Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. DISCLAIMER: Everything written in this story is fiction and does not reflect any opinions of the author directly. This is simple fantasy and should be treated as such. WARNING: This story contains sex with minors. If this is too much for you, you should not read any further. Juli 12th Dear diary, my mom is such a slut! And it's only getting worse and worse! I even heard missus P from across the street call her the neighborhood bike. Not really sure what that's about, but the way she made that sound it isn't a good thing. I seriously can't wait for summer vacation to end. Like today, it already started real early. It read 5.44 on my alarm clock when I woke up to mom moaning and screaming like a cheap whore while daddy was fucking her. Don't they know how thin the wall is between their bedroom and mine? Dad was hammering her as usual. It's easy because those bedsprings creak something terrible. I peeked a few times through the keyhole because I was curious what all the racket was about, so I can just listen and imagine what it's looking like. Mom with her legs up in the air against dad's shoulders and him just bouncing on top of her. I know mom is just faking it, because dad's dick is hardly big enough for her to react like that. And then she always gets on my case about lying! What's up with that? Of course, like usual, dad had to keep going endlessly, so that he had to rush to make it in time to leave for work around 6.30. I'm pretty sure that's why mom always makes his lunches somewhere late at night the day before, because if dad was late he'd just get in the way for the usual stuff. Which is as soon as the car powers down the driveway, is to go out into the backyard naked as you please with just her sunglasses and hat to lie down on the sunlounger to stick her big tits into the wind. This is when Roddy stops by on his way back from his paper route, like since the start of summer vacation. He's 13 and with this shaggy brown hair. Of late he doesn't even bother to wear a shirt anymore, or bother with underwear under his shorts. If you ask me, he's not really much to look at, but he sure has a big dick. Not that I get why she bothers with it, since it's pants down walking into the backyard, climb between her legs, hump her until he cums and then collect his shorts when leaving. He's come and gone in under a minute. And I can't help think that he's actually trying to beat his record. But it could be that mom does it as some kind of warming up, though I don't see why with dad fucking her like that. It's like four or five minutes later that Jeff the postman shows up. Always with the same lame joke that he's there with a "special deliver". It was cute the first three times, but I just don't get how they can keep repeating this same shit every single day. Like always mom asks what it is and Jeff whips his cock out of his trunks, hard as can be, and waves it around, saying that is it. Mom tells him to bring it closer and then starts talking about how delicious it looks, but she's not sure whether she wants to accept it. I still haven't figured out how she swallow that whole damn thing, but that's when Jeff starts to strip. And seriously! That guy is ripped like Arnold Schwarzenegger! Even his ass is ripped and rippling while she blows him. As soon as she pulls back for air, he lifts her up like she weighs nothing and starts fucking her standing up. And mom just moans and screams her head off while he treats her like a rag doll and making mom's tits bounce and jiggle, and her ass ripple in a whole different way when they slam into each other. Today he really must've been up for it, since he took much longer than usual and folded mom over BBQ counter a few minutes in to really lay it into her hard. I don't doubt the whole neighborhood heard mom howl as she came the three times in the half hour ride, before he added his spunk to the other two deposits. I know, because the first time Roddy fucked her, he said there was spunk coming out of her and it was gross, but if that's so, how come he fucked her anyways and keeps coming back, huh? And Jeff doesn't seem to care about it. Must've been over half an hour before Jeff finished and slapped her ass, telling her that was his delivery and had more deliveries to make. Mom like usual with her joke that it's just typical for postmen. Seeing a box, they have to stuff it with junk. It's so seriously lame! Mom didn't even have time to pull herself together this time before creepy Cromwell showed up. Seriously, I ever meet that guy on the street in his bathrobe, I run screaming in the opposite direction! Because I *know* what he's hiding underneath it. Just his voice is creepy, when he made some lewd comment about how she really was looking like a proper bitch, while chucking his bathrobe and get in behind her. I'm beginning to think he can't get it up unless he's tasting the spunk of other guys, since the first thing he does is lick her puss with that flabby piece of meat hanging between his flabby pasty legs. And keeping it going for so long she must be cleaned out before he actually has a pole. It was disgusting to watch him fuck mom the same that Jeff did, but that's nothing compared to hearing her scream and watch her cum just as hard. How that creep can do such a thing with that small thing I just can't see, but I've heard of mom faking it to know that this is the real deal. I'm pretty sure creepy Cromwell is even smaller than dad, but I don't really want to look at him, and mom sure doesn't spare a moment off sucking his cock as soon as he pulls out. Only to take a cream pie that she lets *him* lick off her face. Brrr. Creepy Cromwell! Only reason I bother with it, is because after he starts dressing, mom is getting started on breakfast and mom starts calling me down to help. Says that it's better for me to learn this already, than when I am actually moving out of the house and go study at a university. And she's really bitchy when I take too long. Wouldn't be such a problem if mom didn't insist I dress up. Which is so unfair! She doesn't bother to put anything on either! But I have to because "it would look bad in case someone saw me running around naked in the house"! Really dear diary, what a load of bull! There's more naked guys every day in our backyard for all too see than opportunities for anyone to spot me come down to the kitchen naked! After breakfast I pretended I needed to do homework, just to have an excuse to go back to my room. Can't tell whether my mom is really that gullible or she knows I don't bother with anything. She just tells me to study hard and saunters her bare tanned ass back into the backyard. Today the first to show was mister P from across the street, with some bullshit excuse that he was look for the family cat that ran off and asked whether she seen it. Everyone in the neighborhood knows it got runover by Roddy's mom's station wagon last winter. How mom can actually pretend to have an serious conversation while mister P is groping his crotch simply irks me. That fat sweaty fuck should do just like Roddy and chuck his clothes to get it done and over with. For the twenty minutes or so he was there, seventeen were wasted with nonsense chitchat and three minutes of him huffing and wobbling between her legs. I get why missus P won't give him any, though I don't think mister P would want any even if she did put out. I wonder wonder whether mister and missus P know Reggie also fucks my mom. He's 15 now and fat as fuck, but man can he fuck. Never mind he's a total pervert, hiding in the bushes naked to watch his dad fuck my mom. I don't think he's ever seen his own dick, but I sure I wish I was that lucky. I don't think I've ever seen it limp. He also doesn't say much. He just comes out as soon as mister P has left and climbs on top of my mom. Suck her tits, licks her feet and fucks her just as you please. Writing this now, diary, and it occurs to me that mom lets mister P fuck her, because Reggie'll be there straight after. And boy does she cum hard on lardboy. Guess you have to be a slut to find out who the best fucks are? What do you think, dear diary? Unbelievably, though, creepy Cromwell came around again today. Even before Reggie stopped bucking. And I swear to God, dear diary! He sucked him off on the spot while fondling that lard ass. I couldn't hear everything he said, but it's clear he was making a pass at Reggie. Talking a lot about his ass and how fuckable it looked. I'm pretty sure Reggie was harder than I've ever seen him before when disappeared into the bushes and creepy Cromwell ate my mom out a second time. I've begun to suspect there's more to my mom and creepy Cromwell when he only licked her long enough to get her off once and left without fucking her or even getting out of his bathrobe. I'm just not sure whether mom set this up or creepy Cromwell did, but he was definitely there for Reggie's spunk. Mom disappeared into the house for a bit after that to freshen up and came out again soon after with a drink and the radio. And you know what that means, dear diary. After all that, my mom was horny! The big slut that she is! And sure enough, as soon as she turned on that radio, it's like guys come out of the woodwork. She hardly even managed to lay down on her stomach on the sunlounger. First to arrive were some boys from the neighborhood. They must have been hanging around for the past few days, I think, since they dragged in little Sammy who turned ten last month. By now I'm sure my mom has become *the* place to come to to pop your cherry, though I wonder whether any of them still believe my mom is actually asleep with them crawling on top of her. Sammy needed some egging on to get started, but he had a decent stiffy once he dropped his pants and he was pretty bold with getting on top of her. It was over pretty fast, but Drew, Matt and Alex who brought Sammy to pop his cherry weren't very different with their first time. They each took turns "to show how it's done" and sure enough Sammy's second go showed a lot of improvement. He even copied Alex's habit to slap her ass while fucking *laugh*. As soon as Sammy was done, they got shooed off by Tom. 17 and he's still a punk. More muscle than brain, if you ask me, and with a seriously overinflated ego. He likes to talk a lot of trash while doing it, and I can't say he's got half as much as he likes to think he has, but one thing's for certain. Mom *loves* it when he comes to fuck her. She's the only boy I know she's never bothered to pretend she's out cold with when the radio goes on. Tom also likes to fuck her in weird positions and grope her tits a lot. And he's got this weird obsession of making my mom pregnant for the way he keeps on shouting shit like that before blowing his load. I still don't know where these guys line up and wait their turn, dear diary, but Tom leaves, mom went into the house to clean up, and the next one showed up. Or rather, the next ones, as the three baldies showed up. They really must have been backed up, because they were even faster in stuffing mom's three holes than usual. And I don't think I've ever seen any of them do something on their own. How they get together at the start of the day is a mystery, since they definitely live in different houses, and not even adjecent ones! And yet, when you see them, it's always the three of them. Must be why their wives don't put out either. Stu and Curly took her cunt and ass, while Moe went for her mouth, and would switch out with one another until they were close. After that they each took turns to fill her cooch with their spunk. Shortest ten minutes of my life. The next to follow were a big surprise for me, dear diary. It was the Sitwells. They're the young couple to moved into the old Wilson place three houses down our side of the street. And I'm pretty sure they knew what they were walking into, because missus Sitwell came in a string bikini with only a thin cotton blouse that wasn't even buttoned up, and mister Sitwell had a pole in his shorts. I just don't think they were completely prepared or something, as they hesitated a bit before saying anything. The way they talked about how it was a surprise and such sounded a bit too forced, after all, and they really were laying it on thick with the compliments of the way my mom looked. It was pretty awesome, and I never thought my mom was into girls, but she helped missus Sitwell get naked and ate her out, while getting fucked from behind by mister Sitwell. I'm pretty sure that the Sitwells will be joining us for dinner some time soon. After the Sitwells left, it was Cody of all people to show up. Sammy's older brother, although I can't say I see the family resemblance. His first time was with my mom four years ago when he was twelve, and I don't think he's fucked anyone else in all that time. He brought a friend with him today to try out some double action. I thought I'd die laughing from the disaster that turned into. Mom just lay there like a limp doll, the two were as awkward with each other as they were with getting mom in a position and in the end they just took turns. If either of them thought it weird my mom didn't even "wake up" from all that, they sure didn't show it. The friend, who went second, pulled out at the last instance and blew his load over her ass, before they high-tailed it out there. As mom got back from freshening up, it was Sammy again. For the way he looked, I was sure he was going to faint dead on the spot. But either he was simply rooted, or he seriously bravely stuck it out without losing it. I don't know which, but mom seemed to like it and invited him to come closer while she lay back on the sunlounger. Of course she had him out of his clothes in no time at all and fondling his balls and such to get him excited. I'll bet Sammy is a keeper for sure, since she took an hour to show him how to make her feel good and finally fuck her again before sending him on his way. I don't want to say I hate Sammy, but I sure was glad when that was over and done, because I was getting hungry and I know better than to come down and spook him. Mom would blame me for it for sure! I just headed down as soon as the radio got turned off, and saw Sammy run past the window when I entered the kitchen. And here is more proof of how big a slut my mom is. All throughout lunch mom sat bouncing on her suction cup dildo and making a mess of the seat. It's *so* unfair, diary! I have to wear clothes, but she just sits there fucking that big black monster butt naked! One of these days I'll just hide that thing where she can't find it. See how she'll like that! After cleaning up, mom sent me off to run an errand and told me to take my time. Means uncle Johnny was going to come over. Wonder whether dad knows mom fucks his brother in the same bed they sleep in. And as if I am going to hang around someplace for the better part of an hour for some BS errand that'll take me less than five minutes. I just went out the front and snuck into the back again. Barely even made it to my room before the doorbell rang. This time it was the slutty schoolgirl routine again. Easy to guess as mom giggles a lot and there's more fleshy slaps than creaking bedsprings when uncle Johnny fucks her doggy style. I've seen the costume he makes mom wear and I can only wonder why the bother, since it doesn't really cover much of anything. I got out of there when I heard uncle Johnny beginning to snore to run the errand and got back just as he was leaving with that bag in his hand and that shitty grin he has. He must really think I'm stupid, diary, because he's always making up some lame excuse of why he was there. In case I'd ever say something about him visiting during the day. As if that would matter much if dad ever did find out uncle Johnny dropped by. Last time he visited with dad home, he didn't even get across the doorstep. Does dad know mom and uncle Johnny fuck? Coming in through the front, I bumped into mom just coming down the stairs without batting an eye and let me know she'd be enjoying the nice weather in the backyard some more. As if. I heard the radio play when I got back to my room, and barely a glance out of the window or officer Banks swung by with some rookie in tow. Some black guy who looked like his eyes might pop out. The usual BS of coming because of noise complaints, while already undoing his belt, and going on to say he was just going to have to check about how much noise they were talking to verify whether any laws were broken. I bet officer Banks has a thing for screamers, since he seems to only fuck mom harder, the louder she cries out, and does she *ever*! At some point mom was screaming so loud - she was cumming for real, by the way - that officer Banks said that was too loud and told the rookie to do something about it. Don't wanna say that black guys are dumb, dear diary, but this guy sure needed step by step instruction to figure out what officer Banks meant with that. And holy shit! That wasn't a pole that he pulled out of his pants. It was a fucking pyhton! And mom swallowed it whole! Even that guy couldn't believe it. His eyes just boggled and he cussed a lot. Like some gansta version of Tom's trash talk. And after officer Banks was done, he pulled his cock out my mom's throat and ordered her "turn around, bitch" and really fucked her with that thing. I've *never* heard my mom scream as loud as when this guy was pounding her, before officer Banks got around the sunlounger and told her to suck his prick to keep her quiet. After they both were done, officer Banks said that the noise didn't seem that bad to him and thanked her for taking such good care of the boys in blue. Mom got refreshed and when she came out, it was Wild Mike relaxing on the sunlounger with his pole laid over his oily tanned belly. He's muscular, no tan lines - even his cock is tanned if you can believe it - and seems to be some kind of Hulk Hogan wannabe. The mustache looks ridiculous, but I think mom is too much a slut to care about looks. I don't think she's looked at anything but his cock until she sank down on it and got bouncing. I don't get why they call him Wild Mike, though. I'm pretty sure it isn't his real name and he never does anything but lay there and let mom bounce on his pole with his arms crossed behind his head. Can't imagine he's much better than that dildo, but mom sure goes wild over his dick, moaning like a whore and screaming each time she creams herself. I lost count after her eighth orgasm in the twenty minutes it took her to get him off. Not that you'd be able to tell by looking at him. Or how he's able to hide his junk in the speedo he wears. Mom just gets off, leaks his jizz, and Wild Mike gets up, grabs his sppedo and walks away without a word. I really don't get it, dear diary. And where there's Wild Mike, there's always some chick ready to eat mom out. Every time it's a different one, all just as oiled and tanned as him, all of them looking like cheap 16 year old bimbos with way too much makeup. I liked today's hunny. Some petite black haired asian chick, or maybe hawaiian. Wore this crazy onepiece, which she slipped out of before she jumped my mom and went down on her like something fierce. Of course, I knew mom was big enough a slut to get off on getting eaten out by chicks, diary. I just never seen her do anything with another girl in return until missus Sitwell came along. This is why it was a little weird when mom pulled this chick up after she was done and kissed her on the mouth. Never thought much of this girl-on-girl action, but that sure was hot. though it got only hotter when the Eds walked in on them with their sis Mary-Sue. Talk about inbred hillbilly white trailer trash. Ed, Edd and Eddy, not much for looks in any way and always in raggedy dirty clothes. Pretty sure they fuck their sister as much as they fuck my mom, even if I never seen them fuck Mary-Sue in our backyard. I still can't believe such a hot looking babe comes from the same branch as those three retards. They even *sound* like they're a few tools shy from a full shed. They sure got excited at seeing my mom and the asian chick and were naked pretty quick. And there's plenty you can point out that's wrong with the Eds, but boy can they fuck. And unlike a certain person, they're not shy of making any contact. They just kept switching holes and positions with mom and the asian chick, pumping their jiz in their cunts and asses and get Mary-Sue to clean them all out. First time I got to see her completely naked too, when the asian chick - I just call her asian 'cause it's easier, diary - started to kiss her right after Mary-Sue finished cleaning out her ass and taking her clothes off and went down on *her*! Even let her ass get raised into the air and get fucked by Eddy, the youngest, while eating out Mary-Sue. As always, dear diary, when the Eds drop by, a couple of hours pass by quick for sure. And to top it off, the asian chick left with them buck naked. By the time mom pulled herself together, they were long gone and that one piece bathing suit left forgotten on the ground. And with the hour getting late, it was the gangbang rush. Mom didn't even get to do more than look at the one-piece before old misters K, R and P showed up. I was surprised to see them show up so late, since they're retired and usually find earlier times in the day to drop on by. Old mister R was the first to stick it in and by the time he finished four other neighbors joined the line. One of them is dad's co-worker, with several more showing up after the old guys were through. In all it was the average crowd other than the geriatrics. About a dozen all of which finished just in time. No idea how mom pulls it off, but the alarm from the kitchen sounded out just when the last guy pulled his cock out of her after blowing his load. I still have to figure out how mom manages to prepare dinner in time, dear diary. Because the first thing mom does when the alarm goes off is to go to the bathroom to wash herself and take forever to dry her hair. And yet when the garage doors opens up, mom calls me down for dinner and has the whole table set only seven minutes after finishing up in the bathroom. And mom is *such* a slut! After all the action, she was wearing the crotchless see-through leotard she bought for dad's christmas present. Dad spent the whole dinner with a woody and disappeared upstairs with mom while telling me to clean the table and load the dishwasher. As if I don't know what's going on! The floors are just as thin as the walls, and the creaking of their bed is even easier to hear downstairs. Even the TV turned up in the den isn't enough to drown out mom's screaming and the bed. For two whole fucking hours! And it really was fucking! But I think dad's starting to get old, since he was snoring soon after. And seriously! Dad and uncle Johnny sound just the same when they snore! Is it because they're brothers? Or do all people sound the same when they snore? Of course, I knew what was going to happen next. After all, mom is such an enormous slut! She came down in the leotard to tell me she was there to take me to bed. We barely got to the stairs before pulled my pants down and begged me to come fuck her on the rug in the hallway. I didn't get out of the shower after I fucked her twice and then fuck her one more time before she finally left so that I can write this down. I'm pretty sure mom will bug me before lights out for another fuck from her little big man, dear diary. She really is such a slut! But I can't wait until summer vacation ends, because then I get to fuck her more often. After all, dear diary. My mom is such a hot slut! And she's *my* slut.