Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Copyright (C), Alex - All Rights Reserved This story may not be reproduced in any form for profit withoutthe written permission of the author. This story may be freely distributed with this notice attached. If you are underage or live in an area where it is illegal for you to view this material Please turn back now. Otherwise, please read on with the full awareness that this Is a work of erotic fiction. That being said, this is my first posting on asstr.org and comments or suggestions will be welcome! Please feel free to email me at: alex_asstr@yahoo.com. Flames, of course, will be ignored. Seriously...don't bother. Midnight Surprise Chapter One (MMF, Oral, Cons, Bi) By: Alex Chapter One: It was a dark and stormy night....scratch that. The weather was beautiful for a late autumn evening in northern California, I just thought it sounded more dramatic. I was just heading home from a early Friday night date with my girlfriend of the time. By early, I mean I drove straight from work to her apartment. As usual dinner was quite a bit later... Jessie had seen my car as I turned onto her street, and by the time I'd pulled up to the curb, she was just locking her front door. With a sly smile and a "Hey baby!" she hopped into my convertible without opening the door, and landed with a thump on the passenger seat. Without missing a beat, she turned halfway in the seat and lay backward across my lap. "Don't you want to kiss me hello?" She was batting her eyelashes as she said it. "Why hello, hellion" I replied, bending down to lay my lips on hers. As our lips met, I opened my mouth and let my tongue brush lightly against her lips. Jessie moaned softly and arched her back, sliding her lips open to meet mine, and eagerly encouraging my tongue into her mouth with quick, light darts of her own tongue. We'd been dating for six months by this point and I remember that it never ceased to amaze me how quickly she responded to my every touch. I broke off the kiss after some unmeasured amount of time. As I pulled my head back, I noticed that Jessie had at some point managed to filch a cigarette from the pack I had lying in the ashtray. (How's that for concentration? Oh well, at least she hadn't tried to light it.) As if on cue, she quickly sat up, and used her freshly reclaimed lips to do so, dumping my lighter back in the ashtray. "What, you didn't get one for me?" I asked her teasingly. Her eyes widened. "Whups!" She replied. With a grin and a "Here!" she pulled the cigarette from her lips and popped it between mine. She quickly fished another smoke from the pack and lit it up. "Thanks..." I replied wryly, eyeing the large red lipstick stain on the filter. "Don't mention it," She replied cheerily, trying unsuccessfully to blow smoke rings. "So where do you want to eat?" I asked. My stomach was growling from a light lunch I'd eaten sometime in the distant past. "Your place, of course." She replied, giving me a rather incredulous look. "Oh?" I quipped, "Were you planning to cook for me?" Dropping her voice to a sultry growl she replied "We'll both be cooking just as soon as you put this car in gear!" I complied with a laugh, turning the car back on to the street and heading for my apartment in the City. In the great question of E.F. or F.F., Jessie was firmly in the F.F. camp. A few sweaty, but extremely enjoyable hours later, Jessie wearily pulled her head up from my shoulder and said "So about dinner?" A quick shower later, we were sitting at a late night diner halfway between our apartments. We'd been in there so much lately that we not only knew the waitresses names, we knew their schedule. That's not to say that I was complaining about it. I was a most willing accomplice. I just learned to eat heartier lunches. Oh...and we found a better restaurant that was open late. So...where was I? Oh, yes...It was anything BUT a dark and stormy night. I had kept the top down as the early autumn chill had not yet driven away the Indian summer we were enjoying. I had just pulled away from Jessie's apartment when my cell phone began to ring. "Hello?" I answered. "Hey, Alex! How's it going?" Jacob's voice echoed from the phone. "Oh, hey Jacob! I'm doing great, how about you?" I replied with a smirk. "Oh, I'm doing pretty well." He replied. I could almost see the self satisfied grin on his face. Jacob and his live-in girlfriend Angie were a young couple that Jessie and I had been hanging out and going to dinner with for pretty much the entire time we've been together. Yeah, they usually ate about as late as we did and for pretty much the same reason. Angie and Jessie worked together at the same retail job, and had become fast friends. When we first started hanging out, it was simply meeting the girls for beers at a local TGI's after work. We'd stand shivering in the late winter wind as we smoked cigarettes on the back porch of the restaurant, drinking beer and laughing our asses off. These days, we'd usually meet up for a late dinner, and drinks until even later at whoever's apartment happened to be closer (and cleaner). "I'll just bet you are!" I laughed. "What have you two little sex kittens been up to?" "Sex, more or less." Jacob replied blandly. "Probably more than less, if I know you two" I replied, laughing harder still. "How's that little cutie you keep locked up there with you?" "Oh, her?" Jacob snorted. "She's just hopped into a bubble bath. I've got the place pretty much to myself for the next couple of hours." "Good lord man, she left you alone?" I teased "Did she at least make sure to lock the liquor cabinet and turn off all the major appliances?" "Nah," Jacob deadpanned, "She's left the door to the bathroom open and tied a bell around my neck instead." "Sounds like she's got a handle on things," I agreed, "So what can I do for you? Need me to get something off the top shelf, little boy?" Jacob, at 22, was the youngest of the four of us, and we were good enough friends that I could rib him about it. "Nah, I'll just knock it off with my prick if I need to." He quipped. "What I really need help with is this homework. I've got an assignment due in my Intro to Networks class." Jacob was a student at a local technical college, and since I was working "in the industry" as he liked to call it, he'd call me from time to time with a computer question. "OK. I can help with that. When's it due?" I started to reach for my PDA to see when I had an evening free. "Tomorrow." He replied evenly. Did I mention he's a procrastinator? More likely Angie kept him too preoccupied with other things. "Dude, it's almost midnight. What time is your class?" I responded. Thankfully I didn't have to be in the office early the next day. "Ten." He replied. "but it's not a long assignment. I just keep getting an error when I try to connect the computer here in the bedroom with the laptop in the kitchen." "Ok. That shouldn't be too hard to fix. I can take a look at it." "Sweet!" Jacob sounded very relieved. "When do you think you can stop by?" Checking the stoplight ahead, I quickly switched lanes and turned onto a side street. "About five minutes." I replied. "I just dropped Jessie off at home." "Oh man, Sweet! Hang on..." I heard Angie's voice faintly in the background. "What honey?" Jacob shouted. Even with his hand cupped over the headset, I could still hear him. "Angie's asking me something, hang on for a second." I could hear him walking down the hallway to the bathroom. "What honey?" he asked. "Who are you talking to?" I heard the petite redhead's familiar voice echoing in the tile room. "Alex," Jacob replied. "He's just dropped Tigger off at her place and he's heading over here to help me with that assignment." Tigger was Angie's pet name for Jessie, because as she put it. "That girl bounces around the world as if it really were the hundred acre wood! I swear she's got a spring in her tail!" If she only knew... "Ooh!" she squealed "Lemme talk to `im!" I hear the phone change hands, and Angie's voice rings through the receiver. "Hey, baby! What's shakin'?" She said brightly. The four of us realized early on that we were all not only oversexed, but outrageous flirts as well. By this point none of us gave the pet names and double entendres any thought, they were just how we talked to each other. "Sounds like you are, Flipper." I laughed. "Oh, the bath?" She giggled, "Well Jake got me so steamed up that I just had to run a hot bath to cool down." "I'll bet you could use a good cooling flame-top!" I replied with a grin. "So I hear you're on the way over to see me?" She asked. "Of course," I deadpanned "I heard you were in the bath, remember?" She giggled. "Well at least I'll be nice and clean when you get here." She said sarcastically. "Tease," I replied. "Better hurry though," I advised, "I'm pulling in the driveway now." "EEEP!" Was the rather loud response I heard in my ear. I then heard what I can only assume was an awful lot of splashing, and a loud thump, before the line went dead. Jacob met me at the door, and I was still laughing when I heard him say "Hey, man, Angie told me you were here when she ran in the bedroom." I laughed a little harder. "Tell me she didn't drop the phone in the tub!" I said. "Nah, just knocked the battery out of the cordless when it hit the floor. C'mon in." Jacob stood aside to let me in. He's about six foot, with pale skin, blondish-brown hair, and a surprisingly good body for a computer geek. Tennis in high school had kept him in shape, and a gym that opened across the street from his apartment gave him some nice definition. He just never liked laying out in the sun and tanning booths scared the hell out of him. Tonight he was shirtless and barefoot and wearing a faded pair of button-front Levi's. "What's up man? What kind of error are you getting?" I replied as I walked by him. Upon seeing him shirtless, I couldn't resist the urge to reach up and tweak the nipple ring that dangled on his right. It had been Angie's birthday present to him earlier this year. Apparently the result of a conversation he didn't remember having. (Weed'll do that to ya.) He parried my attack and slapped me on the ass with the other hand. I quickly spun him around and we started to grapple. "Hey, boys. BOOYYYYSSS!" We heard Angie shout from the bedroom. "Would you mind fixing the computer before you wreck the living room?" "Yes dear." We replied in unison, prompting a loud laugh from her. "You clean yet?" I shouted in reply. "Nice and clean, baby." Came the response. "Tease!" I shouted back. Jacob snickered. "So here's the problem man." He said sliding the laptop over to me. Within a couple of minutes of troubleshooting, I realized the problem was on the bedroom computer's end, and we walked in there to fix the error. When I stepped in the bedroom, Angie was lying on the bed with a sheet pulled over her (the comforter having long since been pushed off the end of the bed), changing channels on the large TV next to the computer desk. Her bare feet were sticking out from beneath the sheet on one end and the other end was pulled up slightly over her breasts. "Hiya, boys! What can I do for you?" Angie asked in a sultry voice. Jacob looked her up and down before responding. "Oh, I could think of a few things." He leered, "But first I've got to fix this computer." He quickly sat down to try the fix that I had explained to him. I looked her over and met her grin with one of my own. "Tease," I said, tweaking one of her exposed toes. She giggled. "I'm barefoot all over, see?" Angie quickly pulled down the sheet almost to her nipples, exposing a generous amount of cleavage. Angie is a petite five foot, four, with a freckled complexion. Her flame red hair was cut short in an almost boyish style, but there was nothing boyish about the cleavage that she was showing off now. Her firm 34C tits swayed slightly beneath the thin layer of red, cotton sheet. "Tease!" I responded even louder, tickling the bottom of her foot. Angie whooped loudly and kicked her feet, exposing her knees, and a flash of thigh. "Hey, Alex! It worked!" Jacob said, turning from the computer chair and standing by the foot of the bed next to me. "Well what do we have here?" My hand was poised by Angie's foot to deliver another tickle-strike, and Angie was sitting up straight, clutching the sheet to her chest and glaring at Jacob. "Don't even think about it mist...EEK!" was all she could get out, because when I saw what Jacob had intended to do, I struck. Both of us grabbed an ankle and started tickling the bottoms of her feet mercilessly. Angie shrieked and began kicking her legs furiously, banging her fists against the mattress as she laughed hysterically. Suddenly with a particularly big kick of her knee, the sheet flew off of her, exposing her completely. Jacob and I immediately stopped tickling, and Angie gasped, her eyes going wide. It was at that point that we both looked at each other and realized we were holding her ankles about chest high and spread open to the world. With wide eyes we turned back, and surprisingly (all things considered) the first thing we both noticed was the wry look on her face. "Well boys, looks like you've managed to get me naked and helpless." She said, resting back against the pillows and running her hands slowly up her bare midriff. Question is, what're you gonna do about it?" My eyes tracked down from that sly, Mona Lisa smile. Down past the graceful curve of her neck. Down past the freckled, firm mounds of her breasts, capped in cherry colored nipples that stood quickly to attention as the fan blew a cool breeze across it. Down past the smooth, flat belly. Down past the... "Hey," I stopped "I didn't know you were shaved." "Nice and clean, baby," she cooed, as my eyes passed over her smooth, treasure and down her long slender legs. My eyes met Jacobs and he shrugged. "What are we going to do about it man?" My eyes went wide at the suggestion. "Hey, she's your girl man..." I began. "I have an idea," he interrupted. "I'll start at this end, you start at that end (pointing to the ankles) and the first to get her off, wins!" My eyes, if possible, went even wider. Jacob shrugged, "She's been fantasizing about doing two guys at once for a while now." My grin must have given him the answer he needed, because he shot back a cheery smile, "On your mark, get set..." he began. I looked down to see a very shocked, but very eager Angie looking back up at me and licking her lips. "Go." I replied, turning to run my tongue up along Angie's calf. Angie gasped loudly as we simultaneously began running our tongues up her legs. Starting with her calves, we lavished her with lip and tongue working our way slowly up to her knees. Angie started to moan softly reaching up to caress her left breast with one hand as her other hand slipped down past her stomach. "Not so fast," I said gently. Releasing the ankle I was still holding by setting it on my shoulder, I reached out to her searching hand and pressed it firmly to the mattress. "It's not much of a contest if you get yourself off, now is it?" "Good thinking, Alex." Jacob replied, reaching out to mimic me. As soon as she felt the second hand press her wrist to the mattress, Angie began to get a wild look in her eye. With another gasp as we ran our tongues across the sensitive underside of her knees, Angie continued her moaning in earnest. We began to kiss and lick her inner thighs, working in wordless synch as we lifted her leg to kiss our way up almost to her firm ass, before licking our way back down to the knee. I could feel her hand begin to struggle just a little beneath my own as her eyes rolled up and her head began rocking gently back and forth. Nipping and licking the firm, smooth flesh of her thighs, we worked our way up to the lips of her pussy. Jacob looked up at me with a gleam in his eye and we both shared a smirk before bending down and running our tongues along her outer lips. Angie shrieked for a second time that night, and with a sudden jerk, her hands were free and gripping both of us by our hair. Angie arched her back, and pressed our faces tighter against her sex. Jacob and I both propped ourselves on our elbows next to each other with one hand gripping her tight ass, and the other holding her open to what was about to happen next. Wordlessly, we both dove into her moist cunt and began running our tongues along her sensitive inner petals. "Oh god! Oh fuck! Oh god, oh fuck! OhgodohfuckOhGodOhFuck!" Angie began to chant, increasing in volume until she was nearly yelling, as we both began to assault her clit. Our tongues began to lick rapidly across her delicate button and her intensity began to rise even further until with a sudden grind of her hips and a surprisingly good hold on our hair, her clit became mashed between our two tongues as Jacobs lips met mine. Now, I'd known that I was bisexual for some time, but I don't wear the fact on a t-shirt, and the topic had, shockingly, never come up. So I was pretty surprised to find that Jacob, not only didn't mind, but that he broke off our tag-team oral assault on his girlfriend to slip his tongue into my mouth with a moan. I recovered quickly though, and did my best to give as good as I got. Borrowing a technique from Jessie, I used quick, light darts of my tongue against his, causing him to moan even louder. "That's so fucking hot." Angie whispered in a low growl, "but right now, I need more of this!" with that, she turned our heads, and pushed us, without argument, back to her waiting sex. With vigor, we began rubbing our tongues all over her clit and each others tongues, passing her engorged button back and forth between us. Her incoherent moaning had reached a point that I'm sure was keeping the neighbors up, and we knew that she was close. Pushing up with my hand against her ass, I lowered my tongue into her and began exploring her moist opening. Jacob followed suit, and soon we were both trying to fit our tongues into her. "God...that...feels...fucking...amazing..." Angie managed to grunt between breaths. Her breathing was coming in ragged gasps at this point. "Oh?" I replied, pulling my tongue away. "How about this?" As Jacob continued to push his long tongue into her pussy, I pushed my tongue just a little further down, and began to run it in circles across the pink rosebud of her ass. Fortunately I have good, strong, thick hair, because Angie increased her grip on it and her back arched to its fullest extent as she yelled loudly, trying in vain to press us harder against her openings. When I stopped teasing her pink rim and began to plunge my tongue into her ass, she screamed "Cummmmiiiiiiinnnnnng!!!!!!" and with two tongues buried to the hilt inside her, she went rigid. Bucking once, then twice against our faces, her body went stiff for a brief moment, then limp as she passed out. Her hands now freed from our hair, Jacob and I were free to sit back up and massage our sore heads. "I reckon that was a draw." Jacob said, reaching for a cigarette. "I'd guess so." I replied, taking a smoke from him and lighting it. "Guess we'll have to give it another go, eh?" I said smiling as I took a puff. "I'm game" Angie moaned, her eyes slowly opening as the smoke reached her nostrils. "But I need a smoke first." Angie reached up and took the cigarette from my lips, taking a puff. Jacob and I laid down on either side of her, and alternately began to feed her puffs off our cigarettes. As we lay there, Angie ran her hands down our backs and suddenly sat up. "Hey," She cried. "You two are both still dressed!" "Why so we are." I replied blandly, taking another drag. "What are YOU going to do about it?" To Be Continued......