Chapter Twenty-One

Lean in real close and ask “twat- I cunt hear you?”

“You know I am impressed with you, young lady,” Junior had a gleam in his eye. He seemed genuinely surprised that I was capable of this behavior; and truth be told – so was I.

“Thank you Sir!” I answered without asking specifically what impressed him – I would just puzzle about it on my own.

“You just got spanked on the ass and tits and held that position and still have a strand of girl-juice hanging from your clit.” I had hoped he was going to compliment how creative my comments and answers to his questions had been. The cummy pussy was a happy accident of my body and not something I actively controlled.

My initial impulse was to snatch the cum-strip and wipe it off – but I remembered the instructions prevented me from breaking it myself until we were home. “I am glad you like that, sir,” I sure didn’t – but if my body was going to emit fluids then I might as well make money from it.

I left it to hang between my pussy lips and smiled broadly at him with the cheesiest smile I could muster.

“I promised you girls one more challenge but I am almost wanting to save it for tomorrow. Do you ladies want to make three hundred more dollars? I promise it is a quick challenge?”

“What do we have to do, Sir?” Crystal answered him skeptically. She had been around the block enough times to know better than to agree to something before she knows what it is.

Junior explained the game by taking a packet of life-savers out of his pocket. Savannah had been quiet for the last few minutes but couldn’t resist saying something about how she thought that he was just glad to see us.

“No, that is in my other pocket and it is a far might fatter and bigger than this little pack of life-savers.”

He peeled them open and held up one round cherry-flavored life-saver candy. “You have the duration of one song. The next one that comes up on that radio of yours. You have to pass all these life-savers back and forth three-times with your mouths before the song is up and you earn three hundred dollars.”

“If you drop even one, if you fail to complete it before the end of the song – then you surrender all the money I have given you today!” He let that consequence sink in.

“There is probably a twist to this – we’ll fuck up and be right back where we started from, Sir!” Savannah commented out loud to no one in particular.

“No twist,” he told us there were twenty life-savers to a roll. We just had to pass them one way once and not drop one – then pass them back and then back again before the music runs out.

Savannah explained they used to do this in lock-down sleep-overs at her church youth-group. “They get the youth group in the church and stay up all night. We would play games like this all night long; and anyone who fell asleep would get written on in marker or shaving cream put on their hand, so when they woke up they would smack themselves with it.”

Lloyd giggled, “Or they would put your hand in warm water and let it soak until you peed yourself.”

“Hush, Lloyd, Sir,” Savannah shushed her brother – probably because she was one of the ones who fell asleep.

I think most of us were just shocked they went to church - at least I was. I shouldn’t have been surprised their church youth group thought a naughty party game like that had anything to do with church though.

“I will do it,” I agreed to the challenge. “I don’t know about you sluts but let’s get this game started.”

My Aunt and cousin didn’t have to say they agreed. They just lined up next to me in a straight line. The order was Savannah on the far left, me in the middle and my Aunt on the right.

“So we pass the life savers back and forth on toothpicks or something?” Savannah asked.

“No,” he stuck a yellow-orange life saver in between her parted lips and had her hold it with her teeth long-ways. “You will hug tit to tit. Then pass them like this by mouth to the next girl who will only use her tongue and teeth to collect it. Then you will turn and pass it to the next girl who will drop the candy in the extended palms of someone waiting to catch them during your relay.

I could hear a small gasp from one of the people at the pool. They had long since left any premise of being here for any other reason than to observe these wicked games. We had the occasional car come through the entrance or to the exit; and when one slowed down to take a look at what we were doing – I think once they saw Junior they kept going.

I know Junior obviously has a Cadillac and a few hundred dollars to spend on us – but if he were truly rich – would he live here? I puzzled about his reputation, and why people seemed to respect him in the back of my mind, while we lined up naked for the rules to be explained to us.

Lloyd and Conner were volunteered by O.J. on each end of us to keep their hands cupped to collect the life-savers as they were passed.

We were expected to hug each other tight and get very close. The next song that came on the radio sounded like a commercial.

It was a pretentious white girl talking “Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big!” She scoffed, “She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends!”

“You should start now girls,” Junior alerted us to begin.

I wasted no time hugging Savannah close. Her warm, sun-drenched body was pressed against mine and I felt the rubber ring around her engorged nipples scrape against mine.

I like big butts! and I cannot lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung!

I recognized the song instantly – it was Sir Mix-A lot’s “Baby Got Back.”

I couldn’t help myself. The song was so over the top that it made me smile and it made it hard for Savannah to pass it to me. We had to basically kiss for this life saver to pass from one girl to the next.

Junior instructed us that we had to show the life-saver with open mouth the entire time and only pass it long-ways. I could not pass the life-saver on its side or lay it on my tongue – it had to be between my teeth and straight up.

Savannah’s lip pressed against mine and I heard my brother and Conner making “Wooooo!” sounds. This was going to look to anyone exactly like a passionate kiss and in all truth – it felt like one.

She had to use her tongue to deliver the life-saver to me. My cousin had a flexibility and dexterity with her tongue that I could only chalk up to having a lot more experience kissing boys than I did.

I released my hug and spun with my lips parted so Junior could see the life-saver in my mouth. Savannah cheered me on with a spirited and sassy, “C’mon dummy, hurry the fuck up!”

I almost dropped the life-saver giggling at how cheerfully she could say that – only Savannah could call you a dummy and make you think she was on your side quite like that.

I hugged my Aunt and now it was my turn to use my tongue to force it into her mouth. I was surprised that she took ownership of it as it entered her mouth and placed it between her teeth perfectly. She let go of me and, before I could see her bend over slightly to spit it into her son’s hands, I was already turned to face Savannah again.

She was told she couldn’t get another life-saver ready until her mother dropped the one in the chain. She bent over at the waist to use only her mouth to get a life-saver from Conner’s cupped hands. “Raise it up, Sir!” she asked, so she didn’t have to bend so far over.

“God-damn, Savannah with your ant-eater tongue you should be able just slrrrurrrrp,” her brother teased her by lashing his tongue out the way a frog would catch a fly, “and pick the candy up!”

Savannah glanced over her shoulder at him with her piercing blue eyes and then wasted no time when she turned back around to lodge the life-saver in her teeth.

She passed it to me as she did much the same way. This time I was ready and tried to use my tongue to guide it in my own mouth between my teeth the way Crystal had.

“Damn – don’t French the fuck out of me,” Savannah admonished me, but in her normal teasing manner. I didn’t acknowledge her – I was too busy hugging my Aunt tight and passing the life-saver to her.

Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha

And take yo picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got makes m-m-me so horny

Once again I found my dimples almost hurting from the desire to laugh at the over the top lyrics. There was what sounded like an Asian girl saying “M-m-me so horny” in the rap song and I couldn’t help but think about my engorged nipples, pulse racing from being naked and the fact I was effectively kissing my Aunt and Cousin every single time I passed a life saver.

We passed several more this same way and each time my confidence grew in how I could pass and accept the life-saver. I noticed there was a tiny gap in my Aunt’s front teeth. Her big toothy smile reminded me of an alligator for some reason and she had an abnormally large tongue when you were up close – which she wielded like a surgeon’s scalpel.

My cousin’s breath smelled pretty bad – but then I bet so did mine. We had only eaten hot dogs, carrots and bananas and I didn’t taste any carrot or banana.

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

My Aunt was dancing with her hips and butt in-between passes and I tried to do the same. It took my mind off the occasional sound of a car horn from a driver who saw what we were doing but did not stop and watch.

It had to be getting closer to 5 p.m. because the cars were starting to come more frequently. 3-4 p.m. there had been an occasional car every five to ten minutes, but now they were coming much more frequently. We had 3 more to go before we had to start the next round and pass them back.

“Pick up the pace, ladies,” Junior advised us. He wasn’t rooting for us but he wasn’t betting against us. We stood to make three hundred dollars if we could complete this challenge, but we had to pay him if we couldn’t – either way he got to see us do a little show.

Once we had passed all twenty life-savers one way it was Crystal’s turn to take the life-savers and pass them to me. They had been in all of our mouths already once so they were slippery and slick but she had no problem getting them out of her son’s palm and then flipping it upright so that it could be passed properly to me. She helped guide the lime flavored candy into my mouth and seemed pleasantly surprised when I was able to do some of the work with my own tongue.

Once we began passing the next round of candy – we were like a well-oiled machine. None of us wanted to spend any longer completely naked at the entrance to the trailer park than we had to and we had developed a rhythm in how we passed them.

Crystal bent over and picked up the slippery candy while notching it in her teeth.

She hugged me and passed it to me tenderly.

I spun and hugged my cousin to pass it into her mouth.

She literally spit it down onto my brother’s open hand.

We hadn’t made one error and we hadn’t accidentally dropped the candy or laughed. I have to admit I thought I might be the one to mess things up and I was doing my best to stay concentrated solely on what we were doing.

I found that it was actually easier to stop thinking and fretting and just ‘zone out’. My body behaved perfectly and we were finished with the second round with plenty of time to spare.

We were lucky this was such an awesome, old-school long song.

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo!

I wondered who Flo Jo was and how Sir Mix-A Lot kept his women. I probably shouldn’t have, because at that point I also became aware that the sticky cum-strip between my legs had extended and lodged on my thigh. I lost us precious seconds while trying to gain enough composure to push the life-saver into my Aunt’s mouth. I felt a spasm of involuntary orgasm run through me; and was surprised that it happened when no one was touching me – I was over stimulated and it was starting to mess with our rhythm.

I suppose it’s funny I considered it “lucky” to be able to mock-kiss my Aunt and Cousin in the nude in front of strangers for a long song instead of just a short-one but at the time I felt like we were getting one over on him by playing his game.

Crystal smacked my butt when I turned to hug Savannah and told me to, “Get my head in the game!”

Little in the middle but she got much back

Little in the middle but she got much back

Little in the middle but she got much back

Little in the middle but she got much back

We passed the final life saver just as the song started to fade into oblivion. Savannah hopped up and down in triumph! “Three hundred bucks!”

Junior was a good sport. He counted out the cash and passed it to Crystal. She kissed him on the cheek and thanked him. I saw him start to blush and look at the ground. “That was unexpected,” he told her.

“THIS was unexpected, Sir,” she grinned at him while indicating how he just lined our pockets. “Will you be out here tomorrow, Sir?”

“I might have a peep out of my window,” Junior answered politely. “I understand you have a trip to the mall planned? Doesn’t sound like something people would do that needed to pay their rent, now does it?”

Crystal offered the wintry smile of someone who was just caught red-handed.

“I would say to spend that money on a new wardrobe for Ellen here,” Junior chuckled “But I don’t think she has much need of it. Just as long as you have your bills paid – then I don’t see why you shouldn’t enjoy your gains.”

“Great, can we skedaddle back to Glory Hill now, please?” Savannah urged us all into the golf cart.

“I want the ladies to ride on the back, with their butts facing up, their breasts pressed against the back seat,” Junior instructed us to kneel on the platform in the back of the golf cart and hold on while sticking our asses straight out.

“For the world to kiss!” Savannah called back in her sassy way and smiled at Junior. “Kiss my entire ass!! You fucking losers, we are done for today after this! Get one final look all the way back to Glory Hill Street!”

Junior completely ignored her but told me, “Ellen, I was particularly impressed with you today. I will show my appreciation later this evening.”

I sensed that really miffed Savannah to be ignored – but she didn’t show it.

He didn’t explain and Odd-Jobs didn’t wait for him to do so. The guys had loaded up all our stuff onto the cart and piled into the backseat with Ryan.

“What did you do with those life-savers, Conner?” Lloyd was hungry.

“Gross, they were passed three times through their mouths,” Conner indicated us.

Savannah reached up and smacked him in the shoulder, “Hey, you too good to eat lifesavers that have been in my mouth?”

“What happened to calling me Sir, and being respectful?” Conner rubbed his arm – although I am sure the pain was more to his pride than his shoulder.

“We are done with that noise,” Savannah kept her tits pressed to the backseat and her bare ass out, but no longer made any pretense of submission or contrition. “We’ll be back at it tomorrow – but we are on our way to get ready to hit the mall and Outback Steakhouse, wooo!!!”

We heard someone in a van behind us honk a Dixie air horn that sounded like “Dug-a-doo-doo-doo dug-a-doo-doo-doo-doo!”

He was driving slow and staring at our asses.

Savannah flipped him the bird, “Fuck off, Boogie! You fucking pervert.” although she wiggled her ass at him – so I am not sure how effective that was at discouraging him.

Crystal was on the other end of the golf cart and I almost didn’t hear her compliment me. “You were a real naughty little bitch at the end there, Ellen. I think Junior likes you!”

“Yeah, you brown-nose kiss-ass,” Savannah sneered at me.

“I am a brown-nose kiss-ass who helped us make like over a thousand fucking dollars – of which I want my cut when we get home, please.” I wasn’t sure if I should have dared to be as aggressive in my boast, but Savannah and Crystal both smiled at me and nodded.

“I don’t know how we are going to hide this on Ted,” Crystal said. “I like to have a little slush fund and I don’t want him or Maw-maw knowing where it is.”

“Especially since you are going to have to walk in the trailer naked and give up wearing your clothes,” I reminded her as playfully as I had bragged about earning the money.

The two of them looked at me very seriously. Crystal explained, “We aren’t really doing that. As far as I am concerned – you two can go fuck off to the pool area tonight and wear whatever you want. You both earned that.”

I nodded – I was riding with the ‘bad girls’ and I wasn’t going to be a fuddy-duddy about following rules and telling the truth.

“We got paid like two hundred bucks too,” Lloyd smiled over his shoulder at us about the money they made and waved a stack of twenties.

Savannah leaned forward and raised her ass in the air while doing it, “Twat? I cunt hear you.”

“Twat, I can smell your breath!” Lloyd pushed his sister playfully back into place and waved his hand over his face “Smells like bologna.”

“It is all that fucking cum-puss from drippy-Ellen over here – if Noah had seen your pussy he would have built a bigger fucking ark!” Savannah teased me for being wet.

I still had a tiny white-tail of cum hanging between my legs and blowing on the wind as the cart hugged corners and ran us home.

Kids on bikes would shout at us and try to keep up, or people walking dogs would look up and do a double take as we whizzed by.

Crystal even waved hello at one of them as if it was perfectly normal for three naked women to ride through the trailer park with their asses hanging out the back of a golf-cart.

The guy in the van behind us would periodically honk and try to get our attention – shouting and waving his arms around wildly.

“Dug-a-doo-doo-doo dug-a-doo-doo-doo-doo!”

Savannah would flip him off and shout that she was going to shove the horn up his ass and I distinctly heard him say it would look better in hers as a response.

“At least with that dirty motherfucker following us all the way back to Glory Hill he is blocking all the other cars that are following him from getting to look at what we had for lunch,” Savannah offered some gallows humor about the fact they could see right up our asses.

“You two were a lot more comfortable being naked in public than I would have imagined – you aren’t humiliated by this?” I asked the two of them as we rounded another corner on the way home.

“Humiliated to be looked at as sexy as shit, hot-ass women who are getting paid big-time?” Crystal looked at me like I had just asked if eating steak and drinking the finest wines was not very satisfying.

“I mean, I guess it sucks because of all the people taking pictures and teasing us,” Savannah admitted she saw my point, but then slapped me on the back of my ass and pulled my cheeks apart “Boogie – take a look at this!! WOOOO!!!!” she gave a rebel yell in the wind like a spring breaker flashing down the highway.

Once she had her fun I tried to do the same thing to her, but she smacked my hands away, “Don’t even try it, butt-cheese,” she laughed.

“Denied!!” Lloyd laughed from the backseat that I hadn’t been able to get revenge on my cousin before we arrived at the trailer.

“Can we take these rubber-band rings off now, Sir?” I asked Odd-Jobs as we stepped out of the cart. Boogie’s van stopped for a minute to watch us depart from the cart before Savannah shooed him down the street. Three or four other cars had been following him to catch a glimpse at us – and they also rode past slowly.

Crystal had forgotten they were on, “You don’t have to ask now,” she pulled hers off and threw it on the ground explaining this was just pretend discipline.

“That was like fifteen cents apiece for those,” Odd-Jobs was half-seriously indignant that she had thrown the ring away instead of giving it back. “You all three better be nice to me now that we are in business together. I am going to be back at 7pm and I expect you to wait until I get here to put on your clothes!”

“Hah!” Crystal laughed, “You better pay me then?” she made no motion to cover her body while she challenged O.J. in our yard and rolled the other black rubber band off her nipple.

“I am coming back with Junior’s Cadillac. If he finds out you were bullshitting him about staying naked at the trailer – he might just want his money back,” O.J. warned us.

“Just tell him that Ted changed his mind and we don’t have too,” Crystal waved her hand like this was a petty detail that should be obvious.

“Urrrurrurpp” Ted emerged from the trailer door with a mighty belch. “Have Ted say he changed what?” he stood in a dirty-wife beater and a pair of underwear with a grim look of repressed anger on his face.

“Not your damned underwear,” Savannah laughed. “That is for fucking sure.”

“You come home naked from partying all day and expect me to do something for you?” Ted sounded a little sloppy drunk as he stammered in the doorway.

“Yes, and now I am coming inside naked and staying that way,” Crystal declared. “Do you have a problem with that? Or spending this money we made?” she fanned a thick stack of money – forgetting her earlier protests to O.J.

She might have told O.J to stuff his rules, but once Ted complained – Crystal did an about face on it and embraced the idea.

Ted’s eyes grew wide as Crystal strode up to him on the deck and he smiled, “No, actually that is not a problem at all.” He looked worried she was about to go off on him and as a matter of fact – that money had its own appeal.

“Good, now put your fucking eyeballs in your head and let’s get ready to go to Outback!” she chuckled and dropped her pretense she was going to go off on him.

Crystal popped her head back out the door once we were all inside – “Thank’s O.J. – we will see you at 7 p.m. sharp – not colored people time!”