Family Feud Companion
I have started to keep notes of important people, places, things, and Easter eggs in my Family Feud stories. This is helpful to me, so that I do not have to hunt for these things and I may not forget them while I am writing.
I
thought it may be fun and appreciated if I shared my notes and
insights with you. This could contain spoilers,
especially if you have not read the stories yet.
Family Feud
to me is a really fun story to write. Stories like this usually have
“Bad Guys”, but I tried really hard to give motivations
to the characters that not only help the reader see that things
aren’t always black and white, good and bad, but that over the
course of the story, people will change.
I think for me part
of the joy of writing about them is to simply create the characters,
create the situation and then play out what happens, without too much
of an outline. Things just seem to organically go from there. At
times, I’ve had to rewrite when I wasn’t satisfied with
where things had gone, but in general this method has served my
purposes in writing the characters. They seem to naturally evolve.
I
don’t like stories that are over just as soon as I get to know
the characters. I enjoy the concept of a serial of stories about
these people. I think that helps me connect to them, gives me an
emotional response when they face a challenge, overcome an obstacle,
get beaten up, beaten down and ultimately triumph (or fail) by what
is thrown at them in the course of the story.
Updated
through Chapter 38 Family Feud Book IV
SECTIONS:
1.
MAIN CHARACTERS
2. MINOR CHARACTERS
3. MISCELLANEOUS
4.
EASTER EGGS
5. FAQ (Fucking Asshole Questions, I am kidding,
Frequently Asked Questions)
6. Discography
MAIN
CHARACTERS
Bill
the husband a former high school athlete in his early 40s. He hasn’t
been employed for a while, let himself go a little, and had a strong
porn/internet addiction. He drives a beat up 2003 Black Ford Ranger
Pickup.
His online name is Iceman5142
Author’s
Note: I wanted Bill to
be the typical “every guy”. A flawed but relatable kind
of guy. His glory days behind him, he starts off the story very
irresponsible and blaming everything else but himself for his
problems. I hope it becomes obvious that he is changing in often
subtle but observable ways as the story progresses.
Wendy
his wife blossomed after she attended college, built a dynamic career
as an executive, has an interest in Pilates and aerobics, chicken
soup for the soul books. She considers herself the glue that holds
the family together. She drove a sporty convertible Dodge Camry. It
is wrecked at the end of FF1.
Pet name: “Cow
tits”
Maiden Name: DuBois
Wendy’s special butt
plug is a heavy stainless steel plug named ‘Passport’ and
it was introduced in FFIV ch.17
Author’s
Note: I would say of
all the characters, I identify with Wendy the most. You will find
that even though I narrated the story from a neutral observer’s
viewpoint (Except in some rare cases where I intentionally shift to
someone else’s view), that I am often really seeing through
Wendy’s eyes. If I had it to do over, I might have written the
story entirely from her viewpoint, but then I couldn’t have
explored the motivations of other people.
Wendy’s
horoscope sign is a Leo
Chris
the eldest son, is a slacker’s slacker. Lazy, out of shape,
geeky, loves to sleep in, and half-asses just about everything he
can, shirking responsibility whenever it is offered him. His ‘five
year’ plan in high school is to stretch it out to the 6th
year.
Chris had a goldfish named “Milton” that
he seldom took care of.
Author’s
Note: When I created
Chris, my inspiration was Chris from the show “Family Guy”
and when I hear his dialogue in my head, that is the voice I hear.
Chris comes across as sometimes reckless, short-attention span, and
not very bright. However, I think everyone knows someone like Chris
or IS like Chris themselves in that if he finds something that
interests him, he will apply himself to it. He is often the only one
laughing at his jokes, but that doesn’t stop him from laughing.
Jamie is more like her mother, a high school honor student, captain on the cheer leading team, strawberry blonde long hair, with a very positive although perhaps naïve outlook on life.
Pet
name “Ass face”
Jamie's High School Schedule:
1st
Period: Home Room with Mr. Love
2nd
Period Math, female teacher unnamed.
-Checkpoint with Chris.
3rd
Period English with Mr Young
Lunch
4th
Period Health and Social Studies
5th
Period Physical Education Studies, Coach Andretti
6th
Period Art, Mrs Judy Morgan, idealist teacher.
She some times
goes by “Dixie Sinclair” and talks in a sexy southern
accent. Jamie’s horoscope sign is a Libra.
Jamie’s
special butt plug is a heavy stainless steel plug named ‘License’
and it was introduced in FFIV ch.17
Author’s
Note: Jamie represents
a lot of different things to me, youthful exuberance, positive
attitude, someone who is an over-achiever. She is someone who has
been brought up to believe in following the rules/doing what is right
who is starting to learn more about reality and how sometimes you
have to break a few rules. One of my inspirations for her was Taylor
Swift, saddled with a kind of goody-two-shoes persona, she is
everything everyone wants her to be.
The Taylors live in a suburb called “Cherry Lawn Acres” although a small portion of it is called “Cherry Lawn Estates. It is built around a large golf course and the closest shopping center is called “The Loop”, which features a Barnes and Noble, Best Buy, Pet Smart, Bed, Bath and Beyond, Olive Garden among other stores.
MINOR
CHARACTERS
I would
consider a minor character to have at least a speaking part, and can
possibly occur in more than one chapter. There are some people so
trivial as to be pointless. I will group some as a collection to make
the list easier to manage.
Alan, mid 40s, wears glasses, appears in Ch. 24 FF4 as one of Jamie’s customers at the motel. This is actually based on one of the contest winners of something I had put in my blog.
Bartholomew,
Betty,
big chested realtor introduced in Ch. 39 FF3 at the pool
party.
Bitterman,
Walt: In FF3
ch.18 the “Bitterman account” is mentioned at Wendy’s
workplace as a hotly prized account.
In FF4 ch. 15 Mr.
Bitterman is a wealthy client who escorts Wendy from her final day of
work.
In
FF4 ch. 27 Mr. Bitterman is revealed as Cathy Griffin’s
grandfather.
Buford:
Owner of Metro
Adult MegaStore. Buford is a former electrician who shocked himself
on the job and ended up with a large cash settlement. He is at times
very excited and other times severely depressed. He is rarely
completely lucid.
He has at times a photographic memory, and
other times no recollection of recent events. He often tries to buy
things for a “Hundie” (hundred dollar bill) regardless of
their actual value. He has a child-like innocence about him at times
that can be unnerving. He often jams out to beats and rhythms only he
can hear.
He is introduced in FF3 ch.27
Cash Money: Cash Money is a pimp who drives a white Mercedes Benz. We hear about him in chapter 37 of FFIV with his girl “Goldie” and his motto A plus life.
Chao:
Chao and his mother are
Korean shopkeepers at Flea World. They are introduced in Ch.05 of
FFIV when his mother trades out Jamie’s services for a tongue
ring at her cousins tattoo parlor “Dragon Tattoo” (run by
Ryang, his son ‘Andrew’ and his daughter Sun-Lee (who is
kept in shameful bondage). Sun-Lee had been a cheerleader at Cherry
Lawn.
Cherry Lawn
Cheerleaders: The
cheerleaders represent some minor characters that are very tall,
attractive girls from the Cherry Lawn high school. Their team is the
Trojans and their colors are red and white. The most important
character from this group is Cathy Griffin, who is mentioned in the
section for her family.
There is also a “Janet”
who is a co-captain (with Jamie) of the cheer squad we meet in ch. 6
of FF1
In Chapter 5 of FF1, we learn that Bill apparently
really enjoyed photographing “Veronica”, one of Jamie’s
bests when he thought she was modeling for him (although it was
because she was one of Cathy Griffin’s puppets). We meet her in
ch. 1, when she is mocking Chris. She has a car.. She has known
Veronica since 3rd
grade.
In FF2, we hear of “Latisha” an attractive
black girl, who is also the Principal’s daughter, although she
is de-enrolled following her father’s sudden resignation from
the school. She is only briefly mentioned.
In FF3 ch. 24 “Hope
Miller” is mentioned as one of “Cathy's Girls”. She
will be later featured when she has a melt down and tries to get out
of her arrangement. Her father is apparently submissive to Cathy as
well.
The Rival high school is called the Union County
Rams.
In FF3 ch. 33 Nadia, a raven haired girl is at Dave
Stravosky's party.
In FF4 ch.5 Jamie mentions “Sun Lee”
an Asian cheerleader who had to quit the squad because of family
pressure for getting a B- (An Asian ‘F’). She later meets
her as the daughter of Ryang at Dragon Tattoo.
Cherry
Lawn Football Players: In
Ch.14 of FF3 we meet three of the star players of the Trojans; Dave
Stravosky #31, Noah Bentley #82 and Thad who take a picture with
Jamie in the medieval stocks.
Deacon Dan: A youth pastor from a church near the Taylor’s House. We meet him in chapter 37 of FFIV. He gets into a car wreck and passes away.
Duncan:
A precocious boy who likes to grab tits, or butts when he can get
away with it. Acts innocent. He was introduced in FF3 at the
Spongeboob event, and then later at the pillory (sticking Ice Cream
in Jamie’s face).
Cherry
Lawn Teachers:
Coach
Andretti is a the male PE teacher in Jamie's Gym class.
Mr.
Dragovich was the lunch monitor. He caught Jamie red-handed
masturbating with a banana in the boy's bathroom putting on a show.
The issue was quietly dropped. He is a tall brick of a man, with a
stern demeanor.
He became acting principal in FFIV and
attended Cherry Lawn himself. He is a former Fullback for the
Trojans.
Mr. Love is Jamie's homeroom teacher. He is a middle
aged educator with a beard and glasses.
Mr.
Young is a handsome math teacher, who bears a resemblance to Jon Hamm
and Mr Schuster from Glee.
Mr. Murphy is a thirtyish teacher
who took Jamie off the football field in Chapter 32 of FF3.
Cooper: Jerry, Sheldon. Mini-me
Jerry
Cooper: In Accounting at Wendy's office, a fat, out of shape
paper-pusher, who is often shunned in social settings. His son is
Sheldon Cooper, A friend of Chris introduced in Ch. 16 of FF3, very
nerdy 9th
grader. Jerry doesn't have full custody of his son after a bitter
divorce.
He is the night manager of Metro
Adult MegaStore.
Jerry's ex-wife lives on 42nd
Street where she has a boyfriend and Sheldon resides most of the
time. In FFIV ch. 15 he becomes Wendy’s handler at work. Jerry
drives an ugly green car that is very messy.
Mini-me:
Dwarf who drives a green
Chevette, is introduced in Ch.22 FFIV, he is one of Wendy and Jamie’s
more memorable “tricks”. He chose the nickname so that
people could not have power over him and insult him. Has a huge chip
on his shoulder. His real name is Peter.
Chris's
Nerdy Friends: Some like
Gerald Jenkins or Sheldon Cooper have their own entry with their
family. There are others that are notable.
Tsoong:
This is one of Chris’s
nerdy Asian friends from school, he gets to date Jamie one night as
part of the new arrangement she has with her family.
Dalton:
A Best Buy employee introduced in FF III ch. 25 who also shares an
English class with Jamie. He has a friend named Reginald who works
with him. We do not learn if Reginald also goes to Cherry Lawn.
Griffins:
Cathy, Jarrod, Nick and Heath: Cathy
Griffin is a cheerleader who could be something of a sadistic
mastermind. She could also just be a confused teenager who uses her
sexuality like a credit card to get what she wants, and when she
can’t charge it to that, she uses manipulation, blackmail and
her brothers to help her get her way. Her brothers appear in FF1, and
the reader is left with the impression that there is an entire
sub-story to the cat-and-mouse game they play with one another for
control. This story continues to be hinted at and in FF4 ch. 27 Mr.
Bitterman is revealed as their grandfather.
Author’s
Note: Intentionally
chose the name “Cathy Griffin”, because I like the idea
of when someone finds out your name is similar to a famous celebrity
they assume you must like that celebrity. “Oh, like Kathy
Griffin the comedienne?” and then she can roll her eyes and be
“no, not like her at all!”.
I especially thought
it would be funny to give her red hair and make her look a little
like the comedienne, to further the joke. In the movie Office Space,
one character’s name was “Michael Bolton” and even
though he was clearly named long before the singer ever performed,
people would ask if he liked Michael Bolton’s music. It only
served to irritate him, and he had to either politely say he did or
give them the truth. It was cute, so that is why I picked that name
when creating this character.
Eastman Academy is mentioned as
prestigious school that Cathy’s mother and grandmother attended
(they are not named in the story).
Hard
Times Cast: Ellen, Savannah, Conner, Lloyd, Aunt Crystal:
Ellen is the main character in another story called “Hard
Times”. She once lived in the same neighborhood as the Taylors,
but has moved a good distance away to the “Buckman” a
trailer park in a much more rural area. The closest “Town”
to them is the poor side of Town where the Taylor’s live.
Author’s
Note: Life is full of
silly coincidences. I think it is fun to have characters bump into
each other. It is also fun to take a minor character from one story
and then write this really epic saga concerning their own life.
Hooker, James
(Doctor): Miss Waxerman’s
neighbor, he spent time teaching at University, Writing and running a
farm in Indiana. He appears in FFIV.
Fair
Boys: There are a few boy’s
at the fair who are mentioned in ch.8-9 of FF3, Clint, Chuck and
Millhouse are about Gerald’s age. They are running with Clint’s
older brother “Bobby Glenn” who knows Jamie from High
School.
Millhouse has become the 'bar' for how wide someone's
eyes when they are shocked or scared (or have something unexpectedly
shoved up their ass).
Todd is introduced in FF3 Ch.31 when the
fair boys are playing 'Magic the Gathering' with Sheldon
Cooper.
Author’s
note: I kind of based
the boy’s on three characters from the movie “Stand By
Me”. Obviously, Millhouse was nicknamed after the cartoon
character on the Simpson’s because he is geeky an fragile like
his namesake (real name 'Levi'). Bobby Glenn is probably influenced
in equal parts by sarcastic jackasses I knew growing up, and the
bully “Nelson” also from the Simpsons.
Fair
Guy: (Ted) One of the more
notable characters who kisses Wendy in ch.8-9 of FF3 is not named. He
is very skeptical of what they are doing, and assumes it may be some
sort of scam. He also thinks Wendy may be his friend Bill’s
wife (and he is right), but he assumes there is absolutely no way his
friends wife would be basically naked selling kisses at the county
fair, so he buys one of her kisses.
In Ch. 14 of FF3 he runs
into them again and spanks the girls hard in the renne faire
pillory.
Goldie:
Goldie is a whore who
belongs to Cash Money. They both assault her in chapter 37 of
FFIV.
Graymalkin:
The very first character
mentioned in the first chapter of the first book of Family Feud. He
has as of yet had no speaking part. He is Bill's arch-rival on the
internet always espousing the opposing political or sports related
viewpoints.
Hector:
He also briefly appears in
Hard Times, he is a heavy set tattoo artist who works at “Chicos”
on the poor side of town.
Jenkins:
Brad Sr, Brad Jr, Janet, Gerald, Gloria: This
is a family that lives in the same neighborhood as the Taylors. We
first meet Gerald in FF2 (he has a small part in FF1, but is never
‘seen’ by the reader). He is a much younger but very
bright geeky friend to Chris.
Brad Sr and Janet are typical
yuppie suburbanites, upwardly mobile, judgmental, not particularly
proud of Gerald, extremely proud of their other two kids. Brad Sr. is
a Pharmacist.
Brad Jr is based loosely on Paul Rudd, Brad
Cooper, John Krasinski and all those young leading men romantic
heartthrobs. He attends Dartmouth and seems to have an attraction to
Jamie, that he feels bad about, since he believes his brother is
apparently dating her. Brad jr doesn’t prefer it, but he is
sometimes known as “Bradley” when his father is
present.
Gloria is mentioned briefly in FF3, she is apparently
a very attractive girl who is NOT on the cheerleading team.
Madam Chang and the Twins, Short Round: The work at “Madam Chang's Discount Novelty Emporium” in the county fair, and are introduced around Chapter 6 of FF3. In the beginning, the twins are known as Yuki and Kiko, but we later learn that is an alias and they are Robert and Neil. The reader never really knows where these people come from, as they seem to speak a smattering of Chinese, but some of the references they make are Korean, Japanese are just completely made up.
Medieval Steve: In Ch. 14 of FF3, he is introduced running a medieval side-show/tomato throwing booth. He is a businessman trying to make a profit, selling over-ripe produce to gullible fair-goers in need of some old fashioned fun. The kind that the puritans and medieval villagers probably took for granted when someone was locked in the stocks for real.
Author’s
Note: I’ve actually seen booths like these, and people happily
walk up and pay to have their pictures taken inside them. I’ve
seen people smush their ice-cream on someone’s nose, or tease
each other. The pillory isn’t locked, but sometimes it’s
heavy enough that you can’t get out without someone’s
help. I’ve also seen ‘escape artist’ shows where
the guy escapes from a straight jacket. Medieval Steve is sort of my
hybrid of all these showmen. I wanted someone who dressed the part,
but by looking at his face, he just didn’t look like he came
from that time period.
Mikey:
A tattoo artist who works
at the county fair, he is introduced early in FF3. He is a funny and
affable guy. Quick to laugh, his personal motto is “I’ll
do anything but Nazi stuff”.
Miller:
The Miller family are the
subject of the short story “Halloweiner” and appear in
Family Feud.
Hope Miller: Cheerleader and subject of Cathy
Griffin
Buddy and Gabby Miller: Buddy own’s a restaurant, is
very active in city council and he and his wife are also submissive
to Cathy Griffin.
Darrell Miller: Younger brother to Hope
Pewterschmidt,
Van: A former Boyfriend of
Wendy's older sister, and a neighbor to the Taylors. He is very
succesful, handsome and charming. He has a tattoo of a tiger with red
paws on his well muscled right arm. His first appearance is in Ch. 39
of FF3.
Pooper
Snoopers: There are some
kids who come to the fence when the girls sunbathe in FF2, who do not
identify themselves. They do not want to climb over the fence, just
peep at the girls. The girls have nicknamed them the “Pooper
Snoopers”. In Chapter 37 of FF3 we learn their names are Jimmy,
Gordon and Zeke (Ezekial) and they are Mrs. Waxerman's nephews. There
is someone named Gary who 'takes stinky shits' that they
know.
Principal
Banks: We never learn the
first Principal of CherryLawn’s name. He retires in FF2, but he
is described as a black man with a deep voice in his late fifties
immediately reminded Bill of “Phillip Banks” the Dad on
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Officer
Mark: Beatcop from FF4
chapter 30 with a boston accent. He is somewhat corrupt.
Old
Man Arcade: Early in FF3, I
introduce an elderly veteran who runs an arcade of old games that are
relics like he is. He has a novelty electric chair the girls use. He
is never named. He reappears in FF4 in chapter 5 to subject the girls
to a repaired version of the same chair.
Rahjid:
He is a motel owner on the bad-side of town. He has a brother-in-law
who is far more successful than him, and a wife who has no speaking
part in the story. The family owes him a great deal of money to get
Bill’s stuff at the motel out of “Hock” when he was
locked out for non-payment. Rahjid comes from Bahdrak district in
Ossira India. (ch.20 FFIV)
Rahjid introduces the family as:
“Betichod” – Bill (daughter
fucker)
“Randi ka
larka” – Chris (Prostitutes Son) – which he
shortens to “Randy”
“Gaand
ke Dhakan” and“Dheeli Choot” – Wendy (They
were actually pointing out her Butt plug and calling her a loose
cunt)
"Bhai Chhod bhayee chod” – Jamie (brother
fucker)
Rahjid’s
Brother-in law’s daughter’s name is Urmila Devi Das,
which is probably not her real name. It means “Slave of God”
She is kept in bondage for becoming too American- this is explained
further in chapter 25.
Rahjid’s Bitches:
Maya- “Big
Bird” – very tall transsexual hooker
Ronnie- Black
girl with a blonde wig
Doris – Puerto Rican girl with big
hair.
Kid’s Behind Rahjid’s Motel: They live in an
efficiency cabana at the end of a dirt road which is more dilapidated
than the ones in the front row. We learn that their mom is Doris and
that Doris has a brother who she refers to only as Hermano in ch 39
of FFIV.
Dante’- male, same age as the Waxerman
boys
Tiontay- male, same age age as the Waxerman boys, a little
more sensitive
Nasty – same age as Delilah Waxerman, so named by Wendy because she seems to think just everything is ‘nasty’ and uses the word profusely to describe the world around her.
Rapists:
The three bullies introduced in Ch 32 of FF3 are named Anthony,
George and one unnamed.
Reggie
and Reggie’s Dad: Reggie
is a black high school student who lives on the poor side of town and
works at a Wendy’s restaurant. We meet him in FF2, and in FF3
we meet him and his Dad who confront the family at a goldfish booth.
Reggie’s dad believes he is defending the girls.
Rosco:
Poor Rosco, the Taylor family’s lonely dog. He is almost always
chained out in the Taylor’s backyard.
Sargent
Buzzkill: Fastidious
manager of flea world introduced in FFIV. He has a habit of showing
up to forbid whatever spectacle/mess the Taylors are in. He considers
himself ‘above’ the customers and is loath to kick anyone
completely out of Flea World.
$ales,
Buddy: Introduced in
chapter two of FFIV, Buddy Sales is an elderly man equal parts Milton
Berle, Phil Silvers and Sid Caesar. They meet him at a flea
market.
Steve (AKA
Work Steve): a young
executive, who works with Wendy. He was placed in charge of Wendy (by
Bill) to supervise her at the office. He has been picking her up and
dropping her off at work (since Wendy’s car was wrecked in
FF1). He sends regular status reports to Bill, believing Wendy to be
a ‘nymphomaniac’ who is learning aversion therapy. He may
actually not care why Wendy is willing to let him boss her around,
give her his work, use her office and piggyback on her career, since
he is regularly fucking her.
Softtails
Dancers/Staff – titty
bar introduced in FFIV Ch.13
Easy
money: Dancer who works at
“Soft Tails” (AKA: The Crab Shack) introduced in chapter
13 of FFIV.
Harley:
Dancer and biker chick, her daughter Marlboro works there
too.
Bartender:
Never named, looks like Sarah Silverman (but claims to not know who
that is).
Bouncer:
Big burly biker type, never named. He says “Yeah, we get that a
lot” A lot.
Herbert:
Regular, he is a little old drunk black man who tries to stick wadded
up bills up the dancers asses.
Taylor
Family (Distant relatives): Early
in FF2, the girl’s must make “Affirmation movies”
that are going to be used if they don’t follow through on the
agreement. They are going to be sent to ‘distant relatives’.
This is where we learn that Wendy has family out in Indiana who would
probably very much disapprove of how Wendy is living. We learn that
Wendy was raised on a farm when she was much younger. Her parents
are hard working, pragmatic farmers. She has a brother (Ted) who she
believes was in real estate or a broker of some kind. She has an
older sister who is a former beauty pageant winner named
Lisa.
“Bill’s Mom” is mentioned in FF1,
leading the reader to conclude his dad probably isn’t in the
picture with her any more. She apparently lives close enough that he
could go to her house by truck, but further away than his own house
from Rahjid’s motel.
Author’s Note: The real scoop is Bill’s mom babied him, her perception is Wendy has ‘taken him away from her’, and that he may have been a star athlete had he not started working early to support raising a family. Bill did work for his dad’s business, but we are never told anything about his father. Could there be some reason Bill feels he has has insecurities about his manhood that are related to him? Probably.
Uncle
Creepy: This is one of my
favorite characters; he is very endearing to me. Spooky and quiet, he
seems to have glommed on to the family like a puppy in FF3. He claims
to be a security guard, although if he is, no one could tell. He
always seems to be lurking around quietly, and he is so innocuous you
often don’t notice he is there (or that he has gone). He has
not given his name in the story, so he is only known as “Uncle
Creepy”.
Vicky
Larson: “Icky with a
V”, we have yet to meet Vicky, only hear about her. She is
apparently a peer and rival to Wendy at her place of work. She would
delight in Wendy’s downfall and destruction.
Author’s
Note: I wrote Vicky
based on the concept that whenever a woman works in an office, she
often finds herself with a bitter rival, who she must work closely
with. “Oh she is trying to destroy me!!”. This is often a
little dramatic hyperbole.
Waxerman,
Victoria: Neighborhood
gossip and busybody where the Taylor’s live. She is often seen
walking her dog “Mr Snips”. She has disapproved of Wendy
for many years, but most likely this is due to a certain amount of
jealousy that Wendy seemed to have a great career and an active
lifestyle. Victoria was raised in the mountains but speaks like a
walking thesaurus.
She thinks the world of Bill Taylor, who
she considers to be a simple man trying to do what is right for his
family. She thinks Chris is a simpleton, but she seems to like him.
She thinks Jamie is salvageable but has fallen under her mother’s
“Jezebel” influence.
The family discovered that
it was kind of amusing to push her buttons, tell her things to see
how she reacts. She generally reacts with disgust, but she continues
to stay seated, demanding to hear more, leading one to believe she
secretly enjoys hearing all the sordid details. She introduced the
family to what has become known as the “patented Waxerman
Tabasco Colonic”.
Author’s
Note: I based this
character in part on a few influences. I describe her as half
“Granny” and half “Mrs. Jane” from the
Beverly hillbillies. She has equal parts “Mountain justice/old
fashioned/fundamentalist” and the snooty intellectualism of
Mrs. Jane. I would also say she makes me think about “Tammy
Faye Bakker”. Conspirator is a movie with Elizabeth Taylor from
1949 – there is just a touch of “Aunt Jessica” from
that movie as well.
See also “Pooper Snoopers”,
her nephews Jimmy, Gordon and Ezekial.
Delilah
Waxerman is her favored
niece, a raven haired, freckle faced southern girl with a mean
streak. She is older sister to the pooper snoopers.
Weird Larry: Homeless man who lives behind the Best Buy near the Taylor Household. He is introduced in Ch.25 of FFIII. He looks like Uncle Creepy except with a beard.
Wilbur: Powerfully built, almost seven foot tall employee of porn store of Metro Adult MegaStore.
MISCELLANEOUS
This
is a section for me to stick some notes about some of the rules and
things that I think may be worth noting, that are not people.
The
Taylor Women’s Bill of Rights
(AKA Declaration of Independence) is introduced in ch. 1 of FF1. It
contains nine articles that outline in broad terms the rules of the
house. It never specifies anything kinky or sexual in nature. The
intention was to use this to illustrate how structured and detailed
Wendy could be, how organized in her thinking.
I find that
sometimes people really enjoy it when I put specific rules or bullet
point things in my stories to make them stand out.
“Bill’s
Bill” In ch.9 of FF2,
we read about “Bill’s Bill,” it is Bill’s
attempt at being organized for his wife’s benefit. He hasn’t
had a lot of time when he puts it together to change his nature as
more of a ‘play it by ear’ kind of guy. He does a good
job of trying to cover all his bases and outline the rules for the
girls, but by contrast to the Taylor Women’s Bill of Rights,
his work is a sloppy, disorganized mess, with coffee rings and
cross-outs on the papers he was working on.
It
was my intention that it not be iron-clad and complete. Their journey
is about realizing some of the loopholes and open for interpretation
clauses. The family has had a discussion about amending the bill, to
clarify some things that they needed to do.
The “Red
Flag” is a clause where the family has a ‘safety valve’,
it works kind of like a ‘safe word’ but is geared more
towards discussion and resolving a conflict of rules.
One of
the other aspects of Bill’s Bill is the three tiered punishment
system.
1. Infraction: There are 10 kinds of infraction
punishments that can be administered, they are light punishments
intended for day to day corrections. They have almost no oversight,
and can be doled out at will. The best analogy I have for these, is
they are like the spurs, riding crop and reins on a horse, intended
not to be abused, but for use to get things done.
2.
Correction: There are cards in a fishbowl that represent much more
difficult punishments (although a tiny few are actually treats, so
that the girls can hold out hope). The correction is for more serious
rule breaking and follows a more formal process. At this point in the
story, the girls have been such good girls, they haven’t had
many corrections.
3. Judgment: This is the highest level
punishment. It is for the biggest issues there can be, sort of Bill’s
idea of a “Supreme Court” except only he gets to decide.
(Which is interesting, because he told Chris they were equal in all
things). So far, this has not come up in the story.
“Bill's
First Amendment” introduces new rules and refinements to
“Bill's Bill” in FF3 Ch. 23. It includes the concept of
W.H.O.R.E as it relates to the core values of the house to be
instilled into the Taylor women.
W - Working. Producing tangible goods and services for the Taylor Men. Dates who pay to be escorted by the Taylor women can “Tip” a number of W’s at the end of the date equivalent to the courtesy they were extended by the females.
H - Humiliation. Acceptance and participation in both humiliation dares, and living a life that recognizes and encourages your humility.
O - Obedience. Demonstrating a willingness and desire to obey your betters.
R - Respect. Show your respect to those in authority. This should not be confused with normal expected protocols of Taylor women. Saying “Sir” is a sign of respect, but this letter is awarded when sluts go above and beyond normal expectations.
E -
Enthusiasm.
Taylor Men don not want robots. We expect you not only to
participate, but to participate enthusiastically. To earn this
letter, you should be suggesting your own dares, or helping in your
own discipline. You should do your chores and complete your
assignments, no matter how unpleasant with a pleasing face and
attitude.
POSITIONS:
There
are a few regular positions that come up every now and
then.
Attention: This is a type of parade rest that was used
in FF1, and is based on something Wendy had posed for in college. It
involves standing straight up, eyes straight ahead, legs apart, hands
behind you, resting on your ass cheeks.
The
rest were introduced in FF2 or later:
Inspection position one/ “First Position”: Stand up with legs shoulders width apart, chest out, head straight. Hands placed on ass cheeks pulling them both apart, and knees slightly bent.
Inspection position two/”second position”: Bent at the waist, knees more bent, and holding ass apart,
Squat: Spread knees apart squatting, cup her tits with her hands, and look straight ahead. Ass should be parallel to the ground. This is the default position for “ringing the bells” at the house (under green alert).
Curtsy:
This is a formal curtsy, involving dropping the head (submissively),
bending at the knee, and pulling one’s skirt out (or imaginary
skirt if naked).
Spread-Clench-Release: Are one word commands
that Chris taught the girls to pull apart their breasts or ass cheeks
and take some object to deliver it some place else. The context
depends on which way the girl is facing when she gets the order and
what he has in his hand at the time.
Affirmation position
–doggy – forehead touching the ground, ass facing the
person you are giving the affirmation to with both hands pulling
cheeks apart.
The girls are taught when they replace butt
plugs to stand or crawl butt to butt and insert them for each other –
to work as a team in FFIV ch. 19
FFIV ch. 34 they added S.H.I.T for advanced whoring
S. –Sexuality. You are to fuck, suck, lick, tongue, rim, nibble, nuzzle, kiss, rub, massage, anyone or anything we say, how we say, when we say, and for whatever amount of money we say – that includes Roscoe.
H- Humorous. You must make Chris and I laugh with your pathetic antics, the way you do in white alert situations and by oinking and wallowing in your piggyness. If we are to get something out of this besides fucking you – it is that.
I - Impress. You must each compete with each other daily to impress us. Who is the bigger slut? Who is better at sucking dicks? Who can hold the most cum in her mouth the longest. You will both be graded in competition with one another.
T- Training – you must continue your education in discipline. You must sleep bound up to avoid getting into mischief, accept our punishments and consequences and defer to our wisdom. You eat, shit, walk, talk the way you have been taught for the duration of your commitment – That includes at the internet user’s forum unless I give you express permission to pretend to be a trophy wife and over-achieving cheerleader.
CATCH
PHRASES
Just a few of
the more commonly used ‘catch phrases’, that people often
find themselves using.
"pulled a Jamie!" – If you really like something, fudge ice cream, then Chris intends to say “Pulled a Jamie”, he is looking forward to running into someone who really likes something so he can use the expression. This a reference to Jamie's uncontrollable mega-orgasm in FF3 due to over-stimulation on many levels. The scene was the equivalent to the diner in when Harry Met Sally, except picture Meg rolling around on the floor mewling and writhing for real for about 10 minutes.
“bros
before ho's” The Taylor men like to fist bump and say this.
The girls have adopted a cute “ho’s after bro’s”
fist bump in ironic solidarity with one another.
“Taylor
men come first” intended as a double entendre, for cumming
first in sex, this is one of the new household mantras from ff2
“You know a whore's mouth is only good for two things. sucking and swallowing” - FFIV chapter 29
“boys rule, girls drool” this is based on a t-shirt that Jamie used to wear (which had the opposite sentiment) as a little girl. Apparently, it bothered Chris enough to remember it, and the guy’s adopted it as their official house motto in FF2.
“You think your shit don't stink” – A common accusation of the girls, so much so it deserves mention. It is speaking to the fact that the girls really aren’t as critical of themselves as they are the men.
“Give
it the old college try” – A saying that Bill thinks is
intended as an insult towards him, since he did not go to college. In
FF3 we learn it’s real meaning has been lost over time, and
that Wendy originally told herself that when struggling to get
through college, overcome difficult odds and be a good wife. Say
something long enough and it’s original context gets
forgotten.
“Cock is Cock” in FF3 in CH. 21 Wendy
reveals this is a slogan she has to pretend she lived by, to keep up
the pretense that she is a sex addict to Steve at work.
EASTER
EGGS
Easter eggs
are a way of hiding little inside jokes, homages, “thank yous”,
and inspirations in a story. They are not supposed to be ‘obvious’,
hence the reason you would have to hunt for them. I may have actually
buried some other Easter eggs and simply forgot I did that. You will
also find quotes (and famous misquotes), jokes and pop culture
references throughout the story. I am not sure if those would really
qualify as “Easter Eggs”. I did try to cuss in several
different languages (German, Chinese). I’ll keep at that.
I
have enjoyed slipping in actual information into the story, the
history of enemas for instance. Some things.
Here is a list
of some of the Easter Eggs that I can remember including by
story:
Family Feud
One:
The Griffin
brothers are named for the brothers in "Big Valley";
Jarrod, Nick and Heath. I am not a fan of the show or anything. It
just seemed humorous to me.
Family
Feud Two:
In
Chico’s tattoo parlor, the kids in the waiting room are from
another story I wrote called “Hard Times”.
When
Brad Jenkins is introduced – the name was chosen because “Brad”
or “Bradley” is such a common name for the love interest
or the ‘good guy’ in humiliation stories by popular
authors that I thought it was sort of an homage to use that cliché’.
Family
Feud Three :
At
Mikey’s tattoo gazebo, the woman who is finishing her tattoo is
from another story I wrote called “Hard Times”, she is
“Aunt Crystal”. She is also apparently an ex-girlfriend
of Mikey.
The Chang Twins, Robert and Neil are a play on
words, for “Bob and Kneel”.
Some of the people who
talk to (or avoid) the girls when they are dancing in front of
Chang’s are based on people who have written to me about the
story. At least, their alter-egos are what I think they may be
like.
In Ch. 7 of FF3, I refer to something that happened
verbatim in Ch. 7 of FF2.
In
Ch. 12 I mention a fight breaks out between two girls. I plan to
have this to appear in a future story from the perspective of the
girls fighting.
In Ch. 14 I quote a lot of Shakespeare in
context of the story. The title is actually a famous misquote of
Shakespeare. I find that ironic, but considering it is a kind of
mini-Renne Faire, and Renne Faire is more about fun than historical
accuracy, the misquote is apropos. It also sums up the chapter
nicely.
When
thinking of a rival high school for Cherry Lawn, I picked the name
Union County Rams because;
Union County High is an actual high
school where the students tried to film porn between classes. Who
knows if their reasons were an aspiring blackmailer like Cathy
Griffin, or just young, dumb and full of cum girls were willing to be
filmed and people can buy video cameras on the cheap. I named their
mascot the “Rams”, since the Cherry Lawn Trojans are also
a brand of condom.
In both Wendy and Jamie's journals I
reference some of the same events from two different perspectives. I
also have them express the exact same sentiments about each other
helping “Be their rock”. I assume they talked about this
at some point, and came away with the shared opinion.
I also
have Wendy describe her dream in detail, while I have Jamie talk
about having a dream and saying only a truly wicked bitch would write
down the sordid details of a dirty dream. It is funny to me, since
neither are privy to each other's journals (or know about each
other's dreams).
In Ch. 24 “Spanker in the Rye”, I have done an homage to one of my favorite books, Catcher in the Rye. I have taken quotes or themes from the book and incorporated them (in context) to the chapter. I also write the journal in a style similar to the way that book was done.
As an interesting aside, I also did something I wish more stories would do. I had the girls find out their punishments, but they will be left to stew and think about them for a while before they are carried out (in another chapter). This also means the reader can contemplate them for a little while, instead of just hearing what the punishment is and immediately reading it. A little more suspense and tension.
In
Ch. 25, I add “Korean” to the list of languages that have
made it into the
story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9CALKOvAI
This
is the link to the song “Bubble Pop” by Hyuna if you want
to hear it.
In
ch. 20 FFIV I add Hindi to the list of languages
The
chapter title for 20 comes from something on Saturday Night Live that
a fox news commentor said cryptically - Two
Truths, One Lie and a Million Secrets
Family Feud IV:
I wanted to paint Mr. Dragovich as the “Only Principal in the history of sex stories that was not a sex maniac.” They are either like Mr. Drysdale from Beverly Hillbillies except instead of money – about sex or they are a cuckold to someone who pulls their strings.
I wanted him to be a normal nice guy who plays by the rules when he can – but he has needs.
Probably one of the only times you’ll see a porn story with a Principal like that.
CHAPTER
9 of FF2 – FULL RULES
“Bill's
Bill”
Was
illustrated, in the margins, penis's shooting off dashed lines into
stars, and boobs with big round nipples, words like “ASS”
underlined. There was an almost artistic modern calligraphy to the
margin art. Cornucopia with fruit, and dildos, it was kind of garish,
but it really was creative.
READERS
NOTE: The organization
of Bill's Bill is all over the place and a bit of a mess. Hand
written notes with scratch out marks. What follows is a taste of some
of Bill's Bill in the patch-work style he wrote it in but summarized
for your benefit. This is in direct contrast to Wendy's “Bill
of Taylor Women's Rights” from the first Family Feud story
which was organized and followed a more analytical line of thinking.
The
outline/highlights were as follows:
This
will be written in plain legible lettering by the women, and placed
on the doors.
“We are a often times nude household that also involves BDSM (Bondage Discipline, Sadism and Masochism) relationship, where the women living here are submissive to others within the house. The women of the house MUST be respectful and subservient at all all times. This is a consensual relationship and NOT required of any non consenting females.”
It also outlined
that the old Taylor women's bill of rights will be torn in half, by
each of the Taylor women, who will then wipe it thoroughly with their
own asses, and pussies and they will then both be required to eat the
paper. They will then admit it was a bad idea to EVER try to be above
a man, because in the Taylor Household, Men rule and girls drool!
This will be filmed on webcam.
The Taylor women will also each
pose with a copy of bill's bill and a sign saying “I agree”
for 5 pictures that will be stored digitally. These poses will be
naturally humiliating so that the viewer can easily tell that the
women willingly put themselves into this predicament in order to
confirm their willingness to carry out the terms. If they should fail
to meet their end of the terms of the agreement, then the pictures of
both of them may be released to friends, and family members through
the internet. This includes Wendy's mother and father who live in
Indiana.
If the women complete the terms of the agreement,
they will be granted the only copies of these pictures and any other
confirmation evidence held by the men.
The Men were defined as
Bill and Chris Taylor, AKA “Masters”, “Sirs”
and “Owners”.
The Women were defined as Wendy and
Jamie Taylor AKA “Sluts”, “Skanks” and
“Whores”.
Family Motto: “Boys Rule, girls
drool.”
It then went on to define
Speech
protocol:
-That
there would be verbal as well as physical humiliation, in the form of
rude awakening affirmations in both public and private.
-Rules about honesty, and lies and how the women were natural schemers and manipulators and had to be kept under tight scrutiny to avoid it.
-Rules and
examples, about having to say what you mean, and mean what you say. A
good example, was having to ask to shit or piss, because the
vulgarity amused the owners. It also talked about just keeping your
word and finishing what you started.
Punishments:
-The
most detail was reserved for this section of the document. There were
three tiers or levels of punishment.
1. Infractions
2. Corrections
3. Judgments
There
were ten kinds of basic day to day punishments. Called
“Infractions”. These were simple tools they could use to
help motivate and control the women, affirm their position, and as
long as there was no over use at home the men were free to use any
combination of the following:
1-Time Out/Restricted movement
2-Shock- things that go buzz
3-Elements - Freezing bra/thong, ice cubes held in mouth, ice, heat, water, air, various low level versions of using the world itself and mother nature to teach us a lesson.
4-Beating- Blunt pain/whips/floggers
5- Food -diet control, eating something nasty
6- Bathroom -bathroom control
7- Sexuality. - using tits/ass to punish sluts, holding self open obscenely/wiggling
8 Endurance -jumping jacks, high stepping
9 furniture - Be furniture
10 Dance - Dance in place for a period of time
Bill hadn't explained the detail around these in the document, assuming that the bullet points stood for themselves He did however explain verbally that his use of the bathroom, was to deny them a privilege of privacy, that women enjoy. Citing that men piss in urinal troughs, or on tire trucks, they enjoy farting in elevators with their buddies and then jumping out right at their floor, leaving them stuck with the smell.
He said women
generally like things tranquil and peaceful, and can enjoy a
satisfying time alone. So just like denying a man sex, he felt
denying them a satisfying shit alone on the toilet, or something
delicious to eat, was as close as he could come.
The sexuality
he said, that even though his daughter was “theoretically”
a virgin, she obviously knew how to tease and taunt boys, to get what
she wants, just like her mom, and so the power and control of being
attractive wouldn't be denied her, as much as it would be turned back
against her, so she could see the opposite point of view.
Men view sluts with
a certain disdain not reserved for angelic pretty young things, so it
suited him just fine his daughter would have herself taken down a peg
or two, or three and be seen as a slut. This would make her
powerless, unable to summon the white knights who so often come out
to stand up for a girl whose done nothing but manipulate with her
beauty. “Helen of Troy” he said without explaining
why.
Bill explained two other tiers of punishment, and that
infractions could under certain circumstances be applied in public
places. He gave examples of how that would have to be done in a way
that suited the crime at hand, feeling that addressing a discipline
issue when it happens was much better.
The other two tiers
of punishment were a little fuzzier. They had created “Corrections”
on index cars. Some of them were actually going to be treats, but
most Bill explained, were going to be much harsher forms of
infractions. These were for much more harsher situations, when the
girls tried to defy them, or had a severe discipline problem. They
would have to apologize for what they did and then ask to draw from
the correction bowl (Which had at one time been Chris's goldfish
bowl, but he had long since stopped feeding that fish).
The
third tier of punishment, was called Judgments and only Bill could
hand them out. They were for the most severe issues, extreme defiance
or neglect. Bill could terminate the service of either girl, and
elect to send out all their dirty photos and videos that had been
taken as confirmation they were willing to do this, if the girl did
not agree to the punishment that Bill felt suited the situation. This
was a type of check and balance.
Bill having
actually listened to his wife a time or two, knew that she would like
a couple “Safety valves” in the contract. This was one of
them, so that should his solution punishment not suit the girls, they
had the option of basically ending things as long as they were
willing to endure the photos out in the internet.
Bill also
defined a “Naughty Book” that would be used to record
wrong doings the girls did. It was really a sheet of paper to be
placed on magnets on the fridge. However, each man was also going to
be able to carry a sheet of paper in his back pocket to write down
things, he may not have time to address or been able to address.
These will be gone over at family meetings and sentences carried out
accordingly.
Apologies:
Bill outlined a
three step apology process where the woman would first admit her
mistake and apologize for it. Then she would beg forgiveness, and
then be punished.
Dating
and Fidelity:
Any
and all marriage vows of monogamy will be completely overlooked
during the education period. The women are to think of themselves as
sluts, but sluts in the service of their owners, and will always
first have to gain permission when anything kinky happens.
There
were some scratches around the word “Dating?” and “$$$”,
with a lot more drawings and doodles in this section making Wendy
think Bill sort of skimped on this section.
Red
Flag:
As the Taylor
women are by their very nature skeptical and not trusting of their
betters, the women would be likely to question and potentially
hesitate in carrying out their orders.
There were some lines
scratched through explaining examples from the previous day where the
girls seemed in doubt about going through with this entirely.
This
section outlined an opportunity for males or females to call “Red
Flag” for rare conditions, when they feel things have gone too
far. Things will be backed down, people will cool off and within 72
hours a family meeting will be had to address it. If the females are
doing this to get out of something that has already been resolved,
then shall receive at the very least a correction, and more likely a
judgment against them. Nothing was specified if the men needed to
call a red flag and it turned out to be unnecessary.
Limits:
Bill didn't put a
lot of explanation here, at least not enough for Wendy's liking. They
had incorporated the analogy of the “radio dial” from the
night before, except the drawing of the dial looked suspiciously like
a big fat nipple.
In his example, he made several lists and
numbered them 1-10, each number on the list grouping like behaviors
together.
-Humiliation
At level
one, it was flashing a nipple to a stranger, at level two a pussy,
and so on up to level ten where several implausible scenarios
outlined being naked at a circus, beach, “and so on”,
making Wendy wonder what and so on was.
-Bondage/Pain
At level one this was simple hand cuffs, or a whip to the boob or butt, by level three it was it was being in a cage, or having a gag in, and it went up to ten with more over the top scenarios such as being hung upside down on a cross while a motorcycle gang beats you. There were dozens of examples at every level on the radio dial all increasingly harsher.
-Sexuality
At level one
it was sort of first base, kissing and hugging, and the next level
second base with being felt up, and groped, and on it went, up to and
including sex with dogs, gangbangs and the like at level ten. Wendy
wondered if Bill just felt the need to be complete, or did he have
any intention of doing these things?
Bill didn't actually
define where the line was drawn, as much as he simply seemed to be
defining his terms here. So he could refer to “Bondage at about
a level four”
He seemed to be indicating there would be
a balanced three-pronged focus to address shortcomings using tools of
scorn and ridicule for humility, pain both physical and mental and
that the sexuality seemed to address the shrew-fulness of the women,
their frigidity.
This seemed kind of odd to two girls who had
strings tied around their clit hoods, naked on the carpet, that THEY
would be considered shrewful, but Bill explained before they could
ask that it was all BEFORE their education would begin he was
referring too.
Hygiene
and the importance of women being women:
Here Bill outlined
his belief in a 1950s style household, which he described a bit like
walking with books on your head to gain perfect posture, to become a
June Clever/Tv Land style/Norman Rockwell's version of a stepford
wife.
This seemed to be a philosophy in direct contrast with
the harsh and often brutal trainings on the radio dial above.
This
part of the document then went into exact specifications about
everything from make up, to brushing teeth, to bathing, and menstrual
cycles. He underlined “Why
are they always in Synch??!?”
Reading this
caused Jamie and her mom to giggle a little.
There was a
little more on the panty rags used to gag them, and the bitch box,
and some other rules and regulations about street legal clothing and
appropriateness. Although it seemed to suggest it was appropriate for
sluts to be dressed like sluts.
Work/School:
This
explained that the women would continue to go to work and school as
normal.
It explained that there would be dietary/dress
restrictions and certain motivating forces at school but failed to go
into a lot of detail.
Jamie got the
impression that she was going to have to report to Chris throughout
the day, and he would be checking up on her.
Wendy wasn't
sure how she would manage her job as an executive project manager,
and still play Bill's games. This was an area that put a lot of
butterflies in her stomach and questions in her head.
Virtues of the Good Slut:
This was
interesting, to Wendy. it was surprising it was so far down in Bill's
list, but as he had hand wrote it, it probably was stream of
consciousness as he wrote his sections.
Humility
Obedience
Patience
Endurance
He
went on to outline them, pointing out the acronym “HOPE”
Humility:
Humility means the absence of Pride. A slut with Pride is a slut who
holds herself above others, who feels slut is ‘too good’
to grin and bear the daily grind. To this end, a slut must be willing
to be subjected to Humiliations and embarrassments designed to remove
her of this vanity called Pride.
Obedience: Obedience means that the slut is not only required to do what slut ‘likes’ to do, but that slut must submit to truly obey even when the tasks contains some element of hard work, disgusting or even silly. To obey is the purpose of the slut, and slut must exhibit the traits not only to her Owner but to those around her who are themselves not sluts. slut must be willing to undergo the trials and tribulations and present herself for this work despite her hardships and suffering for her Owner will offer her no sympathy.
Patience: Fast Paced short attention spans are the way of the world in our vanilla societies, but a slut must exhibit the patience to wait, and listen. slut must be prepared to invest the time to do a job correctly, but by the same token slut may not ‘drag ass’ and should not purposely move too slowly in her duties.
Endurance:
Endurance is not unlike Obedience, with the exception that the slut
realizes slut must endure much suffering and hardships to serve in
this life. The slut will have to endure serving others with her body
and time.
Then he went on to outline the shortcomings of HIS
slut.
Anal-Retentive
Perfectionism
Too
Critical
Selfish and Self-absorbed
Manipulative
Can't
be wrong
Stingy with time, affection and attention.
Favoritism
(Both sluts stick together).
CHAPTER
23 of FF3 - FULL RULES
Bill’
and Chris’s First Amendment
We the Men of the Taylor household, in order to form a more Perfect Society, and to insure our Domestic Tranquility have decided to enhance the original Bill with this amendment.
While this amendment is designed to clarify the original Bill, where there is conflict between the Bill and this amendment, this amendment takes precedence.
As the girls are to be treated equally under the rules of the house, any and all females shall endure them equally while under training.
Article One –
Terms of Chastity
Chastity
devices will be offered to the girls at meaningful times when it is
appropriate for them to wear them.
If the girl’s want to put them on, then their bottom holes are essentially off limits for training, games, dares, or play by anyone (including themselves). They can only remove them by getting permission from “key holders” who will supervise the removal and prompt re-application of the device so that they do not play with themselves while it is off.
If the girls do not put them on when given the opportunity then bottom holes are in play. This includes being touched, inspected and played with when instructed by Taylor men or authorized supervisors. It will still be punishable for sluts to play with themselves without permission and may be considered an “correction”.(2nd level punishment)
Stretching and kegel exercises may be ordered when chastity belts are not worn. Girls go without them at their own risk.
The girls do not have to take more than one finger of penetration in their holes if Chastity belts are not worn.
Exceptions:
Willingly choose a
game, contest, dare or other activity that is understood by her to
include a cock, she will be required to finish the activity including
servicing the cock, or suffer an appropriate penalty.
As part
of marital obligations.
If there is no practical way to
wear the chastity belt, due to swimming or showering, the owners will
notify the girls they have “Free Hole Time”. They
will be treated as if they had on chastity belts, but they do not
have to wear them. Girls are still forbidden from playing with
themselves or touching themselves without permission.
Free Hole Time may only be granted by Taylor men or handlers.
Article Two- Letters
While stars can still be earned by performing a specific dare that has a star as a reward, those are designed to be hard to do, and failure is expected for most dares ( anything worth doing is never easy). The Stars chart the progress towards the completion of the training program.
We shall introduce a letter system that will provide the Taylor men with a more flexible incentive system for moderately complex tasks. Letters will be awarded for specific, measurable tasks and dares, and contest awards, but also when a Taylor girl is caught “doing something right”
When she demonstrates the spirit of submission, that is spelled out in the letters she can be awarded the appropriate one. Each letter corresponds to a different Taylor woman value.
Trivial activities of little consequence or normal protocol will carry with them no letter reward.
There are five
letters, each symbolizing a specific core belief that will be
instilled in the training. Once a female collects a set of all five
letters, they will
immediately be converted into a star.
The letters (and what they symbolize) are:
W - Working. Producing tangible goods and services for the Taylor Men. Dates who pay to be escorted by the Taylor women can “Tip” a number of W’s at the end of the date equivalent to the courtesy they were extended by the females.
H - Humiliation. Acceptance and participation in both humiliation dares, and living a life that recognizes and encourages your humility.
O - Obedience. Demonstrating a willingness and desire to obey your betters.
R - Respect. Show your respect to those in authority. This should not be confused with normal expected protocols of Taylor women. Saying “Sir” is a sign of respect, but this letter is awarded when sluts go above and beyond normal expectations.
E - Enthusiasm.
Taylor Men don not want robots. We expect you not only to
participate, but to participate enthusiastically. To earn this
letter, you should be suggesting your own dares, or helping in your
own discipline. You should do your chores and complete your
assignments, no matter how unpleasant with a pleasing face and
attitude.
Taylor women must have a complete spelling of WHORE
to obtain a star.
Taylor women will memorize the core values
and when asked about their tattoo will admit they are whores to their
Taylor Men. They will also volunteer enthusiastically that each
letter is to remind them of one of the core values and if the person
wants to hear it, they are to explain each letter patiently.
The Taylor
women are also to understand the principles of “HOPE”,
Humility, Obedience, Patience and Endurance from the original rules.
The WHORE values reinforce and overlap those core principles.
Article Three- Hierarchy
In the Taylor Family, men come first, women come second in all things.
In order to
establish a more orderly household, the Taylor men may now promote
and demote individuals to the following roles. The roles are listed
from highest to lowest.
Owner:
The Taylor Men, Bill and Chris own the Taylor women equally. This is
the highest rank within the house and entitles them to all privileges
and authorities jointly. They will make decisions together, and
handle judgments together. It can be assumed that when one Owner
speaks, he speaks with the authority of both owners on all matters.
Handler:
A Handler will be granted a silver key that they may present as proof
of their status. This key will unlock the chastity belts worn by the
females of the house. The Handler is a supervisor who has been
entrusted to act as an agent of the Owner. They can oversee and
conduct infraction, inspections and report all behavior warranting
corrections and judgments to the Owners if they are not present.
Handlers have permission to enforce “infraction” level
discipline and correct all Taylor females . Handlers can award no
more than 10 letters per day(in total). Handlers may change
alert levels (see article six).
To be a Handler, one must prove they understand all ten types of “infractions” and be a trustworthy individual. They must show sound judgment when changing alert levels and instructing the females.
Steve and Cathy Griffin are Handlers.
Key Holder: A key holder may be a temporary title granted for a period of time, or a person may hold that rank permanently. A key holder will be granted a bronzed key that they may present as proof of their status. This key will unlock the chastity belts worn by the females of the house. Key holders may not punish the Taylor women, but they can report their behavior and award no more than 5 letters per day (in total). Key holders may not change alert levels.
This is a role primarily intended for men who will be dating the Taylor women. They have direct supervisory capability even though they may not punish. They may inspect at appropriate times under the right protocol.
It is the responsibility of the owners to fully discuss the rules for taking our sluts out in public. This includes the “Seven Rules for Dating” (Article Four).
Owners can require a cash deposit and ID from any key holder they do not personally know before permitting them in this role.
Key holders may not forbid the girls to put back on their chastity belt. If the chastity belt is on they may not play with or insert objects or fingers into any of the slots or openings in the belt.
Authority: A special role for principals, teachers, fire men, employers, police officers, and any one in a position to arrest, obtain, suspend, or fire someone. An automatic condition of “Red Alert” (See Article six) applies when they are present unless otherwise implicitly ordered by an Owner.
Sir/Ma’am: Any one over the age of nine years old, who is not in any of the other roles. They will be treated with respect as the better of the girls. They will only be referred to by their name if they request it, or as ordered by a key holder or higher.
Child:
Anyone nine or younger, who is not in any of the other roles. They
will be treated with respect as the better of the girls, however they
will be referred to by their name.
Whore:
The females of the house,
who are owned and trained by the males of the house. They will labor,
serve and amuse their betters whenever possible and live the virtues
of WHORE and the values of HOPE whenever possible.
Pig: A role reserved for females of the house who have proven they are not benefitting from our generous education and discipline program. This role requires stricter discipline, harsher penalties. The Pig will not walk on two legs at home without special permission except during red alert protocol. The pig role will automatically be applied if either Taylor girl fails to get all of her stars within 30 days of the start of her training. It is intended to be an incentive to hurry up.
It will be the duty of all Taylor women to recognize and respect each role according to their status.
Article Four – Rules for Dating My Wife or Daughter (key holder rules)
(Formerly the “Seven Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter”)
ONE-No back talk from her, she'll eat what you order her, she'll watch any movie you want without complaint. She'll listen to anything you say, and let you finish your thoughts completely before she speaks.
TWO--She'll show deference to you, she'll call you and any male she encounters Sir, and any female “Ma'am” with few exceptions. She is not to flirt with others unless you want her too while she is under your supervision.
You may ask her questions about her discipline, and the core values of the house if it interests you. She is not to bore you with those details and protocols unless you explicitly ask for explanations. Please understand the girls are being trained in ways of humility, obedience, patience and endurance. They will remain submissive for the entirety of the date unless you act in an unstable or dangerous manner or violate any of the conditions of these rules.
Then they have my
permission to contact me, and there will be repercussions, including
the possible loss of your deposit.
THREE--She
is to sit without crossing her legs. She isn't a proper lady, so
don't expect that.
FOUR--She is to sit and walk straight up, not slouch.
FIVE---She'll
ask permission to piss or shit, and she needs to tell you which. You
can only make her wait up to 15 minutes, and you can't make her do it
in public places.
SIX---
Other than the bathroom, you are not to let her out of your sight. If
she does have to go to the bathroom, or you have to excuse yourself
to go, you should stuff her panties into her mouth so she doesn't
talk to anyone else. She may require you to let her out of a chastity
belt. You should observe her the entire time. She is not permitted to
play with herself. She can wipe quickly and promptly put the belt
back on.
You may not touch
her pussy or ass, if she removes her chastity belt for this
purpose.
SEVEN---You
may not discipline them, or have sex with them. This includes playing
with her tits, mouth or ass (see exceptions). You may however
handcuff her hands behind her back as long as it is done discretely
especially if you feel she is up to any sort of shenanigans. You may
make out with them for up to ten minutes on my porch before you drop
them off, if you are dropping them off on time and have time left.
You may pinch/twist, play with tits, or kiss open mouth during the
ten minute “good bye session” even if she has on a
chastity belt.
You may want to keep a running list of things you feel they did wrong, that were not pleasing or in the spirit in which you rented them. We will cheerfully correct their behavior when they get home, but no refunds will be issued under any circumstances.
Exceptions: If the
girl did not wear a chastity belt to the date, you may pinch, twist,
touch tits, mouth, clit or ass. You may not penetrate the asshole or
cunt with more than a finger.
Article
Five- Bells
There will be two distinct bells purchased for the whores of the house. Each Taylor woman will learn the sound of her bell and will come immediately to the source of the bell.
In Green Alert (See article six)
When she arrives, unless otherwise instructed she is to take the “Squat position”. Spread knees apart squatting, cup her tits with her hands, and look straight ahead. Ass should be parallel to the ground.
In Yellow Alert
When she arrives she is to kneel on the floor, legs apart, palms on thighs facing upwards.
In Red Alert
When she arrives she is to stand with hands behind back, eyes straight ahead, chest out.
This is the summoning bell, and failure to arrive promptly can result in an “correction” level punishment for extreme tardiness.
It will only be
a correction for arriving when someone else’s bell is rung.
The slut should arrive cheerful and pleasant, ready to carry out the order of whoever rang her bell.
Article Six- Alert Levels
In order to respond in agile and appropriate manner to changes in social settings, owners and key holders may change the “Alert Level” in their immediate presence.
With a single phrase everyone must conduct themselves according to the new alert and their role. It is imperative that everyone appear to be consistent in their behavior and not disagree when an alert is changed. This is for the benefit of outsiders who may not fully understand or appreciate our agreement.
Green Alert- This is the assumed protocol unless otherwise stated.
At home:
Taylor women are to be naked (unless ordered otherwise). They should
not talk out of turn. They will behave in the generally accepted
manner according to the whore/hope value system. They are not
permitted to use the toilet, and should ask permission whenever in
doubt for anything. Infractions, Corrections and Judgments can be
administrated. They can be ordered to openly masturbate others or
themselves. They should sit with legs apart, and may not use
furniture.
In public: Taylor women will be braless,
without panties, in collars and heels (unless ordered otherwise).
They should not talk out of turn. They will behave in the generally
accepted manner according to the whore/hope value system. They are
permitted to use the toilet, and should ask permission whenever in
doubt for anything. Infractions, Corrections and Judgments can be
administrated. They can be ordered to openly masturbate others or
themselves only in private or semi-private surroundings. They should
sit with legs apart, and may use furniture.
Yellow Alert- This is a protocol of caution, behavior is limited. Taylor women will be trained how to behave under Yellow Alerts so as not to embarrass their owners with their crass and slutty manners.
At home: Taylor
women are to be clothed (unless ordered otherwise). They should not
talk out of turn. They will behave in the generally accepted manner
according to the whore/hope value system. They are not permitted to
use the toilet, and should ask permission whenever in doubt for
anything in a quiet manner without alerting anyone “Authority”
level or lower. Punishments will not be openly discussed, and will be
administered later. They should sit with legs apart, and may not use
furniture.
In public: Taylor women will be braless,
without panties, in collars and heels (unless ordered otherwise). In
all other ways, this functions as the “At Home”
protocols. They should sit with legs apart, and may use
furniture.
It will be assumed at work or school, Taylor women
are at Yellow alert unless otherwise specified by a Handler or higher
level authority.
Red Alert- This is the highest level of discretionary protocol available. This is reserved for special situations where decorum and modesty are expected, even of sluts and whores like the Taylor women. Court appearances, parent teacher conferences, church ceremonies, etc.
At home: Taylor
women are to be clothed. They should not talk out of turn. They will
behave in the generally accepted manner according to the whore/hope
value system. They are not permitted to use the toilet, and should
ask permission whenever in doubt for anything in a quiet manner
without alerting anyone “Authority” level or lower.
Punishments will not be openly discussed, and will be administered
later. They should not sit with legs apart, and may use
furniture.
In public: Taylor women will be braless,
without panties, in collars and heels (unless ordered otherwise). In
all other ways, this functions as the “At Home” protocols
for red alert.
White Alert- This is a “fun status”. The Taylor women are to behave as if they are wanton sluts in need of correction and guidance. It is intended for use when Mrs. Waxerman visits or in her presence in order to shock her.
The Taylor women will practice and be trained how to behave in the most amusing and generally outrageous way, in order to push buttons.
The “Alerts” were all Chris’s idea. I had to admit they seemed like a good addition. I am sure the girls would have a lot of questions about when, what, where, and how often and with who. They always did. That being said, I added them down to my amendment and decided I would demonstrate the protocols with them when we were in public.
I would also have a “Black Alert” for Wendy. I wouldn’t write that one down, but I’ll go over it with her when we are alone. This is for when she is at work, and she needs to maintain her cover story with Steve and her co-workers.
Under that protocol, no chastity belt is allowed, and she won’t have to call her co-workers Sir. We’ll keep Jamie and Chris from finding out about it, as long as Wendy keeps up her end of our little bargain . She’ll need to purposely sacrifice stars so she never exceeds Jamie, and of course do all those extra things that a cum gobbler like her has to do.
Jamie's
“Emergency” Blowjob Rule – Introduced towards the
end of FFIII in chapter 40, the girls can perform blowjobs for $10
and handjobs for $5 when they are unable to find Bill or Chris to
give them permission. They will be punished if they willingly perform
these for others without getting the permission or the money.
Items
Purchased in Chapter 27 of FF3 at Porn Megastore
That is why he had already picked out:
A studded black leather cat of nine tails whip
Matching red rubber ball gags
Twin spreader gags (The kind that hold the mouth open)
A purple feather tickler (putting back the pink one he saw, since it didn’t feel as ‘manly’)
Two satin blindfolds
Leather anklets that attached by chain to a belt, that also chain the wrists.
Two general purpose 30 inch ‘spreader bars’ to hold feet apart
Two general purpose 18 inch 'spreader bars' for arms bound behind back.
A studded leather paddle (which he repeatedly cracked in his hand to enjoy the sound)
4 Quart Flowmaster Double bag Complete Colon Cleansing Enema Kit w/stand (should impress Mrs. Waxerman)
Assorted chain
leashes and clips, metal weights
Chris picked out:
Liquid latex (various colors, mostly flesh or red and white in 16oz bottles)
Fetish fantasy series anodized cuffs (2 pair)
Twin Lelo sensua suede whips – black (for him and his Dad or to use in each hand)
Two black silicon penis gags (in and out so it can be reversed, 2 inches one direction, 4 inches the other)
Leather “Arm Binders” (sleeves that buckle behind)
Two “Titty Presses” that can apply pressure to the breasts.
Udderly E-Z™ Goat Milker (heavy duty breast pump with 4 suction cups)
Optional Udderly E-Z™ adjustable silicon cup inserts for various sized teats.
Sheepskin
massage mittens (2 pair) fingerless
Rahjid’s rules: Introduced in Chapter 20-21 of FFIV
RULES
OF THE “GAME”
The Pimps make the rules, and the
Ho’s suck the dicks.
We will never undercut the other
bitches, everyone charges the same.
10 dollar hand job
20
dollar blow job
50 “50/50” BJ to get them
hard and then fucking
100 dollar ‘around the world’
(anything)
(If the trick wants any “extras” we
are to be creative in our pricing along these lines.)
Condoms are mandatory, we are to
return with the used condom after each fuck and turn over our money,
at which time we may be permitted to freshen up.
No bathroom breaks, eating, smoking,
drugs, or liquor while on shift without permission.
No Drama with the other girls
6-
When you finish with a trick, you must return the condom to Rahjid
for inspection. You will use your mouth to return the Condom. You
will be inspect after each trick, to do the needful. If you have sex
without the condom, you will be punished because you must be trying
to enjoy the bareback.
7-
You will wear the buttplug, if they want the ass they must pay. You
are not to remove the plug yourself, and you may not play with
yourself. You must ask them to kindly return the plug to the
location.
8- If you have complaint or bring drama, you will
be punish.
9- If you do not turn the trick each hour, you are to report to Rahjid to explain and be punish.
10- You are to keep your room neat and tidy – no hot plate. You will be given meal-break by Rahjid.
SECTION FIVE –
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions.
I seldom get feedback
on my story, but usually it is from analytical thinkers. People who
are working as an engineer, accountant, etc. I've also heard from
other prolific authors and I love to get constructive thoughts.
This section will
grow with some of the questions I anticipate or have answered
before.
Q: You have Korean, Hindi, Spanish, German and other
languages in your story, do you speak those languages?
A: I
barely speak English properly, so no I don't. I've just used google
to find these phrases and words. Feel free to look them up.
Q: You have a lot
of pop culture references in your stories, or a song I've never heard
of, why don't you provide a guide to what those are?
A: I
have mixed feelings about this. I like to within the story explain my
references through characters talking to other characters (Show,
don't tell style when possible as they explain as it happens).
Some readers
thought I was talking down to them, and some readers have sent me “
I don't know who the Beverely Hillbillies ARE!!!”
To
which I would wonder if their Google-finger is broken. It would take
less time to look it up than to write me an angry email demanding an
explanation of the reference.
My goal with including a song,
or a reference to Star Wars or World of Warcraft is not to give
everyone an education on everything anyway. I believe I gave the
reader enough to follow what happens if they are not a fan. My main
goal is if you are a World of Warcraft player or I mentioned a
favorite song you go “Wow, this story mentioned something I
like/am interested in”.
I don't play
computer games, and I am not techy, but I do a little research to try
to make sports references and computer stuff seem authentic (usually
just watch guys talk).
Q: I don't like (cuckolding, anal sex,
digs on my religion, some sort of thing you had the girls do).
A:
You know, I am sorry. I can try to please everyone but that would
involve never writing anything.
This story will probably touch
on at least one thing you don't like. You will have to take the good
with the bad.
I will share that one person really gave me a hard time about what the characters did. He scolded me about it and I told him basically to sit and spin/fuck off.
However, I realized after I thought about his anger, his anger stemmed from connecting with the characters and then taking the story in a direction that he would not have gone. It was sort of like if the guy who writes Batman turned him into a tree-hugging crybaby and the fans were angry that was not the grizzled crime-fighter they were used too.
I had breathed
enough life into this figment of everyone's imagination we call the
“Taylors” that he was passionate enough to write to me to
express his concerns. So I wrote back to him and apologized and
thanked him for feeling strongly enough about it to do that (No,
please don't send me angry emails looking for thanks). Suffice to
say, that person went on to write fan-fiction using my characters
which is really a total ego-boost.
Q: If my husband tried to
do this to me, I would kick him in the balls!
A: I don't
suggest anyone live like the Taylors. This is a work of fiction for
adults who enjoy involved humiliation stories where the characters
grow and evolve. It is not an instruction manual. It is for people
who know the difference between fantasy and reality, which is I have
no remorse about any of the topics covered because you shouldn't be
reading dirty stories if you can't tell the difference very well.
Q:
You need a thesaurus/spell check.
A: I read/refine all my
chapters and catch as many mistakes as I can, and I ask friends who
have volunteered their time to help me catch mistakes. I am sorry
that I did not catch them all, perhaps you will send me the
correction so I can fix it? If not, keep in mind I charge nothing for
my stories and you get what you pay for.
I've done complete
'blu-ray' editions of earlier chapters where I tried to go back and
fix early mistakes before I actually used WORD to write my stories
and catch errors – however error free is a state of mind, not a
reality.
Q: Why do you write this?
A: I do not condone having my stories on a paysite where readers must pay to access my stories. (That site has to generate revenue – I get that, but I'd like my stories in their free section). I do not intend to publish and charge money for my stories. It is not that I am rich and don't like money. It is that I do not know if any of my subject matter would be under additional scrutiny if I charge for it. As it stands, I write to enjoy myself. I write the kind of stories I would like to read. It is a labor of love and I share it with you in the hopes you will enjoy reading it.
Q: You don’t
write a lot of sex in this.
A: I focus a
lot on characters and details that happen around the sexually charged
elements of the story in the hopes I paint a provocative and arousing
story. I am not good at what I call “mechanical writing”
where it is just a log of events – this person sucked that,
this person went ooh, that person licked this, etc.
I do quite
a bit of that, and the chapter I think has the most may be chapter 30
of FFIV. There seem to be enough stories with mostly lines like;
WAP
“MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm,” she said.
DISCOGRAPHY
One of my readers suggested I add a “Discography” with a list of all the songs by artist and title in my story. I thought that was a clever idea and have started the list.
Baby Got Back – Sir Mix A lot FFIV Ch. 34
Diamonds in the Sky – Rhiannon FFIV – Ch. 35