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 Amusement park thrills come in many different forms.  Some prefer high
speeds; others favor falling from heights.  Currently my thrill of choice
was the lazy river ride at Baybreeze Amusement Park.  There is no thrill
quite so enticing as floating around in circles ad nauseum in the hot sun
as water semi-randomly sprays and cools you.  Some say this would be a sure
sign of ageing.  I however say it is a sure sign that you were currently
sitting on my lap; tucked together tightly in the inner tube.

   Backing up, the day started with a debateably innocuous trip to
Baybreeze.  This led to a much-less harmless float on the lazy river. 
That's the back story.  It was much less harmless as I was intentionally
pushing my cock up against your bikini clad bottom.  I also may or may not
have been moving my hips around a bit while I was doing so.  Lots of people
looking on and walking by, but none had any idea what we were doing. 

   OR DID THEY?????

   No of course they didnt.  We just smiled at them passing, and I even
went as far as to work a few fingers of my right hand into the front of
your bikini bottom while we went under the waterfall.  It wasnt until we
were getting out of the river that I realized the flaw in my logic.

   "Well you two certainly seemed to enjoy that ride," said the young man
taking the rafts from people exiting.

   "Uh yeah it's a good time," I said cautiously, trying to dismiss him
quickly.

   "You know what I meant.  You two should stop by DarkBreeze some time.  I
think it would be right up your alley."

   "And what exactly is DarkBreeze?"  You asked, not quite sure where this
was headed.

   "DarkBreeze is how we stay in business.  Baybreeze has been here for
over a century but with the rising costs and liabilities it was determined
that supplemental income would be needed just to survive.  Hence fifty
years ago DarkBreeze was formed."  He gestured vaguely at the buildings off
site toward the south of the park.  "All of those 'abandoned' buildings
contain rides...lets just say extremely sexual rides.  They are all
connected together by an elaborate series of tunnels that form DarkBreeze. 
An adult them park; hidden in plain sight." --------------

   A very long silence followed.  At least ten seconds.  It sure felt like
longer though.  It was I that first broke it.

   "So what exactly do we have to do to get into this DarkBreeze?"

   The worker reached into his back pocket and after a moment of fumbling
produced two cards about the size of a standard business card.  They were
black in color with nothing more than the word 'DarkBreeze' and five large 
'X's along the bottom.

   "These cards will get you in.  Admission is $500 a day."  We both must
have blanched at this because he continued.  " If you participate in five
of the events over the day however your admissions are waved,"  and he
gestured meaningfully at the 'X's on the cards.  -----------------------

   As we were both already in swimsuits, and frankly ready to lose them, I
figured now was as good a time as ever.

   "Ok.  Well where do we need to go?"

   "On the far side of the Wild Rabbit there is a tunnel the coaster goes
through.  On the side is a door, supposedly for 'maintenance' to go in. 
Your adventure begins there."

   A dark tunnel.  "DarkBreeze.  I get it."

   "Didn't you ever wonder why it was called the 'Wild' Rabbit?"  Without
waiting for a response he turned to resume his job of assisting swimmers
with their tubes.  But for the cards in our hands, the entire conversation
may never have happened.  -----------------

   My walk to the Wild Rabbit was mainly spent trying to hidr the
tremendous hard on tenting my swim shorts.  Your walk, however, indicated
you had noticed this and were taking every opportunity to stop short and
force me to ram right into your backside.  This did not help my situation
any.  It also didnt help that at one point a group of teenagers saw and
clearly knew what was going on.  In the true spirit of DarkBreeze you
backed up and ground your ass right into my lap while smiling at them. 
Thumbs up and cheers from the group.  I decided I would make you pay for
that later.

   The rest of the walk was much the same until we reached the tell tale
door.  Unassuming though it was, with a glance around we opened it and
headed into the darkness.  Before us was a plain service access stairwell
descending into the ground.  In silence we walked down to meet a lone
gentleman waiting outside a service door.  At this point I was beginning to
feel set up.  Yet this person was too well groomed....he looked out of
place in his outfit.

   "Maintenance only guys.  Please head back up"

   "We were told...." I slowly spoke before you wordlessly handed him your
card.  Without another word he handed the card back, opened the door behind
him, and winked.

   ------_

   We slowly walked through the door into a pitch black room.  I turned as
the door closed behind us, but it swung beyond my reach and I found no
handle on the inside.  Before panic had a chance to take hold, the light
from a 'torch' burned bright before us.  Not a torch of fire; this one was
electric - made to resemble a real torch but easy to switch on and off when
needed.  It cast delicate shadows upon the completely nude girl holding it.

   "Hi guys welcome to DarkBreeze.  Are you the couple from the lazy
river?"  We both nodded.  "Thought so.  Derek said to expect you.  He's one
of our liaisons in the park.  They scout the customers to see who looks
like they would enjoy what this side of the park has to offer."

   "Well clearly HE is interested," you said, glancing meaningfully at my
tented shorts.

   "Hey, you know there's nothing hotter than naked chicks with torches," I
quipped.  My jokes get worse as I get more nervous apparently.

   The naked chick laughed anyway.  "I'm Jill.  Ill be your guide for your
first time through DarkBreeze.  DarkBreeze itself is split into DarkBreeze
proper, which was the original, and then we added DarkerBreeze which is a
kinkier bondage themed area, and NightBreeze which is by invitation only
and you can find every perversion you have ever imagined."

   ----------

   The thoughts running through my mind were a mix between "what the hell
have I gotten into" ...and "Jackpot." I tried to brainstorm all the
different things they could possibly have down here.  In the end, I wasn't
even close.

   "DarkBreeze is where you'll find the majority of the actual 'rides.'
Some of them are couples oriented, some can be ridden solo, and some allow
for participation which would count toward your card." Jill turned and
motioned for us to follow her down the tunnel.  "The first part of the walk
is the longest as this is the tunnel that takes us away from the park into
DarkBreeze.  Up ahead there is an 'S' curve; after which the tunnel is lit
and we won't need to use the torch.  There are also lockers there so you
can leave your swimsuits before entering."

   "Clothing isn't allowed in this park?" you asked.

   "It's not that; clothing simply tends to get in the way on almost all of
the rides and you would have to be constantly disrobing and re-robing
otherwise.  Some people choose to wear costumes or outfits, especially for
some of the things in DarkerBreeze, but for the most part people find it
more convenient, and sexy, to simply be naked.  You can do whichever you
are more comfortable with."

   I looked at you in silence and our eyes met as if we could read each
other's minds.  Obviously I lacked that ability as I was a little surprised
when you thanked her for this courtesy and began removing your bikini top
any way.

   I stared until your breasts hung free, and then said, "well, when in
Rome...or random naughty tunnels..." When no one laughed at this or even
acknowledged my nervous humor, I hooked my thumbs on the top of my shorts
and in one swift motion yanked them to the floor.  Both of you stared at my
cock in the tunnel lights looking like a phallic sun dial.  You smiled and
similarly yanked your bikini bottom to the floor as Jill looked on, half
biting her lower lip.

   "Well you two certainly seem to be in the spirit of things."

   "He sure does; his cock is hard as a rock," you said with your eyes
never leaving it.  If they had looked away, however, you might have noticed
Jill's hand going between your legs and not yelped quite as loud.

   "From what I feel here, you're every bit as ready as he is.  I'm going
to give you a little overview of our more popular rides, then go with you
for the first ride or two, and then you'll be on your own.  You can always
find me again if you have any questions."

   "One of the first rides we built was an ambitious indoor roller coaster.
Since "Wild Rabbit" was already used and "Really Wild Rabbit" wasn't
terribly clever and was hard to say, we called it "Fuck Like Bunnies
Coaster." You looked over at me to see me grinning in the pale ambient
light of the tunnel.  I love bunnies.  Fucking is great also.  We had
resumed walking, and I was thankful that the tunnel was well heated.  It
made me want to be naked.  Even the floor seemed to radiate some heat into
the soles of my bare feet.  "Fuck Like Bunnies is a couples coaster, which
made it an even more ambitious project.  Riders are held in place with a
strong harness...on each other's laps.  There are no loops for safety
reasons, but I assure you the G forces of the ride will push his cock
deeper inside you than you ever thought possible."

   ------

   "For a more solo experience we have a variation on the Spring ride,
which we call the 'Thrust.' It is almost identical to the original except
that there is a dildo on each chair you can put in whichever hole you
prefer.  The length and width are also adjustable before the ride.  The
chairs go up...and then you drop...and then it springs back up again...that
is one of the most popular rides with good cause."

   "We have the Humper Cars; basically just bumper cars redesigned to fit
two adults in each with one on the lap of the other and additional padding
so no one gets injured.  Having a face full of boobs makes it really hard
to see, but we've never gotten any complaints."

   I was so overwhelmed and excited I didn't think to ask any questions at
this point.  You however did.  "So would I always have to be on his lap? 
Or could he be on my lap?"

   Jill smiled and replied, "Just inside the park is our gift shop where
you can purchase strap-ons to use for exactly that." I opened my mouth to
comment on that, but what came out sounded more like, "Gift shop?  What
other sorts of things does this gift shop have?"

   ---------

   "Oh all the basics...lubes, dildos, butt plugs and the like.  There are
costumes and outfits you can purchase.  You can 'rent' a tour guide for the
day to take part in your activities while showing you around.  And other
surprises as well."

   My mind was still stuck on the participation events so I ventured a
guess.  " What sort of carnival games do you have?

   "I though you'd never ask," Jill smiled.  "We have the duck pond, but
here it's of course the 'Dick Pond.'  Instead of rubber ducks, rubber dicks
float around the circle.  When you pick on you have to shove it inside you,
and if it vibrates you win!"

   I was mentally doing a face palm at hearing this, but I decided it would
be fun watching a group of people shoving things in themselves until one
buzzed.

   Jill suddenly stopped and turned so abruptly that you almost  walked
right into her.

   "Forgive me if Im guessing wrong but you two seem to be the kinky type. 
Yes?"  We both nodded but she continued almost uninterrupted.  "Why dont we
just start with DarkerBreeze then and take it up a notch?"

   ---------

   Admittedly a very tempting thought.  And yet...why jump right to
dessert? I mulled it over as you did the same for a moment.  The shrug and
small shake of your head told me that we were on the same page with this
one.

   "Let's start in DarkBreeze for now and see where things go."

   "Very good,"  Jill said, "although I dont think I misguessed that you
are quite interested in DarkerBreeze as well.  Would you like to start with
a ride or a participation event?"

   "Ride," we both said almost at the same time.

   "As you wish!"  Jill clapped her hands together in front of her.  "
Let's start you on the Thrust.  It's a good warm up for the rest of the
day."  With a wave of her hand Jill motioned for us to follow as she began
walking down the passage to the right.

   I noticed the tunnel was definitely sloping downward now, and the air
was starting to cool.  The stone under my bare feet no longer radiated heat
but was still comfortable.  Up ahead I could hear the screams of a normal
amusement park ride mingled with loud moaning and incoherent speech.  Ahead
I saw for the first time a DarkBreeze sign.  The words were spelled out
with silhouetted naked forms in various positions to create the letters. 
Below it read "Welcome to the world's finest arousement park!"

   We continued as the tunnel gave way to a large cavern.  It must have
been at least as long as a football field, and almost as wide.  In the
middle of the room were the rides; spaced out from each other enough for
safety yet still close together as space was at a premium down here. 
Scattered around the perimeter were a number of games, and what looked like
a stage toward the back.  And naked people.  Lots and lots and lots of
naked people of every shape and size imaginable.  Unconsciously we had
stopped walking just to take it all in.  After a few steps Jill noticed we
were no longer following and turned to address us.

   "Well come on, you'll have plenty of time to sight see as the day goes
on," she said playfully.  "You asked to go on a ride and it is now my job
to get you on it!  Come on!"

   We slowly began walking, taking in the craziness around us.  Thankfully
Jill matched her speed to ours.

   "Right now we are actually directly beneath Bill's Burgers," she said
conversationally.

   "Don't the customers hear anything?"  You asked disbelievingly.

   Jill shrugged.  "We are far enough underground that they probably
can't,  and if they did they would just assume it was coming from the
public park."

   ---- As we reached the ride i saw that there were 6 seats on each side. 
On one side the seats were individual and on the other they looked like
they were grouped in twos.

   As if reading my thoughts, Jill said, "One side is for couples and one
side for solo riders.  As you can see there is a dildo coming up through
each seat.  The seat itself compresses and will push the dildo nice and
deep.  There's a bottle of lube on the right side of the seat if you want
it.  Hop on!  You've got about five minutes until the ride starts.  I'll be
here watching!"

   With quizzical yet aroused looks on our faces we walked over.  We both
lubed in silence, all business, and then I decided to take the initiative. 
To helll with being timid.  I swung my leg around and impaled myself onto
the dildo.  Not to be out done, you mimicked the maneuver and took it
inside your pussy.

   "No no," said Jill.  "You're on the couples' side.  If it's in his ass,
your's goes in your ass too.  And while you both can adjust the length and
width, the are wired to change in pairs so you can get the same experience!
"

   I laughed somewhat triumphantly, you seemed to grimace just a bit. 
Since we had a minute before the ride started, those tandem dildos became a
sadistic game between us.  I pumped it up a bit until I felt good and full
and then gave you an evil grin.  I was not at all prepared to see you
return the grin and pump it even more.  Shocked, I tried to trump you by
pumping it again but you were already doing so.  By this point I swear it
was the size of a liter soda.

   "Remember that the way the seats are designed they will be extending
quite a bit longer once the ride is going; you may not want to - oops never
mind.  Well,  good luck!"  For the size adjusters no longer worked and the
harnesses locked in place as the noise from the hydraulic motors drowned
out anything else she would have said.  With looks of nervous excitement to
each other we held on as we slowly began our ascent to the top of the room.

   The ride froze right at the top of the cavern, and we looked down to see
people at the bottom looking up and cheering for us all.  I stretched my
arms in the air and cheered back.  Then the seat dropped out from under me.


   It happened so fast that I had no time to prepare myself.  I could hear
you screaming next to me as we plummeted to the floor.  At what seemed like
the very last moment the ride sprung back upwards again.  This time,
however, the weight of us falling compressed the top part of the seat, so
when it switched directions the dildo coming up through the seat buried it
so deep in my ass I was fairly certain I could feel it coming up the back
of my throat.  When the ride reached its apex we were weightless for a
moment, giving some much needed reprieve to our bottoms.  Then the fall
again.  I felt your hand close around my cock and realized you decided to
favor holding a hard cock over a handle.  You squeezed tight, and on the
next bounce you yanked hard just as the monster cock in my ass drove itself
deeper.  I gave an involuntary spasm and wondered what would happen if I
came right at the top of the ride, showering all the cheering onlookers.

   The initial discomfort in my ass had given way, no pun intended, to a
quite pleasurable full feeling that kept rubbing against something
wonderful.  I reached over to play with you, but right as I did the ride
came to an end.  Men and women were climbing off the ride smiling as if it
had been nothing more than a carousel.  'They must all be veterans at
this,' I thought.

   "Can we go again?"  You called to Jill as you eased yourself off the
now-normal sized dildo.

   "Haha there will be plenty of time for seconds later.  Shall we move
on?"

   "Sounds good to me," you replied.  "So that's one participation down."

   "Sorry, not quite," Jill said; not sounding in the least bit sorry. 
"The ride did all the work on that one.  You guys just got to enjoy it. 
Those rides dont count.  They are just for fun.  Did you want me to show
you one of the participation events?"

   "Yeah let's try one," I said.  "What would you suggest?"

   "Well.....you two are clearly exhibitionists - no don't even bother
trying to deny it.  I have the perfect thing in mind for you two.  It's
fairly involved, and since you will both be participating this actually
counts for two."

   "Well, lead the way then," you said, taking the initiative.

   Jill looked right at you and said, " You just want me to lead so you can
both stare at my ass again."  And with a wink she turned and began walking.