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 Trevor Solitaire sat idly at his imac as he loaded up firefox and checked
his deviantart inbox.  His social life had dropped off completely recently,
and it seemed like every waking thought was filled with fantasies about
giant hypno snakes coiling up poor little helpless mancubs.  This got him a
little worried.  He'd only watched the Disney Jungle Book cartoon once or
twice when he was a kid, and now it seemed like he couldn't get the idea
out of his head.  In hazy daydreams during class he imagined himself in a
pair of red briefs, swinging from vine to vine in a bright animated
junglescape.  Then, when he least expected it, a giant hissing snake would
wrap him up and force him to stare at its colorful mesmerizing eyes.  The
whole thing made him pop a boner during class, causing the funny looking
German exchange student to snicker under at the sight.  Trevor reddened in
embarrassment, trying to think of any unpleasant thing to make his erection
subside.  But it was tough.  His mind frequently wandered right back to
being bound in scaly snake coils.  It was nearly (?) an obsession.

   After school he decided to call up his best bud Tommy, to see if he
wanted yo get drunk and have a shlock movie marathon.  Tommy
enthusiastically agreed, which was quite unusual.  It was an uphill battle
to get Tommy away from his MMRPG at all nowadays.  Millions of Disney nerds
everywhere were spending day and night on the new Happy Kingdom disney
game, level grinding constantly to defeat the villainous Kaa boss in the
Jungle Book section.  Trevor didn't see the appeal or wasting his time on
such rubbish, but secretly wished he was adept enough at games to see what
the Kaa level was all about.  Surely someone has a let's play on youtube...

   *DING DING*

   Trevor answered the insistent doorbell and opened up the door, revealing
his slightly pudgy teen nerd friend Tommy.  For some dorky reason Tommy was
wearing a pair of cheap black sunglasses.  Maybe a pathetic attempt at
getting cool cred, but it was just plain weird.  Tommy told him time and
time again that he'd be utterly blind without his prescription glasses.  It
was a wonder that he got to Trevor's front door in one peace.

   "Hey Tommy...what's with the shades man?," Trevor asked.

   Tommy had a creepy unnatural grin on his face, and unconsciously flicked
out his tongue.

   "It's a surprissssse," Tommy hissed, "my tassssty little mancub."

   Trevor did a double take.

   "What the deuce?," Trevor said alarmingly.  "What's with the snaked
act?"

   Tommy chuckled and took off his shades, stashing him in his breast
pocket right behind his pocket protector.

   "Just kidding man," Tommy said.  "I just reached The Jungle Book area of
the Happy Kingdom and I'm about to face off against Kaa.  You could say
I've got that shit on the brain 24/7 right now.  If I can beat him I'll get
the the hypnosis perk and use it to steal out of other player's
inventories."

   Trevor's indifference towards a silly licensed Disney game waver when
his friend mentioned the hypno snake that fueled many a jerkoff session. 
Trevor had gone through five kleenex boxes and rubbed himself raw to the
'Trust in Me' part of the Disney movie.  He didn't know whether he was a
stone-cold deviant or some fruity animators from the 60s designed the
sequence to pervert the youth of the world with this.  The multitude of
exquisite Kaa art on deviantart seemed to corroborate his theory.  In fact,
he felt an overwhelming urge to check if anyone uploaded anything Kaa
related...

   Trevor shook the thought out his head and lead his friend back to the
clutter of his upstairs bedroom.  Tommy gasped when he saw the disarray
that Trevor's room had taken.  The carpet was littered with crude sketches
of snakes and loin-clothed jungle boys trembling under their unhinged jaws.
And colorful patterns drawn with an old spirograph, spirals that seemed to
be ran over again and again till the ink bled right through the paper. 
Beta, VHS, D-VHS, Laserdiscs, Videodiscs, Sing-along-Records, Soundtrack
Cassettes, and Blu-Rays of the jungle book were piled up next to Trevor's
computer desk.  And even Trevor's imac was playing a snippet of Kaa's
spiraling eyes while the sound was playing a repeated clip of Kaa's
perverted stranger danger laugh.  Tommy recoiled in terror.

   "Trevor, I've seen a lot of freaky scenes in my short pointless life,
but this is beyond the pale.  You're fucking nuts dude!"

   Trevor frowned, truly hurt by his best friend's insult.  It killed his
enthusiasm on the Jungle Book induction scene marathon he had planned for
him and Tommy to watch tonight.

   "What-on-earth are you talking about?  I thought we were going to kick
back and watch a few Kaa videos and get a little tipsy.  Why are you coming
at me like this?"

   "First of all," Tommy said angrily, "you said you just torrented Troll 2
and Megaforce.  I didn't come her to watch a lot of insipid lisping snake
scenes from that demented old Disney movie!  Keep your perversions to
yourself and leave me out of it!"

   "Tommy, don't be silly," Trevor said grabbing Tommy's arm.  "Now get in
here and just watch the videos already!"

   Trevor practically yanked Tommy by the arm into his rat's nest of a
room. Tommy struggled against his fit athletic friend's grip with all his
might.

   "Nooooooo man!  You're crazy!"

   Trevor spun his friend around and made them face each other eye to eye.
Trevor wrapped his arms around his scared friend in a constricting bear hug
and breathed hot panting breaths on the hapless nerd.

   "Just trust in me Tommy," Trevor whispered seductively, "We're going to
have so much fun together."

   Tommy mentally checked out, his mind totally skull fucked over the
strange events that had just transpired.  His life-long friend to the end
had clearly lost his mind to some old Disney cartoon, and was a hair's
breadth from surely raping the ever-loving shit out of his chubby nerd
body. Tommy used to have a bad boyish crush on his best friend, imagining
them kissing and feeling each other up.  But this was different.  He didn't
want it to be like this...

   "Please don't hurt me bro," Tommy whined.  "This is all too much for me.
Just let me go and we'll forget about the whole thing."

   Trevor ungripped the supernerd and threw him onto the bed.  Tommy
trembled under the weight of his psychotic friend, who was pressing his
firm dick straight onto the nerd's rounded stomach.

   "Jusssssst wanna ssssssshow you ssssssomething," Trevor said with drawn
out hissing sounds.

   "What?," Tommy said meekly, almost too scared to ask.

   Then unexpectedly, Trevor pulled an iphone out of his pocket and shoved
a looping Kaa induction video right in Tommy's face.

   "Sleep mancub," the cartoon snake ordered with glowing eyes.  "Go to
ssssleeeep..."

   Tommy's eyed widened in fascination.  The whirlwind confusion of recent
events, the tiredness of struggling against his psychotic friend, and the
constant looping of endless spirals was making Tommy slip into a trance.  A
bit of drool ran down his round face, and his expression turned from fright
to one of awe.

   "Sssssleep little mancub," Trevor and the cartoon snake said in unison,
"resssssst in peace."

   Tommy succumbed to the seductive spirals and soft seductive come-ons of
his horny and brainwashed friend.  His fast-beating heart slowed, and he
finally caught his panting breath.  Trevor pinned the helpless nerds arm
out on the sides of his body, and dragged his wet tongue across his sleepy
friend's cheek.  Tommy moaned involuntary.  This was truly bliss.  He gave
no resistance when Trevor unbuckled his belt and slipped a probing hand
under the waistband of his briefs.  He was so hopeless in the love
department that the supernerd thought he'd have to pay good money for such
treatment.  But now his friend craved his flabby nerdy body.  It was
unreal. The last thing he remembered before blacking out was a hot wet
sensation on his rock hard tool.

   "Ugh," Tommy grunted before passing out cold.

   The next morning Trevor groggily got himself out of bed, slipped on some
Kaa themed boxers, and logged into Deviantart.  The warning message he got
in his inbox was confusing to the max.  It said that his latest deviation
had been deleted for being too indecent and deviant.

   Attention TrevorSolitaire: Your submission 'Kaa and the group of horny
cub scout hypnosluts' has been rejected on the grounds of violating TOS and
obscenity laws in every country on Earth except for Sweden.  HAVE A NICE
DAY.

   Trevor rubbed his eyes in disbelief.  He never wrote any such thing in
his life, especially a Kaa hypno story, let along submitting it on
deviantart itself for all those Disney vore freaks to salivate over.  No,
none of this made a lick of sense.  But even more unbelievably his page
count had reached a million.  Flamewars over his story's wrongful deletion
had turned the deviantart community against itself.  A petition campaign to
reinstate the story had been official endorsed by Pixar.  In a few short
hours Trevor had become the talk of the website.  His Encyclopedia
Dramatica entry contained nothing but praise.  Weeeeeird.

   Suddenly he hard a soft moan coming from his stained bed sheets, and a
Tommy shaped lump writhing within it.

   "Trevor, come back to bed dear," the nerd said.  "Let's finish what we
started."

   Trevor gulped.  What happened last night?  Sitting on his computer chair
made his realize the dull pain and soreness of his backside.  He tried to
think clearly but was distracted by the spiraling Kaa desktop animation.  A
changeover in his mind caused him to slip back into his horny mancub
personality, and Trevor smiled dumbly at the pixelated snake who beckoned
him to trust in him.  And in Kaa, he trusted.

   Downstairs, Trevor's bratty younger brother Jason was watching the
latest atrocities on the 24-hour cable news cycle.  Plopped down right in
front of the TV in Jungle Book underoos, he sneered at the latest reports
of death and dismemberment from all over the globe.

   "Oh please, that's not a genocide," Jason said sarcastically.  "Tell me
when the kill count hits a million."

   "And in other news," the blond-haired news anchor bimbo reported, "there
have been unconfirmed accounts of a breakout of mass hysteria about...are
they serious?!  Kaa, the talking cartoon snake from the 1968 Disney film
'The Jungle Book'.  Apparently victims of this hysterical fugue state are
reduced to a state of mindless sexual frenzy after viewing Kaa art and
edited youtube videos.  Why this is happening now and not at the time of
the movie's release is unclear...This just in.  An amateur cell phone video
of the frenzied flash orgy at Disneyland has just been released to the
press.  We're presenting it to you with tasteful pixelation, but we must
warn sensitive viewers that it is quite graphic."
   "Cooooool," Jason said with a twitch in his underoos.