The 2003 Golden Clitorides Awards

A big "Thank you!" to everyone that made their nominations. :0)

Author of the Year:

• Al Steiner
• Ann Douglas
• Biff Jones
• Couture
• Dark Vision
• Dorsai
• Frank Downey
• General Principle
• H. Jekyll
• Ice Phoenix
• Jay Lance
• John Smith
• Julie Hypnotic
• Mike Kimera
• Miss Behavin'
• Nick Scipio
• Night Wolf
• Oosh
• Powerone
• Real Life Dragon
• Reverend Cotton Mather
• Smilodon
• Souvie
• Tulsa Brown
• Victoria Manley

Flash Story of the Year:

• "Dear Bill" (no-sex, humour) by Smilodon
• "Garanteed Delivery" by Souvie
• "Hide-N-Seek" by Desdmona
• "The Morning After" by Souvie
• "S'mores" (MF, oral, food) by Souvie
• "The Seasons" by Elle`Attend
• "Smell" by Uther Pendragon
• "Straight Up" by Nick Scipio
• "Why I Swallow" by Mike Kimera

Short Story of the Year:

• "The Anatomy of an Orgasm..." (M/F, oral) by Pami
• "Anticipation Like a Drug" (MF, pett) by Nick Scipio
• "Art of Her Desire" (M+/F, Exhib) by Purple Herald
  
• "Ashley and Mr. Thomas" (MF rom) by Gray Beard
• "Avocado Pair" (MF/f exhib voy) by DrSpin
• "Back When We Were Happy" by Mike Kimera
• "The Chair" ((MF oral anal tease mild bd) by Miss Behavin'
• "Debt of Honor" by Tulsa Brown
• "Deserving Ruth" by Mike Kimera
• "Drowning in Rain" by Julie Hypnotic
• "E is for Ecstasy" (M/F+, very confused) by DrSpin
• "End Game" by H. Jekyll
• "Female Plumbing Problem" (MF, magic, softcore) by Vulgar Argot
• "Gone" (MF, rom) by Dryad
• "Homecoming" (MF) by Ann Douglas
• "I Was a World Cup Widow" by Souvie
• "In Thoughts of You" by Nick Scipio
• "Keys" (M/F - Romance) by Miss Behavin'
• "Let It Snow" (MF pett) by Nick Scipio
• "Maid Elizabeth" (MF,rom,1st) by Smilodon
• "Make Me" by Selena Jardine
• "Mistletoe" by Wiseguy
• "My Breasts" by Tanja Edward
• "My Imaginary Friend" by Animus
• "Photo Club" (MF voy exhib) by Jimmy Hat
• "The Sunstroke Cure" by Oosh
• "The Venus Triangle" by Allison George
• "Wicked Lies" by Selena Jardine

Long Story of the Year:

• "Always Loved Her" by General Principle
• "Bound for Pleasure" by Lori L
• "Ed and Natalie Naked in School" by Frank Downey
• "Fallen Angel" by Jay Lance
• "Fall of the House of Whores" (SciFi, MFF) by Mr. Slot
• "Heart Ball" by Uther Pendragon
• "Jared and Amanda Naked in School" by Frank Downey
• "Kelly" by NightHawk
• "Lap Dancer" (Lesbian FF rom M+F NC viol hum) by Katie McN   
• "Like Father Like Son" (MF,oral,rom) by Smilodon
• "Marigold" by Vulgar Argot
• "Mike and Lily Naked in School" by Frank Downey
• "The Office" by Harriet
• "Playing the Game II: Playing to Win" by Reverend Cotton Mather
• "Summer Camp - Book 1: Susan" by Nick Scipio
• "The Russian Front" by H Jekyll
• "Walking the Dog" (MF, oral) by Smilodon

Best Series:

• The Adventures of Maytag and Stanton by Jimmy Hat
• "Jazz Club Stories" by Nick Scipio
• Man in the Moon series by Adrianna de la Rosa
• "The Misadventures of Ace Dyson" by DrSpin
• "Memorial Day" by Mike Kimera
• "Playing the Game" by Reverend Cotton Mather
• "Summer Camp" by Nick Scipio
• The Trudy Tolliver Series by Souvie

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Best Serial:

• "Ahead of the Game" by Night Wolf
• "Amy's Smile" by jfinn
• "Boarding School Sex Training" by Lady Dreamer and Powerone
• "Cammie Sue" by Real Life Dragon
• "Carlee after Louisville" by Carlee
• "George Douglas" by Wandering Lanes
• "The Hallow Road" by Harriet
• "Harriet Hotter" by Couture
• Kalisha stories by Kalisha Connors
• "Little Renee: Showing Uncle Al" by Julie Hypnotic
• "The Lottery" by Dark Vision
• "Loving Little Julie" by Julie Hypnotic
• "Not an Ordinary Day" by Black Rose
• "Pete a Young Man's Story" by Magi
• "Robin" by John Smith
• "Sex God" by Pleasure Boy 1
• "Stock" by Lord Raven
• "Summer Camp Book 2:Gina" by Nick Scipio
• "Trailer Trash Teen" by Punky Girl
• "Victim/Victorian" by Vinnie Tesla

Best New Author:

• Black Rose
• Gray Beard
• Julie Hypnotic
• Holly Rennick
• Kalisha Connors
  
• Lord Raven
• M.K. Bowes
• Magi
• Nick Scipio
• Punky Girl
• Real Life Dragon
• The Secret Grrl
• Vulgar Argot

Best Short Story by a New Author:

• "At the violet hour" by Kalisha Connors
• "Anticipation Like a Drug" (MF, pett) by Nick Scipio
• "Ashley and Mr. Thomas" (MF rom) by Gray Beard
• "A Bus Ride to Passion" by Julie Hypnotic
• "Dia de los Muertos" by M.K. Bowes
• "Drowning in Rain" by Julie Hypnotic
• "Female Plumbing Problem" (MF, magic, softcore) by Vulgar Argot
• "Let it snow" by Nick Scipio

Best Long Story by a New Author:

• "AI Girl" by Tenyari
• "A Life Uncommon" (MFF, pseudo-incest, Rom) by Simon Trinity
• "Marigold" by Vulgar Argot
• "The Politics of Control" by Nick Scipio
• "The Russian Girl" by Katzmarek
• "Summer Camp - Book 1: Susan" by Nick Scipio
• "Writer's Notebook" by Holly Rennick

Best Erotic Poetry:

• "Animal" by Marla Cicchino
• "Hard Shower" by Diana May
• "Lipstick" by Lon T. Ryden
• "Mahika - A Tribute to the Muse in My Life" by Stasya T. Canine
• "The Understanding" by Emmilee Adler
• "Virtual" by Oosh
• "You Look Good" by Lon T. Ryden

Best Seasonal Story:

• "Let it snow" by Nick Scipio
• "My Happiest Halloween" by Shon Richards
• "Memorial Day" by Mike Kimera
• "Secrets in the Sleigh" by Ann Prentice
• "Summer Camp - Book 1: Susan" by Nick Scipio

Classical Clit:

• "The Adventures of Me and Martha Jane" by Santos J. Romeo
• "Barley Legal Teens" by Bronwen
• "The Book" by Blackie
• "Coffee Table Games" by Mike Kimera
• "Date" by deirdre
• "Have a Nice Day" by Mike Kimera
• "Night Music" by The Flying Pen
• "The Imaginary Lover" by Victoria Manley
• "The Valentine's Day Dinner..." by Victoria Manley

Best Romantic Story:

• "Always Loved Her" by General Principle
• "Ashley and Mr. Thomas" (MF rom) by Gray Beard
• "A Bus Ride to Passion" by Julie Hypnotic
• "End Game" by H. Jekyll
• "Gone" (MF, rom) by Dryad
• "Heart Ball" by Uther Pendragon
• "Ikke Laengere Jomfru" (mf, oral, first, rom) by Dorsai
• "Let Yourself Go" by Selena Jardine
• "Summer Camp - Book 1: Susan" by Nick Scipio
• "The Sunstroke Cure" by Oosh
• "Walking the Dog" (MF, oral) by Smilodon

Best Same Sex Story:

• "Dormant Ghost" by Elf Sternberg
• "Lap Dancer" (Lesbian FF rom M+F NC viol hum) by Katie McN
• "My Brother's Wife" by Mike Kimera
• "Radiance" by Tulsa Brown
• "The Sunstroke Cure" by Oosh

Best Mind Control (MC) Story:

• "Jamie's New Job" by MrGrey
• "Minding Others" by DiscipleN
• "What Kind of Monster?" by EyeofSerpent

Best BDSM (bondage, discipline and sado-masochism) Story:

• "The Auction" by Jude Mason
• "Back When We Were Happy" by Mike Kimera
• "Filling Usha" by Mike Kimera
• "Her Cabin Boy" by Shon Richards
• "Loving Bondage" by Bluepen
  
• "The Office" by Harriet
• "Office Games" by Dark Pen
• "Tall, Blond and Bound" by Zebulon
• "Tiger, Tiger" by Mike Kimera

Best Heterosexual Story:

• "The Anatomy of an Orgasm..." (M/F, oral) by Pami
• "Fallen Angel" by Jay Lance
• "Flesh On A Woman" by Tulsa Brown
• "Four of a kind" (MF, rom, strip poker) by Crimson Dragon
• "Camping" by Victoria Manley
• "Gone" (MF, rom) by Dryad
• "Heart Ball" by Uther Pendragon
• "Make Me" by Selena Jardine
• "S'mores" (MF, oral, food) by Souvie
• "Summer Camp - Book 1: Susan" by Nick Scipio
• "The Venus Triangle" by Allison George
• "A Wife's Mistake, A Husband's Nightmare" (M/F Wife, Cheat, Drunk, Bond, Rape) by Not My Story

Best Humor Story:

• "Dear Bill" (no-sex, humour) by Smilodon
• "E is for Ecstasy" (M/F+, very confused) by DrSpin
• "Fall of the House of Whores" (SciFi, MFF) by Mr. Slot
• "Free Babes on Cam" by Kenny N Gamera
• "Hot To Frott" by Mike Kimera
• "I Was a World Cup Widow" by Souvie
• "Losing It" (mf, rom, 1st) by Smilodon
• "Make Me" by Selena Jardine
• "Making Peace" by Oosh
• "S'mores" (MF, oral, food) by Souvie

Note: Some authors have requested that their names and stories be removed from the list of nominees, their wishes have been respected.