirror when she added "...and could you trim
my bikini line as well?"

   Frank drew a long deep breath and asked if she was sure.  "Oh yes,
You've done a wonderful job so far, and I think I can trust you."

   Frank thought on it for a moment and then said "Look, I understand if
you change your mind, but I think I should lock the door first.  I couldn't
have anybody come in and think the worst."

   "Oh I agree.  Lock the door and pull the blind." Roslyn said.

   Frank locked up and when he turned Roslyn had turned the swivelling
chair around and slipped down the upholstory so she looked like she were in
a gynocologists stirrups.  Frank knelt on the floor and trimmed her blonde
pubic fluff from her upper thighs, not that there was much there, and by
now he had realised that any do that she was going to would probably not be
looking at her bikini line anyway.

   He also realised that he was smelling her panties which he now noticed
to be damp along the center, and he noticed that he also had become
arroused.  He hadn't had an erection like that since his wife passed away.
He looked up at her like a pet puppy waiting for the next command.

   Roslyn looked back at Frank for a minute or more before speaking again,
and by now they both were treating it like a game.  "Can I trust you to
shape my pubic hair?" she asked.  Frank took a deep breath and nodded
"Sure!"

   Roslyn stood and unbuttoned the bottom buttons of her dress.  Then she
pulled her panties over her belly and said "Oh I might just as well take
them off, so I don't have them filled with clippings.  Do you mind?" Frank
shook his head of course and reached out helping her to drop her drawers,
and then put them on the bench for her.  Her pussy smelled so sexy and
sweet.  Frank remembered his wife's sweet fresh pussy and he was tempted to
reach out and kiss her on the pussy, but he was still too reserved, even
after all the encouragement we can all recognise.

   Frank followed her directions and trimmed her patch into a heart shape
which she was thrilled about.  She stood there looking down on it, and then
looked at her reflection in the mirror.  She thought he had done a perfect
job, and so she kissed him on the forehead.  Frank blushed, even with his
erection poking uncomfortably against his pants, he was more embarrased
about being kissed by this sweet girl half his age.

   She giggled and asked if he would do just one more thing for her.  He
nodded and she asked "Would you shave my anus for me?  With your Razer."

   He shook his head for a while saying "No!  It's too soft, your skin that
is, the blade is too sharp, you're..."

   "I trust you, and I know you'll take your time and be careful.  I am not
afraid of you having an accident.  And, well, it's kinda exciting to think
about it." Roslyn said.

   Frank asker her to bend over his bench and remain still, very still. 
Frank shaved her fluffy bum cheeks as she said "Oohh that's nice." He
shaved her crease but was begining to become nervous as he shaved closer to
her anus.  He offered to finish with the shaver but she declined and begged
him to continue.  Frank worked more carefully than ever before as he
dragged the sharp edge of the steel razer across her anus, again and again
until all her fluff had been removed.  When he finished he leaned forward
and kissed her anus.

   She was so excited from the feeling of the razer against her precious
anus, that her pussy was seeping a soapy juice all along her pussy.  When
Frank kissed her, she just let out a single sound "Oh!"

   Frank's eyes were fixed on her ripe round bum, soft and gentle, but
smudged with his shaving soap and stubble.  He told her to remain in that
position while he sought a warm wet towel to wash her with.

   When he returned from the back room she was still in the same position,
but she just removed her fingers from her pussy as Frank approached. 
Frank's cock was now certain it was getting an outing this afternoon. 
Slowly Frank wiped her bum all over, and her legs, and then she turned for
him to wipe her pussy clean as well.  She opened her legs and her juices
flowed over her bald lower pussy lips.  Frank wiped that as well, and asked
if she needed a kiss to make it feel better?

   Her face lit up as she turned her open pussy upwards toward his face and
he immediately slurped at her open, wet slot.  Now she was his.  She
couldn't move other than to keep her flooded pussy over his darting tongue.
Frank was perhaps out of practice, but he didn't mind an extended refresher
course.  She was in orgasm almost immediately, and Frank just kept on
licking, flicking, sucking and poking at her juicy innards.  Roslyn simply
kept orgasming, over and over again as if releasing all the pent up sexual
energy she had been saving for over a week.  Frank on the other hand had a
few years worth of sexual energy to exercise and he simply kept on going
until Roslyn suddenly pushed his face away, closed her legs and giggled.

   Frank didn't realise that it had become too much for her.  He thought he
had done something wrong but she grabbed him and hugged him giving he=im a
great big wet kiss, spiced up by her own juices all over Frank's smiling
face.  She reached into Frank's pants and grasped his rock hard cock.  She
stroked at it for mere seconds before it shot it's load into his underwear.
Bang, bang, bang, he felt as his cock went off like a strip of
firecrackers.

   She looked stunned, then smiled at him and went down on her knees to
suck his precious cock.  She spilled it from his trousers and it was still
hard as she began sucking on him.  Even as it went limp after it's release,
she kept on licking and sucking on Frank's wonderful cock.  By now she was
so hot for a cock she wasn't going to leave until she had Frank hard again,
and hard up her still swollen pussy.  As she sucked Frank twisted and
turned, feeling that her efforts were a little too much on his sensitive
cock, but after a long period of squeezing his buttocks, and sucking his
floppy soft cock back into her throat, it worked and he was beginning to
harden again.

   Roslyn sucked him until he was as hard and rampant as before, but this
time she stood and bending his cock slightly down, she slipped it between
her legs and into her juice pot.  Then she thrust her hips forward forcing
Frank back against the bench, and taking his cock right up her in one
stroke.  She ground her pussy all over Frank and hugged and kissed him as
she took full control.  Frank was stunned and did little more than hold his
ground against the bench as Roslyn did all the effort.  She was an
experienced woman he thought to himself as he felt her change pace,
apparently having another of her orgasms.  He had certainly never known a
woman like this before, but he wasn't complaining.

   Roslyn held Frank by the hips as she thrust her pussy onto his cock. 
She stared into his eyes and he saw a fire in them.  Suddenly she threw her
head back and thrust her pussy hard onto Frank's cock, again and again,
then she stood there as her sex fluids poured out over Frank's cock.  Frank
was stunned, and stood there as she accepted the afterglow of her
multi-orgasms.  The she looked at him again and said "I'm sure you need to
get off again as well, take me!"

   With that she slipped off of Frank's towering cock, and bent over the
back of his barber's chair.  Frank wasted no time in taking up the
challenge, and the position behind her.  His hands held her rump as his
cock pierced her outer and inner pussy lips, and then passed though her
vaginal opening, slipping his cock deep up inside her steamy hot body.  He
plunged deep and hard, over and over, watching her reflection as it
grimmaced at every thrust, and then grinned as he drew back again.  He
plunged his rampant cock again and again into Roslyn from behind till she
began groaning with every thrust.  He stared down at her freshly shaven
anus, and her sweet soft bum cheeks, and at his cock disappearing into her
cunt.

   He thrust hard and heavily into Roslyn, though she preferred to think of
it as hard and heavenly.  Her quim quivered and then pulsated.  Her womg
contracted and convulsed and soon she was a tingling mess of nerve signals
crossing and bursting out like fireworks going off in her head, her heart,
and her cunt.  Frank also found himself boiling over with his juices
bursting out of his cock and shooting it's hot spurts against her already
excited womb.  They kept fucking for as long as each could stand it and the
suddenly Frank stopped and froze into a statuesque figure of Adonis taking
this woman called Roslyn.

   Roslyn savoured the remaining sensations from her final orgasm, and
slowly stood erect until Frank's slowly draining cock was barely held
inside her.  His juices were already dripping from her.  She clenched her
buttocks closed and Frank's depleted cock popped out.  He placed his hand
over her pussy mound and pulled her to him.  His other hand was on her
breast as he kissed her neck and squeezed gently on her pussy and breast.
His now limp cock nestled against her soft smooth rump and he gently rubbed
his cock against it.  She crooned as a fnger found her slot and he gently
wiped his fingers through it, squeezing still with the palm of his gentle
hand.

   Frank suggested that with time he might rise up again but Roslyn said
she says she had to go.  She found her purse and placed a $50 note on his
bench.  "There's certainly no charge!" he said.  "$50 for a haircut.  No,
no there's fee"

   "Do you think I'd get that much attention from a hairdresser?  For that
price?" She grinned and put another $50 on the counter and began to walk
out.  Then as Frank was pondering what he should do, she said "I really
enjoyed our little adventure, much more than you could understand.  Please
accept my money, and please make a booking for this time next week."

   "Wait!" he said, "You forgot your panties."

   "Why don't you bring them around tonight?" she said as she hands him her
card.  One look at the card and he knew she could certainly afford the
$100.

   "Thank you." he said "I'll certainly be there, but please, as a date
this time." She smiled and left as Frank began cleaning his shop again.