WARNING: This story is an act of fiction that contains graphic sexual
descriptions and language. If you are a minor (under 21) or if you are
offended by this kind of material then you should stop reading now.
Any resemblance between this story and a real event is coincidental.
The participants are imaginary; their actions have no negative
consequences other than those portrayed in the story. The story is
intended for entertainment and should not be emulated in the real
world.

Clara's Cuckold!

by Arthur Kay

Clara had no idea I knew about her and Nick, a married friend of ours.
No idea at all. And no idea of how my original suspicions had grown to
the degree to where I had to make sure of her fidelity. For, after
seven years of being live-together lovers, I was very close to asking
her to marry me. Thus, I had to be sure.

Unfortunately, my suspicions turned out to be grounded in reality. She
was, indeed, fucking Nick's brains out, and on a regular basis to
boot. I learned this fact by not believing her, one time, when she
said she couldn't lunch with me because she had to spend her lunch
hour with some girls from the office. It was some woman's birthday.
Again! That made twelve birthday luncheons in two weeks! Christ, whom
did Clara work for? Hallmark?

If it wasn't a birthday girl, it was a crash project that had suddenly
popped up. Or out-of-town clients that only she could entertain, her
being vice-president of sales, and all. Or it was to celebrate
someone's recent promotion. That company of hers seemed to have more
promotions than any company in the history of business commerce.

So, there I was, that fateful noon, waiting outside her office
building for her to come out with the latest birthday girl, and a
gaggle of women. She came out all right, but alone, and started
walking west. I followed, glad that she hadn't hailed a taxi. "Follow
that cab, buddy!" Not on my Things-I'd-Love-To-Say list.

Four blocks later, I saw her enter a Ramada hotel. I speeded up my
walking pace to a trot, and got to the hotel's entrance just in time
to see her board an elevator. An empty elevator, or so it appeared
from where I was standing. I entered, and almost ran to the elevator
banks.

I watched the floor indicator above me. It stopped on fourteen. I
watched to see if it made more stops, just in case there had been
someone on the elevator with her I couldn't have seen before. The
indicator light hung there a while, and then dropped to twelve. I
grabbed the next up car.

I got off at fourteen and looked both ways. I was the only one in the
hallway, but fuck, the amount of possible rooms seemed incredible.
Hopeless. But, with an idiot's view to it all, I proceeded to go up to
each door, lay an ear up against it, and listen. Then, as if God
decided to reward his pet moron, I got lucky on my third door.

I could clearly hear Clara's voice. There was no mistaking it, not
after seven years. She said, "I really do have to get back to the
office, Nick. So, why don't I just suck you off? OK?" I stood there,
stunned and dazed. But not too stunned and dazed not to listen, and
thinking there was only one Nick we both knew.

Let me tell you, friend, listening to a guy getting blown, through a
closed door, isn't what it's all cracked up to be. I couldn't hear
shit, save a groan here and there. I could only imagine the full
scene. 

I stood there, intent on hearing as much as I could, with my left ear
pressed against the door, and my eyes peeled for people who might
emerge from rooms in the part of the hall I could see, trusting my
ears would tell me if anyone left a room behind him. I would have no
trouble, I felt, hearing the elevator arrive.

I felt truly foolish with my head pressed tightly up against the door,
but the compensation of my cock feeling so unbelievably hard made me
ignore the feverish sensation. And the door felt felt cold against my
face, as if trying to help me with the sexual heat flooding my brain.

The door! It was the only thing between my eyes and their carnal
scene, which I knew was taking place on the same flooring I now stood
on, and was just mere feet away from me. It was also the only thing,
this necessary portal, that prevented me from clearly hearing Nick
speak, as he did here and there. He was saying words which were
intermingled with moans of his obvious delight, but I couldn't
decipher them. His tone reminded me of animals.

The door also prevented me from hearing Clara's moans of pleasure more
fully. I closed my eyes, threw caution to the wind and trusted in my
ears, so I could picture her in my mind. I could see her very clearly
as her wide, luscious mouth was being forced into an oval shape, the
exact shape of Nick's cock. The width of her mouth also being forced
into the exact girth of the Nick's erection. 

These images of her seemed to make my cock even harder, especially in
the head area. It seemed so flush with my blood, I thought it would
burst and spread its red all over my shorts. Then she moaned in
pleasure again.

I wanted so very much to take my cock out, right then and there, and
wank the hell out of it. But I knew I risked jail time, if not great
embarrassment, by doing so. The sensations coursing through me felt
like exquisite torture. A torture I was now willingly submitting
myself to as I listened to them through the vision blocking door. My
left leg, which was bearing most of my body weight, started to tingle,
and then it shook and trembled. I took great effort to control it, but
I managed the job.

Then Nick--there was no mistaking his voice--yelled . . .

"Oh, baby, here it comes! Take it all for me, darling!" I had to
imagine she did. And, as I imagined her swallowing his cum, I was
fully aware of my erection. It was harder than it had been in ages. I
straightened up, and felt it pressed rigidly against my inner trouser
material, hurting the tender, blood-gorged head.

My listening at an end, I found the elevators and went home . . .

* * * * * *

I DON'T KNOW WHY I didn't confront Clara about it, that very evening,
but I didn't. I suspected there was something in me that appreciated
that new, hard erection I had experienced in the hotel Ramada's
fourteenth floor hallway. I admitted to myself that it had turned me
on, a lot, her being with our friend Nick. And I wanted in on it!

Thus, after fucking Clara that night, I proceeded with a simple plan.
A plan to make her want to let me watch her and Nick. And it was so
easy.

I usually went right to sleep after our fuck sessions, but tonight was
to be different. I wanted to get her hot. She had complained to me,
more than once, about me being the fuck-and-roll-over type. She
wanted, she said, some cuddling after sex. Well, I was now going to
oblige her. I pulled her into a cuddle mode.

I said, "Gee, darling, I'm especially horny tonight. How about I
finger your pussy a bit while we chat. Would you like that?" I felt
her nod on my shoulder. Oh, yeah, she'd like that. My fingers found
her pussy and started working on it. She moaned as I plied her pussy
with deliberate and sensuous fingering.

I said, "God, baby, your cunt feels so fucking hot! I'm one lucky guy.
I bet every guy in the world would just love to be me at the moment,
with his fingers deep in your hot, wet cunt." I was using curse words
for a lurid effect. My fingers continued to work on her.

After she moaned again, I said, "Oh, yeah, babes, and he wouldn't want
to stop there, oh no, he'd want to put his big, hairy and thick cock,
into your steaming cunt." She moaned again. I was really reaching her
now with my lewd imagery.

I said, with my voice raspy, "Can you picture it? His muscular ass
pounding your ass into the mattress? With long, hard and deep strokes?
Driving your cunt wild with lust? Can you picture it?" She nodded,
trembled all over, and moaned again.

"Can you feel it? His driving, pulsating, piston-action nine-inch
prick, with a super large cock head, going way up inside you, hitting
the bottom of your cunt? Can you feel him in you?" Again, she nodded
and trembled. "Do you like the way he's fucking you?" She nodded once
more, this time pinching my working arm as if she was in an exquisite
pain. "Oooh, Arthur, that's soooo good! Tell me more!"

"His cock is so thick, so humongous, it stretches your cunt out wide.
He's driving you crazy with desire. Pounding your ass, kissing your
neck, squeezing and sucking on your hot tits, and making the nipples
rock hard. Can you feel his big prick in your cunt?" I reached out and
tweaked one of her nipples. It was rock hard. As hard as a frozen pea.

"Oh, yes, I can feel him! He's . . . he's so big! And so wide! Oh,
God, so big and wide! Ooooh!" She sounded totally into it now. It was
time for my zinger.

I said, excitedly, "I can see it too! I can actually see him fucking
you, his ass going up and down as he pleasures the two of you. I can
imagine you cumming all over his big, hairy cock. Then you throw your
legs around his back, and push them as far up on him as they can go.
He's now even deeper within your cunt. Feel him?" 

"Oh, yes, I feel him! Oh, yes, oh, yes!" She shuddered all over, her
legs bouncing from side to side, the knees knocking together. And my
probing fingers kept up their onslaught.

"Do you mind me watching?" She didn't even hesitate.

"No, I like you watching. It turns me on!"

"Would it turn you on to do it in reality, with me watching you fuck
another man?"

"Yesss, it would!" It was as simple as that. All it now needed was the
other man.

I fingered her gently, but very deeply. "How about Nick? He's had the
hots for you for eons now. He can't take his eyes off your body."

"Nick? Our Nick? I don't know, hon. I don't think I could fuck him in
front of you. I would feel as if I was coming between a good
friendship. And Nick would probably feel guilty as hell fucking me in
front of you. Let's think of someone else."

While Clara spoke, I thought about the first part of her statement. "I
don't think I could fuck him in front of you."  But you sure as shit
can do so behind my back. And her concern for Nick. "And Nick would
probably feel guilty as hell fucking me in front of you." Yeah, real
guilty.

I used her words against her now. "No, honey, no one else. I've got
the real hots for seeing Nick fuck you. We could easily set it up to
where Nick wasn't aware that I was watching. A hidden camera would do
it. So, he'd feel no guilt doing it with you, and our friendship
wouldn't suffer at all. Think about it. You might feel a tad
uncomfortable knowing I'm going to watch it later, but . . . " She
surprised me.

"All right, let's do it! Nick's as good as anyone else, I guess. If
you don't mind watching me fuck him, darling, and it would turn you on
. . . I'll fuck him!" Yeah, darling, thanks for sacrificing yourself
for my pleasure. 

I realized she really liked the idea. And why not? She not only could
fuck her lover, with my willing permission, but also in the event the
truth popped up, she could say it was my entire fault! Hadn't I pushed
her on Nick?

Clever bitch . . .

* * * * * *

WE SET IT UP, with comparative ease. We told Nick I was going out of
town for an evening, a Tuesday evening. But I'd only be gone between
the hours of 8:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m. I didn't want him spending the
night, and even though he did have a wife who just might object to
that, Nick just might throw his normal caution to the wind, given this
rare opportunity.

I even told him to, "Take care of my little girl for me while I'm
gone, will you, Nick?" He smiled at me, and winked at Clara, a leering
look on his face.

"Sure, Art, I'll take real good care of her. Don't you worry about a
thing, old buddy." The man's a real pig, I thought.

I had put a hidden camera in our bedroom, focused on a spot in the air
over the bed I knew would be occupied later on by Nick's prick. The
camera, positioned so, wouldn't show Clara's face, but I didn't care.
I had a vivid imagination.

On Tuesday, I said goodbye to Clara, who knew the farthest I was
going, was to the local movie house. On my way out, I bumped into
friend Nick. 

He smiled on seeing me, and said, "Just coming over to check on our
gal, old buddy. Have a good trip, will ya?" I mumbled a 'see ya' and
left. And, funny, as I walked to the elevators, I had an erection. A
good stiff one.

The movie sucked, but it killed time. The bitch is, I had to watch it
twice. I knew Clara would have Nick out of our place by ten O'clock as
it had been agreed between us. She was to delay fucking him until nine
by, ha ha, playing coy with him. Playing the naive innocent, I
suggested she use cocktail, canapés, and a thirty-five minute film of
us, taken on a vacation trip to the Grand Canyon.

Once in the bedroom, Clara was to hit the Record button on the hidden
camera just before getting on the bed with him. When I had told her
this, she had a funny smile on her mug. It made me wonder if she
wasn't thinking of how cute it would be to say she forgot to turn it
on, ho ho, and we'd have to do it all over again. Two shots at Nick,
both with my willing permission. If she pulled this crap on me, I knew
I had no choice but to play along. After all, she wouldn't do it
twice. Would she?

I was back at our apartment building at 10:10. I looked up at the
building's facade. The light in our bedroom was on, our signal Nick
was gone. I couldn't wait to see the film . . . my fresh, super hard,
erection told me that much . . .

* * * * * *

I HIT PLAY ON THE VCR and there they were, in living color, with me
now watching her naked backside climb into bed to join Nick. Both were
naked, and immediately started kissing up a storm. Because Nick wasn't
aware he was being filmed, he was giving Clara all the passion and
love a man can give to a woman he adores. He appeared to be as natural
in his actions as natural could get. 

I watched, with Clara beside me watching, too. We were both naked on
the bed, cuddling each other. I had some fingers in her pussy,
fiddling with her. Her head rested on my shoulder, and she had her
hand wrapped gently around my cock, toying with it. We fiddled and
toyed while we watched.

I watched as Nick scooted down and started eating her pussy. He did
this for what seemed quite some time. I couldn't help but admire his
stamina. I couldn't see Clara's face on the film, but I heard her
continually moaning and groaning as Nick tongued away on her. And he
sure wasn't shy when it came to muff diving. His mouth and lips looked
as if they were trying to crawl up inside her. Christ, in one flashing
scene. I could swear I saw him use his nose in her. I made a mental
note to see that particular section of frames again. In slo-mo.

Then Nick spun around a 180, offered his cock to Clara's mouth, while
his mouth found her pussy again. I watched as they heatedly 69'd. They
did this for a long time, with Nick, here and there, mouth fucking her
with his big dick. I surmised this by watching the tops of his
buttocks go up and down.

I said to the top of Clara's head, squeezing her body to me, while
fingering her, "Jesus, baby, old Nick's hung, isn't he?"

"Yeah, he's quite big, and long and thick. I could hardly get my mouth
around it." Her voice had sounded hoarse to me. Her mouth must be dry.
But her snatch sure wasn't!

I said, fingering away, "Tell me, hon, did you like sucking that big
cock head of his?"

"Yes. It felt good in my mouth. Oh, see?" She pointed to the screen.
"See how the ridge is so pronounced? How it sticks way out from the
shaft?" I nodded, and she went on. "Well, every time my lips would
cross back and forth over it, I felt like swooning it felt so good."
She was very much into our little scene, now wiggling her ass in small
circles. I now put three fingers into her.

I breathlessly said, "You sound glad that we did what we did? Are you,
babes?"

"Yes, it was very exciting. A real turn on. I felt like a teenager
getting fucked for the first time. And, you know what?" I said,
"What?" She said, "I got turned on just knowing you would be seeing us
doing it later on." She now had a license to fuck him, compliments of
the house.

Speaking of fucking, they were now doing it on the screen. But Nick,
old buddy of mine, just didn't fuck her . . . he FUCKED her! I had no
idea men could fuck this way, with such force and wildness. He was
hammering her, rag-doll fucking her, right into the mattress! With a
muscular ass and powerful legs that, as he screwed her, made me truly
envious, if not jealous.

As they fucked, Nick would tell her, here and there, that he loved
her. He said it with such conviction; it was easy to believe he
believed it. Clara, probably because she was in our little personal
loop, held back from saying the same to him. Unless, I thought, she
had whispered it in his ear, beyond the camera's earshot. The more I
pondered it, the more I convinced myself that this must be the case.
Otherwise, I reasoned, Nick might have reacted to her reticence to
speak the three simple words.

Clara was so into it, his fucking her, I thought I'd cum just
listening to her yell, shout, and talk to God throughout her
pummeling.

"Baby," I said. "He is fucking you silly! Man, look at him go!" 

She giggled, and said, "Nick does fuck good. He also gave me lots of
orgasms. But Watch! Here's where Nick cums, and he really goes nuts!"
She was into it now, and lost in lust.

I watched Nick go nuts. He pounded her with such ferocity; I thought
the bed would collapse. As it was, its frame squealed loudly in
protest, and did so with each of his full cock-deep thrusts. Squeak,
squeak, squeak! Over and over. The bed had undoubtedly squeaked
earlier in the film, but I was so intent on them, I hadn't noticed.
Then Nick came, the sweat just pouring off him.

"Oh, God! Oh, God! I'm cumming, baby, hold still and take me! Oh, God!
Oh, God! Now! It's cumming now! Can you feel it? Oh, God!" Somehow,
even though Clara had said, yes, I can feel you, and had said it
twice; I don't think Nick had heard her. He seemed totally given to
his ejaculating.

I tilted her face up to me so she couldn't see the screen, and laid a
trap for her by saying sweetly, but hotly, and still fingering her
pussy, "Does he cum a big load in your mouth?" She answered quickly,
and without thinking about it, as I thought she just might. She spoke
rapidly, in a machine gun fire tempo, with the words just tumbling out
of her, and not thought out.

"Oh, yes, in buckets! I usually have to swallow twice. One time, I had
to swallow him three . . . " She realized what she had just admitted
to. I felt her tighten herself up in my arms. Her large, blue eyes
stared at mine. Then she whispered to me, in a whisper so low I had
trouble hearing her, "You know, don't you, Arthur?" She was now up to
speed, and realized my question had been a loaded one.

"Yes, but if I didn't, I would certainly know now."

"How did you find out?" She said it dryly, matter-of-factly, as if she
had been caught red-handed, and nothing mattered any more.

"That doesn't matter. What matters is, do you love Nick?" I waited for
her answer, my heart standing still in my chest.

"No, I tell him so because he wants to hear it, but I don't really
love him. But I'll admit, I do love fucking him. But I'll stop if you
want me to." All our dirty laundry was now out in the open.

She would stop, if I wanted her to. 

Was it really my choice? Would Nick simply leave her be? "Thanks,
Clara, it's been real fun, but now that Arthur's forbidden us our
exquisite fucking pleasure, it's ta ta time, old girl!" And would she
be fucking me and thinking of Nick? Undoubtedly. Maybe. Would she miss
Nick's big, inhuman-sized cock? Absolutely! Maybe. Would she miss it
so much she took up with him again? Possibly. 

I had no really, truly solid answers, and no guarantees, either. I
decided to keep the status quo, for now, with her fucking Nick, and me
watching it later on film. Which reminded me I had to lower the camera
a tad. To keep Nick's muscular ass from getting cropped out.

I pulled her to me. "Keep fucking him, darling. It turns us both on."
I felt her nod in my arms. I added, "Of course, love, we won't be able
to get him into our bedroom all the time . . . there aren't enough
excuses at hand . . . so I'll have to teach you how to set up the
camera for the Ramada, or wherever else he meets you. OK?" I felt her
nod, but also twitch. I guessed she wasn't too keen on having my eyes
always on them, and ever present. Might take some of the exhilaration
out of cheating. I felt like a buzz-kill, but I didn't really give a
rat's ass.

Then the film Clara must have looked at the bedside clock, for she was
hustling him to get dressed and go home, before Arthur came back. They
both left the bedroom, but, from seemingly far away, I could swear I
heard him tell her he loved her again and, this time, she told it back
to him. It was too faint for me to be absolutely positive, but it made
sense to me. And damn if it didn't make my dick even harder!

I then fucked Clara, trying to imitate wild man Nick, but I felt I
needed lots of practice. There was no two ways about it, Nick had
fucked my woman in a way I would never even have dreamed of up until
now . . . 

* * * * * *

THE NEXT EVENING, with both of us home from work, we had an argument.
A real fucking doozy of an argument. And it was my fault it had
escalated from a mild disagreement to an all out battle royal.

It all started, soon after dinner had been over with, when Clara told
me she had destroyed the Nick tape. I shouldn't have gotten as pissed
as I did, but I had wanted to watch it again. It was not only exciting
to watch, it was a weird sort of educational film for me. Nick was
teaching me new tricks. And giving me new erections.

"Why the fuck did you do that?" I threw at her, suddenly boiling
inside my skull, as if saying the words had ignited my mind.

"I thought it over and decided I didn't think it was a good idea to
keep it around. What if Nick's wife got her hands on it? Huh? You know
how she's always snooping through our closets and drawers. While she
wouldn't see my face on the film, she would surely recognize our
bedroom!" 

The stupidity of her actions, and her having decided for both of us,
made me absolutely livid, and weirdly crazy. Foaming at the mouth
crazy. We didn't just argue over it, we got to the throwing and
breaking things real fast. The more we said, the worse it got. We were
on a fast track to splitsville, and for the life of me, I couldn't
stop it. Or help myself. I now just wanted to hurt her.

Then my hate for Nick roared out and showed itself. Vehemently.
Followed quickly by my hatred of her for cheating with Nick behind my
back in the first place. I yelled at her that I knew all about her
lying, cheating affair with my so-called friend. I knew she knew I
already knew, but I threw it at her anyway, but making her affair seem
as cheap and gawdy as I could. With as many curse words tossed in as I
come up with.

I yelled at her how I had heard her at the Ramada, ho ho, telling Nick
she would only suck him off because yadda, yadda. This little tidbit
she didn't know, and it hit her hard. Possibly because I had revealed
my clever, snooping, playing detective side to her. I called her a
lying, cheating whore cunt, and much, much worse. I was hurt, and
angry, and pissed. And totally out of control. 

The capper came when I picked up one of her favorite Hummel figurines-
-a precious possession her late mother had bought for her--and crashed
it through our glass-topped coffee table. I looked down at the array
of different type glass, almost chortling away at my cleverness, and
when I looked back up to find the target of my uncontrollable rage, I
saw her in the bedroom, packing a suitcase.

This took the wind out of my sails--but not fully--and I slumped down
on the couch, both wanting to rush to her and ask her forgiveness, but
still angry with her. My mind was totally fucked up. I sat there,
undecided on any a course of action. Then I watched her, silently,
mutely, as she headed toward the front door, a suitcase in each hand.
I wanted to call to her, but I was afraid to speak. Afraid of what
would pour out of me. My overall anger had subsided greatly, but it
was still there, hanging over me like a horrible black cloud . . .

* * * * * *

CLARA WAS GONE, and I just sat there, staring foolishly at the closed
door. I couldn't seem to move, and my head was full of thoughts of
what would be happening to her within mere hours. I knew she would
call Nick, in spite of her feelings for his wife. And Nick would
easily, could easily, concoct a story to get out of the house, with
his very trusting wife none the wiser.

They would go to a hotel, a motel, a friend's house. Wherever. And be
together. The two cheaters in my life. I felt left out, and totally
alone. Abandoned by them both. But I still had smoldering embers of
anger within me. I looked down at the broken glass, and maniacally
screamed out, "Hah! Who needs ya? Ya big dummies!" I would have been
happy as a clam to know they had heard me.

I had seen Nick in action, so I knew what he would soon be doing with
her, to her, and even for her. The vivid images of them coupling, so
feverishly, so wildly, were burned into my brain, as if etched there
by some godlike Davinci. 

The pictures in my mind could easily be regarded as some strange space
alien's unprocessed, and X-rated, DVD film, with my mind acting as the
catalyst that brought it to life. In living color, and with motion,
and I even had a pause button. I could stop them, Clara and nick, in
mid-fuck as it were, and examine even the blond hairs on her nipples,
the twisting and curling, wiry dark hairs of his pubic area. In my
mind's eye, I could see it all with crystal clarity.

But for now, all I could do was stare at a closed wooden door . . .

* * * * * *

WEEKS PASSED, then months. I went to work and performed like a zombie.
I hadn't seen either Nick, or Clara, in this interval. I came home and
lived like a zombie, dead inside, but having to exist. And with the
images of them continually playing in my head, over and over . . .

I was becoming obsessed with the images, and driven to distraction. I
couldn't go ten minutes without the two of them popping into my head,
fucking and sucking each other with total, animalistic abandonment. My
work was beginning to suffer. And bore me. I couldn't even force
myself to concentrate on it. It seemed only a necessity, a necessity
needed by me to eat and pay rent.

Another week went by.

People, too, were starting to annoy me. Greatly. Everything they said
seemed to be knee-deep in nonsense and meaningless concepts. 

"How are you?" Who the fuck really cared? 

"I bought a brand new riding mower over the weekend!" Fuck you, you
status-seeking, keep-up-with-the-neighbors moron! 

"I saw a great film last night." Yeah, as if you would know a great
film from Genoa salami, you freakin' idiot!

And even worse, I knew it. Knew I was obsessed, nay, bewitched, by it
all. And I also knew, even as I sat there watching the closed door
again, that I could do nothing at all to change it. I was too hooked
on it, these images from hell.

It was all too delicious. Too intoxicating. Too exciting. I hadn't
been this sexually aroused in all my life, not even in my halcyon
days, the salad days of my youth. 

But it was wearing on me, too. The images would flood in and, within
seconds, I would be harder than at any time in my history. With my
erection needing immediate relief--if I were to vanquish the head
pictures--which I fulfilled by masturbating. I was masturbating so
often, during any given day, my prick was now chronically sore. And
twice, it had bled, with the blood intermingling with my sperm. Many
small red flecks among the white.

And another week bit the dust.

To aid me, and to give me some escape, I was now foolishly drinking to
excess. But, amazingly, even when I was blotto, the images remained,
seemingly even more vivid to my booze-soaked brain. How many times now
had I jerked off in a drunken stupor? Sometimes falling asleep right
on the edge of the bed, awakening to find my hand still on my dick,
telling me the mission had failed. I promptly took the problem in hand
and finished the task.

If I was to retain any of the sanity I hoped I still had left, and
stop the dick soreness, I knew I had to do something. And quickly,
before I drank myself into oblivion, and the death I knew was sure to
follow. 

But for now, I needed a little drink. 

I went into the kitchen and got chipped ice from the icemaker. Then
hurried back into the living room, carrying the frozen ice in cupped
hands. 

I went over to the liquor cabinet, sloppily dumped the ice into a
glass, and fixed myself a stiff Scotch and water. I took a sip and
looked over at the closed front door, as if it might offer up an
answer to my plight. I stared at, willing it to speak to me, to tell
me what I must do, how to go about saving myself, but the dumb door
kept acting as if it was nothing more than a door . . . damn it all to
hell!

I should have felt foolish doing this foolishness, but I didn't. I was
glad for this stupid game-playing distraction. For the moment, anyway,
my mind seemed free of Nick and Clara. No images of them arose. Yet.
But I knew they were on the way. They were just waiting in the wings
for the door to tire of me, its boredom brought about by the
frustration of its trying to communicate with an animate object, and
then Nick and Clara would take their turn at center stage. In their
tight-fitting costumes of naked flesh.

I chug-a-lugged the drink, and burned my throat in the doing, which
forced me to cough several times. Which, in turn, made me need
something liquid. So I made myself another drink. Even stiffer this
time, if that was even possible.

I finished the drink quickly and had two more. Both downed with great
dispatch. The effect of the liquor was now doing its job of keeping
the images at bay, but I knew it wouldn't be effective for too long.
It never was. Tonight was no exception. 

Shit! I needed a drink.

Then suddenly, there she was, Clara, in all her glory, and naked, her
breasts quivering and jiggling, her naked skin glistening as she took
her place upon the acting boards. Then she just stood there, waiting.
Waiting for her naked Nick, who never missed a cue, or an enter stage
left demand. I closed my eyes, and waited for him, too.

He now walked, no, he now strutted onto the platform, his magnificent
nine-inch cock leading the way. It was thrust upward into the air at a
forty-five degree angle, with its large cock head wobbling from side
to side, cobra-like. My brain now applauded the image of him, as did
Clara. He bowed from the waist as if thanking his audience then stood
up and pointed down at his burgeoning prick. A cue to the lovely,
naked Clara. She smiled at him, with a smile that hurt me deeply.

Then, heeding his cock cue, Clara quickly went to him and knelt down
before his nakedness. Her small, dainty hand reached out for his
massively thick and hairy cock base. I took another sip, a long sip.
The evening's show had begun and I had front row seats. I glanced at
the door. "Ha ha, I see that," I said out loud, "my seat is better
than your seat! Neener, neener, neener!" I was happy.

I watched as Clara sucked Nick's cock with a fervor and passion I felt
she had kept well hidden from me. Her head bobbed and weaved; even
twisting itself here and there, as she laved his humongous member with
a mouth I personally knew was the hottest on earth. Her eyes were wide
open and staring right into his pubic area. And she looked as if she
loved seeing what she was looking at.

From time to time, all of his thick, nine-inches would disappear
completely into her face, her spittle dripping into his groin hairs,
and her tongue showing itself and lapping wetly at the bottom of his
large, hairy scrotum. 

And her moaning! She sounded as if she tasted the sweetest candy made
by God. And couldn't get enough of it. I would give an arm just to
hear her moan that way, even one time, with me. Fuck it; throw in a
leg, too. Who needs 'em?

Then, an amazing thing happened! The images of them disappeared.
Kaput! As if, all of a sudden, the movie player had broken down. I
giddily, tipsily, and quite idiotically, thought of searching for the
remote, but quickly realized, dumbly, that there wasn't a remote for
images that only existed in my mind. 

Then I heard, quite clearly, "I have the answer, Arthur, to your Clara
and Nick dilemma!" I opened my eyes and looked toward the door,
feeling insanity dancing inside my brain. Or was it merely that I was
that drunk? I stared at the door, as if waiting for it to speak again.
And, a moment later, it did just that . . .

"Sorry it took me so long, pal, but we doors are notorious for our
procrastination. Comes from having nothing to do all day long but
swing on hinges. Capish?" 

I nodded, numbly, and was, to say the least, totally flabbergasted.
Doors don't speak. Not in the real world, anyway. Any fool knows that
simple, undeniable fact. But I knew why I could hear the door. Simple.
I had gone bonkers, round the old bend, a candidate for the funny
farm, or the loony bin. But, oddly, I still felt sane. But, I reminded
myself, isn't that how all insane people feel? They're sane; it's the
rest of the world that's crazy.

However, if I was now insane, fuck it was my attitude. I could be as
delightfully insane as the best of them! I headed for the liquor
cabinet; weaving a bit during the short trip, and said to the wood
door, "Need a refill. Don't go away! I'll be right back." I laughed.
Because where the fuck would the door go to anyhow? To my neighbor? Ha
ha! I now picture my door knocking on a door! With its knob! How else?
Doors suck in the hands department. I was silly and girlishly giddy.
And as drunk as a sailor on payday. 

"Whee!" I said out loud as I tried to find the bottle of Scotch that
was now playing hide-and-seek with me. "Where are you, Scotchie
Wotchy? Oh, there you are, you rat-bashtard! Trying to fuck my bottle
of Vermouth, were you? Well, pal, I'll let you in on a little shecret
. . . secret . . . she'sh shpoken for . . . you dumb shit . . . by
that gentlemanly bottle of cor, cor, corvosheeay, who, at thish very
moment, looks as if he wants to wring your long, glassy neck. Sho,
buddy, behave yourself, you shilly sit!" There! That told him.

I laughed some more, feeling good by doing so. "Ha ha ha ha!" My laugh
sounded maniacal, and identical to a crazy person's laugh, as if I had
ever even heard a truly insane person laugh.

The door said, quite nicely and politely I thought, "Take your time,
chum, I got all night!" This made me laugh heartily, too, and caused
me to spill the Scotch bottle I was aiming wobbily at the rim of the
now too small glass. This spilling action made me laugh anew.

"Waste not, want not!" I mumbled. Then, bending from my waist, I
lapped up the spilled Scotch from off the cabinet's white Formica-clad
extended shelf. The Scotch tasted raw and pungent, its sharp tang
being undiminished by the shaved ice. It burned my throat and caused
me to cough, which sent my spittle flying into the ice bucket. I said,
out loud, "Shorry!" Then I heard the door say, "Tsk, tsk, tsk and tut,
tut, tut!" I was being properly chastised by an entrance necessity.

"Tell me door," I said, looking over at it. "Do you have a name other
than door?" I giggled, and then took a sip. I was ready for anything
now. Talking doors included.

"Yeah, chummy . . . my friends call me Portal." I laughed again, so
hard and strong, I spilled my drink, and then fell to my knees,
clutching at my stomach with my free hand, and using it to hold my
gut, which had started to ache. 

I then fairly yelled out, "Portal! Of course! How fucking obvious. I
should have guessed! And your brother's name is Access!" I roared with
laughter now, my stomach hurting something awful. "And, and, and your
sister is called, naturally enough, Ingress! Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha
Ha ha! Or is it Stoa? Ha ha Ha ha Ha ha!" I was delirious. And
stopping my laughter was beyond my abilities.

I rolled around on the floor now, as giddy as an insane idiot; the
Scotch spilled onto the carpet, and the chipped ice making little
diamonds in the nap, with the empty glass clutched tightly in my hand.
I was gone. Ga ga. Out of it. 

I looked down at the carpet and thought of becoming a diamond
merchant. Hell, I was sitting on a fortune! No wonder they called it
ice! Diamonds were ice! And I had a refrigerator full of the shit! And
it had an automatic diamond maker, too! Just hit the button, Jack, and
voila! And you're as rich as Croessus. I threw my head back and
laughed as loud as I could.

To ease the stomach pains, and because I couldn't stop laughing, I
started pounding on the carpet with both fists. Alternately my fists
while hammering at it, as if trying to make it behave and lie even
flatter. Dumb rug! This thought, too, struck me as very funny, and
made me laugh even harder. 

My juiced-up mind now wanted the rug to speak to me. Door like. To at
least protest the vicious beating I was giving it. But the fucking rug
wouldn't talk! Not a word. Doors, I reasoned, as if discovering
something unknown to mankind, are much smarter than rugs. Just as pigs
are much smarter than dogs. Everyone knows that truism, everyone
except the pig. And the dumb old dog. 

"Cat got your tongue?" I screamed at the carpet. I waited a decent
interval, giving it a fair chance to say something. But it was either
deaf, or dog-dumb, and had chosen to give me the silent treatment by
clamming up on me, its angry interrogator. I beat it with my fists a
few times, yelling, "Talk, talk, talk!" But it was made of stern
stuff, and wouldn't utter a word.

So I hit it even harder, and said, my voice rising, "Take that, you
deaf dog-mute!" I followed this up with more hard whacks and yelled,
this time at the top of my lungs, "This'll teach you to play dog-dumb
with me, you nappy pile of crap!" Gotta show them rugs and carpets
just who the boss is around here, don'tcha now?

I finally tired of my rug beating and looked weakly, and bleary-eyed,
toward my door, toward Portal. It, now a he to me, just stood there,
not saying a word about what he had just witnessed. I was glad, for
the last thing I wanted now was to be chastised by a wooden door named
Portal. 

Still sitting on the carpet, and supporting myself on one hand, I
stared at the door, waiting for something to happen. An odd thought
flashed through my mind. The door's lower hinge squeaked in the
summertime, and I had put off oiling it. It always squeaked with each
opening and closing, faithfully. I knew now the door had tried to
communicate with me, through the language of the Doors, the squeaky
language humans frequently choose to ignore. 

I was suddenly impressed by Portal's ability to withstand the shameful
ordeal I had so callously let exist, and by his saying nothing more to
me than a mild squeak as I used him, uncaringly, for entry, and
another equally feeble squeak on my way out. I felt contrite.

I wanted to apologize to the door. To Portal. To say it's not my
fault, old door. I don't comprehend Doorsian too well, so how could I
have known your pain, your shame? Let me make it up to you with a
good, drenching of 3-in-1 oil. OK? Friends again? Let's shake on it,
shall we, Portal? Here's my hand, give me your knob.

But I was silent, not saying a word to Portal. I felt he wouldn't
understand me. How could he? I no longer understood myself . . .

* * * * * *

I WOKE UP, but I couldn't remember going to sleep. I had slept in my
clothes, that much was evident, and now felt that well-known icky
feeling all over me, especially in my feet, which seemed to be way to
big now for the shoes I hadn't removed. With my eyes refusing to open
for fear light might enter and immediately blind me for life, I
pondered my caged feet, and this icky phenomena. 

As a scientist might.

Three things had possibly taken place to make my feet feel the way
they did: My shoes had shrunk. My socks had expanded in ply width. Or
my feet had gotten fatter, especially my toes. They felt twice as big
as normal.

Aha! The first two were impossible, ergo, my feet had fattened up!
Write this down, before you forget it: Sleeping with your shoes on
promotes fat feet! 

I mused: Would the corollary of sleeping with your hat on lead to a
bigger head? Had my unremoved shorts made my dick fatter? Should I
start measuring it?

Perhaps, I funned to myself, that's Nick's secret! He never takes his
shorts off! Even when showering! I was on a roll with my scientific
probing.

Now, if I could get my hands on the son-of-a-bitch imp who stuck all
those sharp needles into my eyes during the night, and stuffed 30
cotton balls into my mouth, I'd rip his heart out with my bare hands,
then eat it raw. 

Shit, I needed a drinkie poo.

With my burning, stinging eyes half-lidded, keeping light at bay, I
stumbled around the apartment, as a blind man would, one who knows
where everything is, but still plays it cautiously cagey. 

A trip to the fridge got me a small can of V-8 juice. I stuffed the
cold can into my trouser's right pants pocket, feeling the iciness of
the can on my thigh through the pocket's thin inner material. This
immediately made my left pocket jealous, so I stuffed it with chipped
ice. Ah . . . I felt in balance for the first time today.

Still afraid to see fully, I furniture-groped my way to the liquor
cabinet and easily, ha ha, found a glass, a tall one. I emptied my
left pocket into it. I felt proud of myself. I could handle blind. No
problem, son. But, hey, God, I'm in no rush to test it out, OK? 

Believing it was OK with Him, I found the Vodka, a nice switch from
Scotch, and poured what I felt was a jigger of it into the glass, if,
that is, a jigger is measured as four fat fingers. Shit, I told
myself, leave some room for the V-8, buddy! Hey, I then told myself,
I'm not stupid. This has been carefully planned, don'tcha know? 

I pulled the juice out of its pants pocket hiding place, popped its
pull-tab, and poured the entire contents, willy-nilly, into the tall
glass. Then I watched, but with only one squinting eye, fascinated, as
V-8 sloshed over the rim and puddled up on the white Formica shelf.
Oh, well, nobody's perfect! I bent over and sipped from the liquid
surface of the glass top, in preparation of picking the glass up. The
few sips tasted only of V-8, and obviously needed stirring to bring
out the Vodka's flavor. 

I marveled at how easily such a simple task as making a friggin'
Bloody Mary, sans celery, could become a disaster in my klutzy hands.
Shit, I mused, if it absolutely needed celery, my ineptness in
shearing off a stalk would put the bloody in Bloody Mary. I squinted
at my hands, just to make sure I hadn't sliced and diced them and
forgotten about it. Aside from the visible trembling, they looked
fairly normal. Goody, goody! I wouldn't lose any masturbation time!
You hearing me, Nick and Clara?

Oops! I shouldn't have thought that! Here comes Nick and Clara!
Entering stage right, in the buff, and holding hands. They gaily skip
onto the stage, like kids, her tits jiggling and swaying, his cock
jutting out, cutting through the air like a meaty saber, and his big,
hairy balls bouncing all around, slapping themselves loudly against
his legs. Go away, you two, can't you see I'm busy? They ignored me,
right there in my very own mind.

Nick lifted Clara up and, with an expertise that comes from years of
practice, impaled her cunt on his mighty dick. Her arms were around
his thick, muscular neck, and she looked demented with lust. 

I stirred the Bloody Mary with my finger, lifted the glass, took a big
sip, and watched them perform their lewd act. Nick turned to his left
a bit, showing her ass fully to me. He smiled at me. He had her firmly
by the ass cheeks and was raising and lowering her with apparent ease,
as if she weighed no more than air.

"Like what you see, Arthur?" Nick said, looking directly at me, and
moving Clara up and down on his pussy-stretching shaft. "Clara rides
my big, fat prick very well, don't you think?" I stared at him over
the rim of the glass, and nodded. It was true. She did. In spite of
the fact that his cock looked, as it sawed in an out of her, as if it
was trying to cut her in two and, in my opinion, it might very well
succeed in the task. 

I now stared at her pussy and saw her pubic hairs surrounding his
cock's wide girth, to the point where I couldn't distinguish her hairs
from his, except when she was at the shaft's uppermost positions. In
those positions, her pussy reminded me of a strange, hairy mouth, a
large, inhuman hairy mouth that was sucking him off. And enjoying it
immensely. 

Just as the hairy mouth reached the cock's ridged flange, it would
swoop downward, seemingly unaided by Nick, and deep throat him, all
the way down to his balls. It was so fascinating.

Her back to me, Clara said, "You like watching us fuck, Arthur?" I
nodded, but then realized she couldn't see me, so I said, out loud,
"Oh, yes, Clara, very much!" 

She threw her head back and laughed. Then she screamed. "Oooooh, Nick,
I'm going to cum! Oh, yeah, oh god, here I go, right now. Oh, darling
Nicky, oh yeah, oh God, oh yeah, oh yeah! You hearing me, Arthur?" I
nodded, not caring to voice a yes.

Her whole body trembled violently, and then she said, "Oh, Nicky, no
one, absolutely no one, makes me cum the way you do. I love you,
darling, with all my heart and soul. You hear that, Arthur?" I ignored
the bitch by not even nodding. 

She then squeezed her arms around his neck tightly, and kissed him, a
fierce, passionate kiss, a kiss reserved only for the truest of
lovers.

I hated Nick. For fucking Clara as only he could, and for giving me a
roaring erection. I unzipped and fished out my hard, erect cock. I
watched them, knowing that although I was their prisoner, and their
captive audience, they were also mine, and couldn't leave the stage
until my orgasm gave them permission to do so. We had a symbiotic
relationship, if nothing else.

As I stroked my cock, feeling a soreness in it, I watched as Nick
lowered Clara to the floor and said, in that super manly voice of his,
"Now, darling, suck and clean all your cunt juices from off my
magnificent prick and, when you've finished, I want to cum in your
mouth." She obeyed, and before you could say squat, she had his cock
in her mouth and was bathing it with her saliva, sucking it clean.

Nick said, "Her mouth's talents know no bounds, eh, Art?" I nodded,
dopey-like.

Then, feeling a sensation that signaled I could cum soon, I fast-
forwarded the scene a tad. Nick's big, hairy cock, with the cum-laden
hairy balls, was unloading a huge amount of cum; I imagined at least a
gallon, into Clara's eager, talented-without-no-bounds mouth. 

She was sputtering, her cheeks puffing in and out, bellows-like, as
she swallowed as much as she could handle, with much of the gallon
escaping past her lips, and waterfalling down onto her knees, and the
wooden boards of the stage, creating a large puddle of his cum. 

Nick pulled his cock out of her and finished his superhuman cum deluge
on her face. In a trice, Clara's face, neck, and shoulders, was awash
in his sticky sperm. I watched as gravity made lots of it cascade down
onto her tits, dripping then onto her belly, and finally finding the
hidey-hole between her legs.

Bingo! It's my turn, Nick. With my eyes closed, and a feeling of utter
bliss all through me, I shot my load . . . I know not where. When
drained, I opened my eyes and discovered that the "where" was the
surface of my Bloody Mary concoction. 

My white cum stood out starkly from its vegetable juice background,
and floated on it, with a billion sperm undoubtedly drowning in the
mixture and, also undoubtedly--and given their almost nonexistent
weight--getting rip-roaring drunk on Vodka. "Belly up to the bar,
boys, it's your last day on earth." I had whispered this, for some
strange reason, hoping it had escaped Portal's ears. I didn’t think of
the fact that he had no ears to hear with.

"Waste not, want not." I said out loud. I grabbed a swizzle stick,
stirred the new mix fully, and took a sip. Amazingly, I had discovered
a new use for cum! It didn't taste bad at all. It was as if I had
merely added some salty onions to the drink. Celery, eat ya heart out!


I looked at the talking door. "Cheers, Portal, old thing." I took a
long swig, and swallowed. The aftertaste reminded me that cum wasn't
that easily cut. I could taste its sting in the back of my throat with
each and every new swallow of my saliva. 

I looked at the acting stage in my mind. Nick and Clara were gone,
resting no doubt, from their recent sexcapades. Good! They might have
said something truly embarrassing to me about my new sperm-loaded
drink discovery, which, on the sperm of the moment, ha ha, I had
decided to call a Cummy Clara! Do newly invented drinks, I mused, need
to be patented? Or do the inventors merely rejoice in their silent,
anonymous fame? I had no idea.

"Hey, Harry," I said out loud for Portal's amusement, "There's nothing
like a Cummy Clara, buddy, to cure a hangover, you know what I mean?"
Then, using a British accent for Harry, I said, "Bob's your uncle,
guv'nor, and that bleedin' strange, oniony aftertaste gives you an
instant erect. Me wife's taken to making 'em for me every night now!
Cheers for Cummy Clara, mate." I giggled like a schoolgirl at my
drollery. 

Then I heard from Portal. He was, at last, awake. Or do doors, like
sharks, never need sleep?

"You're a pip, Arthur, a real pip. An insane pip, to be sure, but a
lovable one, too. Good morning, Arthur, did you sleep well? Or did
having your clothes on give you that icky feeling we doors never need
to experience?"

"Icky, but good morning to you, too, Portal." I lifted my drink and
toasted him.

"Oh, well, C'est  la vie! as French doors like to say. But we have
more important matters to discuss. Your Nick and Clara dilemma. Ready
for my advice?" I nodded, with great anticipation coming over me.

"It's simple, old pip. You've got to kill Nick, before these
shenanigans kill you!" 

I was stunned. I had expected something with more, shall we say, deep
insight in it, something with ageless wisdom behind it. What did
Portal have in mind next? Hiring a hit man? Wiring Nick's car with
explosives?

I glared at Portal. "That's crazy, and out of the question. Even if I
knew it would work, and I would get away with it, and Clara would be
all mine, there's no fucking way I can kill anybody. My mother didn't
raise me that way. Shit, Portal, even my father was against killing .
. . of any kind." I glared at Portal. "He thought hunting for sport
was barbaric. 

"He hated the fact that we had to kill chickens in order to eat them.
He felt God has gotten it all wrong when it came to chickens. They
should be, my father would say, like peaches, unfeeling and edible.
Grown in chicken orchards, and picked at their ripest and plumpest.
Or, he would also say, chickens should have the magical ability to be
eaten, but immediately reappear, alive and well, pecking away and no
worse for the wear." I took a deep breath before plunging on. 

"So, Portal, killing Nick is out!" I could swear I saw portal tremble,
as if in anger at my poo-pooing his wonderful suggestion. To lighten
the atmosphere somewhat, I said, quite jovially I thought, "Hey,
Portal, don't go getting unhinged on me!" 

This had me laughing so hard my chest ached. I struggled to speak, and
finally managed, "Any other bright ideas?" Clutching my chest, I
stared at him.

"Yeah, pippy . . . if you won't kill nick, then go and kill Clara!"
Doors named Portal, it appeared, are not the brightest bulbs in the
package. So much for a door opening and leading to great wisdom.

"Listen, Portal," I said, as if speaking to a child. "If I won't kill
nick, why the fuck do you think I'd up and kill Clara? Didn't you hear
me when I mentioned my father and his chicken story? For crissakes,
Portal, get it through your plywood head . . . I'm not a killer . . .
I don't do murder!" That told him, I felt. 

"Yes, you are, Arthur. I saw you kill a billion or so of your living
sperm, and then, most cannibally I thought, drink them down, as if
they mattered for nothing at all. And then, you hypocrite, you
relished the salty onion taste left behind by their little corpses!
And I'm sure your mother didn't raise you that way. Or did she?" He
sounded too fucking smug, if you ask me.

But shit! He had me there. I didn't know what to say, or how to answer
him. How do you explain to a door that sperm is expendable? And how do
I tell Portal that billions, trillions, and even gazillions, are
killed every day as a matter of course? That it's not murder, its . .
. it's . . . what? I couldn't find the word with my fuzzy, boozed-up,
and hung over brain.

Portal said, viciously almost, "Even your lovely Clara is a cannibal!
Tell me, if you can, old chum, how many live spermatozoa has she
swallowed in her lifetime, eh?" I immediately pictured Clara's mouth
puffing in and out as she swallowed Nick's copious discharge.
Zincadrillions? Kerzillions? We would need to coin a new word for the
infinite count.

"Listen, Portal, that's different. It's not considered murder to knock
off sperm. Think of it more like . . . uh . . . oh . . . a sacrifice!
Yeah, that's it! Sperm willingly sacrifice themselves, quite
altruistically I should add . . . so we men can have some pleasure." I
was warming up to it now, ready to teach the door all about it. 

"You see, Portal, sperms get bored just hanging around waiting for a
shot at getting a woman pregnant. Bored silly! And, because each and
every one of them little critters knows only one will make it to the
female's egg, they figure, what the hell, might as well make my man
happy." It sounded good to me. But to Portal?

"Gee, Arthur, I had no idea. Please accept my most humble apology. I
am truly sorry I misjudged you. And Clara, too. I know now it's not
murder, it's love." Whew! Am I good at bullshit, or am I good at
bullshit?

"Apology accepted, Portal. Now, what can I do about my problem?"

Portal thought for a moment, then said, excitedly, "I know! I'll
hypnotize you, and make you forget all about your insane obsession.
It'll be fun, too. What say you, Arthur? You game?" 

I told Portal I was game, and up for it. What the hell, went my
reasoning. I had to do something. And, who knows? It just might work,
however foolish I now felt even thinking about it. I took a long swig
of Cummy Clara and sat down on the couch. Then looked over at Portal,
my new door friend.

Portal seemed to sway from side to side, hypnotically, his hinges
gently squeaking. "Now, Arthur, your eyelids are becoming very heavy.
You can't keep them up. They're closing. And, you're feeling very,
very sleepy . . . "

* * * * * *

I AWOKE the next day and felt more refreshed than I had in ages. I
glanced at the bedside clock. Holy Moley, I had slept fifteen hours
straight! 

I showered quickly, put on my favorite robe, a ten-year old terry
cloth, and briskly walked to the kitchen for some coffee. I walked on
buoyant legs, with a spring in them, and a lightness all through me
that bordered on the mystical. I felt, if challenged, I could walk on
water.

I tried to get Portal's attention by humming loudly, but he was either
asleep or ignoring me. Oh, well, I finally said to myself, when he
comes around, he comes around. And, if he never spoke to me again,
well, that too was fine with me. Especially with the wonderful way I
was feeling today. 

Thinking of Portal now, I realized I couldn't remember the last time
we had talked to each other. Was it just yesterday? Last night? I
couldn't remember, and it frustrated me. Because it seemed somehow
important that I remember. But, at the same time, it seemed okay to
forget, as if someone had given me permission to do so. 

However, try as I might, the only words I could remember coming out of
Portal, and possiblly the last words he had uttered to me, now sounded
inane to me, as if spoken by a linguistic pedant. "You will never
remember the things I now tell you to always forget!" 

The sentence seemed idiotic to me, and unnecessarily drawn out. Like
taking a ten block roundabout trip just to go one block. It also
vaguely reminded me of the childish lunacy in Alice in Wonderland, but
I didn't know why. I did know, however, that thinking hard was giving
me a headache. So, before I let it spoil my thus far nice day, I
switched my attention back to fixing the coffee.

The coffee, for a change, was perfect. Its usual bitter taste was
absent. Even the sugar in it tasted special, as if the absolute
correct amount had been used. I drank it with relish and gusto. I was
alive, and feeling absolutely wonderful and grateful to be so. 

Then my doorbell rang, its chimes sounding strangely beautiful to me.
Ding-dong, ding-dong-ding! I purposely ignored it, hoping it would
repeat itself for my benefit. I wasn't disappointed. Ding-dong, ding-
dong-ding! I waited even more. Ding-dong, ding-dong-ding! How lovely
they sounded, like the tinkle of Tibetan temple bells.

"Coming," I yelled out on my way to the door. I threw it open, and
there she was, whoever she was. She was so beautiful, I totally forgot
I had my hand on a door named Portal.

"Geezy peezy, Arthur, I thought you'd died!" She kissed me lightly on
the lips and pushed past me, as if she had done this many times
before. I went along with what I now considered to be a joke. No doubt
one sprung on me by Portal, that playful, frisky pixie. Besides, the
strange woman was delighting me in just looking at her. 

She said, "Arthur, can we talk . . . ?" She reminded me of Joan
Rivers.

"Later!" I snarled, feeling the new me take hold. I then reached out
and took her into my new, bold-as-brass confident arms. I then got
even bolder, inspired by her lack of resistance to me.

"Kiss me!" I said to her, half expecting a slap across my puss.
Instead, she put her arms around my neck, and planted a good one on
me. A good juicy one, with her tongue playfully teasing mine. A good
kisser, I thought, even if she turns out to be Joan Rivers.

She broke the kiss, but left her arms around my neck. She looked me
right in the eyes, and said, "Whew, Arthur, I take it you missed me!"
Well, I miss . . . "

To shut her up, I kissed her again. Then I heard the lovely creature
moan, obviously enthralled with my fantastic kiss. "Mmmm!" So I kept
kissing her. At one point, she broke from the kiss and said, "Your
hair smells nice." I had no idea what she meant by the remark, so I
kissed her again.

I felt my now erect cock's head hurting itself against the robe's
rough terry cloth interior. I tugged at the robe's belt, pulled it
away, and felt the robe part, exposing my naked front to her. Sensing
my action, she put a hand down and found my cock. She squeezed it a
few times, and moaned again. Whoever she was, I had no doubts that I
would fuck her. But first things first . . .

"On your knees, love!" I commanded, feeling like a new man all over.
She obeyed, without even the slightest of protest.

"Now, suck me off, woman!" The woman did and, in minutes, I came in
her mouth. I then instructed her to clean all her cunt juices from my
prick. She did, and I was impressed by her devotion to the task.

"Now, cunt, let's fuck!" The word cunt put a sour look on her face,
but I didn't care. She seemed the willing sex slave, and that's all
that mattered to the new me at the moment.

I fucked her, but with an animalistic passion I felt she had never
known in her entire life. I was, if I may say so myself, absolutely
magnificent. I pounded her ass into the bed, making the bed squeak
loudly in protest. Then, just when she might suspect I was going to
tire, I let the dogs out! 

I hammered her. I rag-doll fucked her. I pummeled her pussy so hard; I
thought the bed would collapse. Squeak, squeak, squeak! She moaned and
yelled. I moaned and yelled. I sweated profusely. 

I was giving her the fuck of her life. Using a new dick on her that
was beyond magnificent, it was mystical and godlike. And long, and
fat, and thick, and as hard as tungsten steel. 

Then I yelled, magnificently, and at the top of my lungs, "Oh, God!
Oh, God! I'm cumming, baby, hold still and take me! Oh, God! Oh, God!
Now! It's cumming now! Can you feel it? Oh, God!" And I heard her say,
quite clearly, unlike some men, that she could feel me cumming, and
she enjoyed saying it so much, she said it again.

Then I collapsed upon her, my sweat splushing between us. I then
kissed her, passionately, the way true lovers do, and then crawled up
beside her and cuddled her to my sweaty, hot body. 

As she snuggled sweetly into my arms, I asked her to tell me her name.
She sat up, rigidly, and looked right at me. A look of puzzlement and
anger on her face.

"My name? My name? Arthur, what the hell's wrong with you? You've been
acting weird ever since I got here. And what's with all that 'Oh, God,
I'm cumming, baby!' crap you were yelling out?  In a deep voice that
sounded just like Nick." She grabbed a breath before going on. The
puzzled look had left her face, but the look of anger remained. "I
don't get it, Arthur.You'd think seven years together would count for
something, and you'd be eager for us to talk. But, no, all you wanted
to do was practically rape me the instant I walked through the door,
without even so much as a 'How ya been, Clara? Long time no see.'
What's wrong with you, Arthur? Huh? What the fuck's wrong with you?"
She was glaring at me now.

I looked at her, this Clara woman, but I was unable to speak. It was
obvious she knew me, and very well, and I should have known her, too,
but for the life of me, I had no idea who she was. She didn't seem
even slightly familiar to me. 

Staring back at her now, I racked my brain for even a shred of a
glimmer of recognition for her, but I found none there. Clara was as
unknown and as alien to me as a visitor from outer space. The only
name I could muster up from my memory banks, the only name I could
even hazily remember, was Portal . . .

The End.