This review is taken from The Tainted Lime Reviews Issue #41, by [email protected] (/~TaintedLime/).



{ASSM} "Pine Trees" by Dryad (MF, oral, cheat)
By Dryad <[email protected]>
http://assm.asstr.org/Year2002/36460

A woman needs to have a few pine trees in her yard taken out, and
she has a crew of four men come in to do the work. The foreman,
Mike, catches her attention, and when the other men quit for
lunch, she asks Mike to take her up in the cherry picker.

When they get up high enough, we discover that her husband
doesn't like her blowjobs all that much, and damn it, she misses
giving them. The foreman, fortunately, is a lot more appreciative
than her husband!

The plot and characters are not too substantial, but this is
still a cute little story, and the cherry picker is a nice twist
on the usual sex story fare. It's a nice little diversion, sexy
in its way.


Rating: * * *

For those more used to Celeste's reviews, this means (in Tainted Lime's own words:)
I read a few old Celestial Reviews, and since Celeste reviewed far more stories than I have, perhaps an approximate mapping would be useful:

5 stars = high 10
4 stars = high 9 to 10
3 stars = 8 to 9
2 stars = 6 to 7
1 star = 5 or below

I do not intend to write reviews for one-star stories.
( quoted from /~TaintedLime/issue-28.html )


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