Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. It quickly became clear that she was leading us to the stage we had seen earlier. It looked like a fairly unassuming stage with curtains and nothing else. I didnt think for a second that it would stay this way. "So...you're gonna have us have sex with each other on stage in front of everyone?" You asked. "Why do you sound upset about that?" She paused but before you could think of a response said, "You will definitely be doing sexual things on stage, maybe even sex, but I think this is much more fun. It's kind of a roleplay theater with an audience participation twist. You'll be acting out the scene they give you and speaking the dialogue they supply you. It's hilarious, fun, and sexy. Wanna give it a try?" We both took deep breaths at this one. We looked up at the stage now beside us, and for the first time I noticed the crowd of people that had gathered at its base. ------ "Wait, you mean NOW?" I asked. "Absolutely! They're ready; and you're as ready as you will be. Get up there!" With absolutely no idea what was going on I put foot in front of foot and climbed the stairs to the stage. I felt your hand reach around my side and clasp into mine, letting me know you were with me on this. "Ok everyone time for another main event! We have two newcomers here so let's show them how much fun this can be. The theme for this event is A Knight Without His Armor. For those that need a reminder, there are dialogue cards being passed among you that you can hold up for them to say. Some are on topic and some are completely random and silly. There are also action cards being handed out as well that will be used in the same manner. So, who wants to help this knight and his maiden find his armor?" A loud enthusiastic, and yet strangely supportive yell came from the group. And then the first card popped up. I read it, and then realized I was supposed to read it aloud. "Oh maiden, I've lost my armor, and now my sword hangs free!" I hate this already. "Whislt thou hand me thine sword, that I might have a placr for it?" You asked. You sounded incredibly sexy saying this. I could get into this. "Fine maiden, wouldst thou crawl around on the floor to search for mine armor?" If Monty Python made porn it would still be better than this. "Nay my knight, it is you who must crawl and look, for the armor belongs to thou!" I looked and waited for my next card. None were held up. One man in the front made a motion with his arms saying 'yeah...continue...' I wasn't sure if I was supposed to ad lib now or crawl around. I decided to do both. Dropping down on all fours I pretended to look around. My butt was high in the air and after that last ride I can imagine it was quite a sight. There was further cheering and then I suddenly felt you jump on top of me; wet pussy slapping down against my lower back and thighs clenched against my sides. "Giddy up!" You yelled. " Theme change card! Wild west now!" Jill yelled above the crowd. "Come on cowboy, show me you're good for more than an eight second ride!" Pride somewhat insulted, I tried to stand and buck you off. Even more cheering. Not for me. You held on just fine. "Woooo come on horsey show me what ya got!" With one arm wrapped around my chest for balance, you began slapping my ass with the other as I bucked. Finally I managed to plant a foot and quickly stood as you slid down off my back. You were busy cheering to the crowd as they yelled back; too busy to notice the props that had been brought on stage. I quickly grabbed the police baton and hand cuffs. "Theme change! Cops and robbers!" You smiled evilly as a card was held up reading 'cavity search,' but the smile faded slightly when you saw the props now in my hands. I grabbed you by the arm and spun you, and then fastened the cuffs to your hands behind you. "Where's the contraband?" I demanded. "Turn and spread 'em!" I spun you again so your back was facing the audience, and used my foot to push your legs apart. --------- At this point we weren't even looking for cue cards any more; instead we had begun ad libbing and letting things go where they did. The crowd cheering had grown even louder, and its size had probably doubled. This made me a little nervous but definitely more excited. It rather fueled my actions as my relationship with the crowd became a symbiotic one. As we got crazier, they enjoyed it more which pushed me to make things even more crazy. I paced back and forth behind you, slapping the baton down into my open hand. "I asked you a question! Where is it?" I put the baton between your thighs and started slapping it upward against your pussy. "Is it in here? Is this your hiding place?" "No sir! I'm not hiding anything I swear!" You were quite convincing in your mock terror. I stopped swinging it and put the end right up against your ass and pushed just a little. "So you're saying it's in here!" While I was talking I watched Jill carry a wooden chair up on to the stage and give me a 'thumbs up' with a grin. I could certainly take a hint. "Well if you aren't going to talk then it's time for a full investigation!" "No sir please!" You begged of me. All sorts of wild thoughts were entertaining my imagination as I watched you struggling in vain with your cuffs. I saw you looking over at Jill like she might come to save you but she wasnt making any moves to do so. I walked away to bring the chair over and do this properly. As I got to the chair I turned back to the audience who had begun cheering their loudest yet. I threw my hands up in triumph. A very short lived triumph at that. In a heartbeat I felt myself being tackled from behind and then hoisted up in the chair. I looked up to see you tying my hands behind me and Jill still grinning. In your hands you dangled the handcuffs before me. They were trick handcuffs. Jill had been telling you how to get out of them. ----------- "Let me out! Now! You're in violation of penal code!" I yelled. Dumb jokes are more funny when you're naked. You turned to address the audience. "Should I listen to him?" A resounding 'NO!' came forth in unison from the group. "I bet I can keep him quiet!" With that you turned away from the group to face me again. Planting your left foot on the chair beside my thigh, you stepped up and matched it with your right and pushed my head back. You then lowered your pussy right onto my mouth and completely smothered me in it. I pretended to scream and fight it for a moment but decided to enjoy it and started lickng for all I was worth. I could only barely hear you and anyone else with your inner thighs squeezing the side of my head the way they were. I was starting to realize at some point I would probably need to breathe again. I ran my tongue up each lip until it touched your clit and then back down again until I could push it up inside you. You were making no overt moves to let me breathe, and being without functioning hands and a mouth preoccupied I wasnt sure how I should be communicating this. I decided to just push my tongue all the way in until my mouth was flush against you. You instinctly began pulling your body back away from the lingual intrusion and I matched you by leaning forward. Once I felt you were far enough I yanked my head backward; gasping for air. "Who's the big bad cop now?" you yelled. I was too busy breathing to respond. "Let's see...you told me to 'turn and spread em' if I'm not mistaken? Where's that cavity search you promised?" With that you turned and leaned over, and slammed my face right between your bottom cheeks. Once again I was unable to draw a breath, so I started eagerly licking. I did as you were asked and began to give you the requested cavity search. As I thrusted my tongue deeper and deeper into your bottom I felt your fingers wrap around.my cock and slowly start tugging on it. Your other hand began playing with my balls: rolling them between your fingers and then gently squeezing them in your hand. I could feel your ass opening wider for my tongue as you pushed down with it and used your third hand to pull the left cheek away a bit more. By the time my brain realized that you did not have three hands I also was realizing there was no way your hands could have gotten that angle on my cock. Clearly someone else was playing with it. I pulled my head back enough to get some air, which you let me have; and tried to get a peek, which you did not let me have. "No no you don't get to see my accomplice! " and you again slammed your ass down on my face. This time you were periodically lifting to let me breathe but making sure my face remained buried away as much as possible. The mystery hands playing with me had given way to a mystery set of lips moving delicately over the tip and opening to allow me into a warm inviting mouth as a middle finger suddenly pushed deep into my own bottom. I could feel a wide ring on the first finger but that was my only tip. I didnt really remember Jill having worn such a ring so I assumed it must be someone else. As if to confirm this you pulled up just enough that I could see Jill smiling and waving down at me. She reached out and plunged two fingers into your butt just inches from my face. Watching her finger your bottom, and hearing your loud moans, was more than I could take and I exploded into the mouth below. Just as the orgasm began Jill yanked her fingers from your butt and stuffed them all the way in my mouth, effectively gagging me. My entire body convulsed as I came harder than I ever have before. When my cock had finished pulsing the final time I slumped back in the chair breathless. Upon sitting up again I saw that my mystery cocksucker had vanished.